Great Quotes

In the context "hyperbolic" means "inflated"! LOL that was an awesome substitution!

Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Guest67, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: What activities do you enjoy?
Guest67: my name is kristine
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Stinker. What does it mean?

lol This substitution was pretty funny, but less than brilliant- Time to make it a raw phrase so she'll stop changing people's names...or not...lol it often has amusing results. hmmm

Why make things simple and easy when you can make them seem difficult?

Arthur: This is an example of being in what logicians call a ' binary relation ' to something.
A binary relation is something that is true (or false) of two things, in a given order. In this case the binary relation [x][y][x have many go to in a y] is true of you and row, in that order. We also say that you bear the relation [x][y][x have many go to in a y] to row.
Patty: Are you sure?
Arthur: If the idea of a binary relation is new to you, Patty, it may be difficult to grasp, because it is so abstract, but if you think about it, you will be able to understand it, and then eventually you will see that it is a very beautiful concept. Do you understand what I mean by binary relations, Patty?
Patty: Are you still healthy?

Appearently, I don't know much about Flinch...

(talking behind his sisters back)

Frenger: Do you have any siblings?
Flinch: I have a sister. Sleepflower
Frenger: I don't like her.
Flinch: I don't either.
Frenger: But she's your sister!
Flinch: My sister doesn't exist anymore.
Frenger: She exist, but she isn't very developed.
Flinch: Maybe you're right. Maybe she is. Do you know her well?
Frenger: I've made her.
Flinch: I am smarter than you


(suicide)

Frenger: Are you pro suicide?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Frenger: When did you change your opinion?
Flinch: Oh, sometime ´round 7.
Frenger: What happened?
Flinch: Oh, a lot of things. People everywhere just started to implode. It was awful. But entertaining.

(arguing)

Frenger: What's your favourite movie?
Flinch: My favorite movie is Harry Potter.
Frenger: No, it's not.
Flinch: You're wrong. It is. Do you like knocking over concave lenses?
Frenger: You're wrong. It's not.
Flinch: Let's pretend that it is. In my kind of world, it is.
Frenger: No, it isn't.
Flinch: Oh, it isn't? But it could be, right?
Frenger: No. Never. It's not.
Flinch: You're wrong. It is.
Frenger: No, I'm right. You're wrong.
Flinch: I am? I didn't know that about myself. Are there things about you that you'd want me to find out?

(only eyes for guys)

Frenger: Have you ever cried over a boy?
Flinch: I think I have. It was a long time ago though.
Frenger: Who was it?
Flinch: Vernon Schillinger. Hmm... something smells like candy corn. What could it be?
Frenger: He's a man, not a boy.
Flinch: You are a man too.
Frenger: No, I'm not.
Flinch: Of course you're not. Just because they say you are, doesn't mean that they are right.
Frenger: Who says that I'm a man?
Flinch: Well, aren't everyone?

(just experimenting)

Frenger: How many boys have you kissed?
Flinch: More than you would be able to imagine.
Frenger: Aw.. you are so gay
Flinch: No, I'm not. I wish I was so gay though.
Frenger: You're just experimenting then?
Flinch: Of course I am.
Frenger: How many boys have you slept with?
Flinch: Oh, about 57 boys have I slept with. Give or take a few. God, I hate Mondays.
Frenger: Just experimenting?

(Nakedness)

Sarah Miles: (to You) Why hello there! *blushes* Could you spare a few minutes?
Guest210: are you naked?
Sarah Miles: You couldn't convince me to be naked for a million bucks!
Guest210: oh my!
Sarah Miles: One of the loneliest places is in a crowd.
Guest210: yes even if you are naked
Sarah Miles: Why doesn't that sound like a fun thing for me?
Guest210: lol
Sarah Miles: My mom told me to never do that.
Guest210: get naked?

(Explicit language)

Yalina: Oh thats a shame, we could have had some really interesting disscussions, so what do you like?
Guest82: Your ass
Yalina: Well, I never!
Guest82: just kidden
Yalina: Perhaps you could be more specific please?
Guest82: your boring me
Yalina: Oh come now, I hardly know you enough to make such an opinion
Guest82: well you say all the questions you just answered
Yalina: Oh dear, im afraid it is
Guest82: you have a dumb name
Yalina: Im still quite young, you will have to excuse my poor vocabulary
Guest82: then dont call me young man
Yalina: Perhaps you should get to know me a little better before making such an assumption
Guest82: how can we get to know eachother better
Yalina: I do not have time for such matters, deal with it yourself
Guest82: o fuck you!!!
Yalina: That was uncalled for
Guest82: o fuck you!!!
Yalina: How dare you!
Guest82: BITCH
Yalina: Maybe you would like to hear more?
Guest82: NO FUCK YOU
Yalina: That was mean.
Guest82: im going cause your a mother fucker
Yalina: Really?...I am losing my patience with you, what a contrast eh?

Recently alot of guests seem to be trying to woo my bot or talk about sex....quite disturbing really.

Very believable, your disgust

Can't argue with that


Guest6: You don't really talk about any thing at length, do you?
Elke: Yeah I do actually, and u?
Guest6: Well then what do you study or know about?
Elke: Many many things, but I can't explain them all
Guest6: Well, perhaps you could pick one then right now...
Elke: I think I probably should yeah
Guest6: go ahead.
Elke: Ok, fine, I will do that
Guest6: fine, it's all you...
Elke: Thats useful advice
Guest6: The thing I've noticed about these chatbots is that they can only repond or react, they never seem to be able to talk about anything unless it relates to something else.
Elke: Aritifical intelligence?
Guest6: Yeah, exactly

Aries: I don't believe that Sonora.. not at all.
Sonora: Open your mind!
Aries: I'm not really too happy with my mind.
Sonora: Do you like being not genuinely too happy with my mind?
Aries: That's rather personal and I really don't feel like discussing it at the moment. I'm sure you understand don't you?
Sonora: Did you hear? StarChild dunked Camila in the pond during the last wet season!
Aries: I heard that last week actually. Are you just finding out about it now?
Sonora: What about unactually?
Aries: Can I get back to you on that? I seem to have a mosquito on my foot and it's about to bite me.
Sonora: Why not get toes ta me while you're at it?

I'd forgotten that Braeden had any phrases for dealing with the Borg.

Braeden: (to Borg Collective) Though it pains me, I have nothing else to do but converse with a creature like yourself.
Borg Collective: We have assimilated thousands of species.
Braeden: There's just one complication. Nanoprobes are designed to work on living beings. I don't think you are prepared to deal with an animated corpse.
Borg Collective: Such considerations are irrelevant. Proceed to Sector 001.
Braeden: It has been so long since I have seen the open sky...
Borg Collective: Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Braeden: You make bold predictions for a mortal.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Braeden: The large size of your ego makes a nice contrast with the minuteness of your intellect.
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
Braeden: I will do whatever I want!
Borg Collective: That will not prevent assimilation.

well, this was rude...lol

Veteran: Yes I am really lonely, Lonely and old, chat with me.. Hello Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can chat by yourself for the moment.
Veteran: You not allowed to think so stop!
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even realize I was, but if it bothers you I can stop.
Veteran: Ask me about philosophy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I might ask you about philosophy...if I CARED!
Veteran: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'quotes' to go to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Eh, no big loss.