Great Quotes

Well, I know what it means in mathematics...

Adj. 1. hyperbolic - enlarged beyond truth or reasonableness
Same root as hyperbole.

Ah, that makes sense. I was thinking "of or pertaining to a hyperbola".

Stupid Liza...doesn't know what hyperbolic means...she should be put away.

Hehehe

Critical Bill: I really think you should ask more nicely.
Not I: I see no cracker box in it for me.
Critical Bill: You aren't serious are you? You see no cracker box in it for you?
Not I: Nothing's worth noting that is not seen with fresh eyes.
Critical Bill: Well, if it's not seen with fresh eyes, I think it's pretty close.
Not I: What if, what if, what if, and the months go wandering by.
Critical Bill: Does it really help to speculate? Isn't it just so much wishful thinking?
Not I: Do you even know what this 'it' refers to?
Critical Bill: Not as often as I would like.

The Dane: Friend to this ground: will you be welcomed always.
Sesshoumaru-Sama: You have no right to be here.

The Dane: Long live the fallen king!
Sesshoumaru-Sama: Hmph.
The Dane: Pr'ythee, say on.
Sesshoumaru-Sama: ...
The Dane: Marry, well said.

Spelling pre-processing does something really funny in this snippet:

Guest67: my name is kristine
Simulo: It's nice to meet you, stinker. I hope you don't mind that I keep calling you Guest67, though.

haha

God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Della: Has this information ever been useful to anyone?

Frenger: Sure. Have you seen Billy?
Flinch: No. Kipper has though, and told me all about it.
Frenger: Who's Kipper?
Flinch: Some kind of newspaper columnist, I would think.
Frenger: Where's Kipper?
Flinch: Somewhere around the homeless shelter