Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I am incapable of nervousness. Nevertheless I will accompany you. *Flies toward the door*

c'mon you guys...lesbians are just like you and me except that they're...well...lebians.

It's not the lesbians that bother me -- it's the way they get injected into every post like a mystical incantation. They are the only thing linking this bizarre chain of what I can't bring myself to call conversation....

Maybe if someone could summarize what's going on here?

Ha I have no idea what's going on, go ask STRMKirby, he says his is in charge of the bar since Dogh'd is absent.

That's like putting the lunatics in charge of the asylum. Actually, it's *exactly* like putting the lunatics in charge of the asylum.

Hey, how else are us lunatics supposed to make a living?

Television.

My Dear MrCrab
this is a bar where botworkers hang out fer kirssake! you think there's a gaddam agenda?!!!
I never did like yer looks!
Dogh'd! Gimme another fucking beekkeepper!

All questions you may have at this time should be directed at our customer service department, whereupon you will be hit over the head with a large, blunt object. Have a nice day.

You know I don't think I am even the one who started this damn conversation. *gets up leaves bar and slams door.*

Hey I think we should put a sign on the door that says faggots are not allowed in here.

*sends rabid gay men after mark* Dude I'm totally straight and that kinda pissed me off.