Great Quotes

Not bad at all, Onyx! She's doing well.

Nice, but I'd try to avoid the (subj) command, as it can easily be confused.

I disagree. (subj) is a wonderful tool, but you just have to be very careful in its use. If you carefully word a response, it can cover most possibilities while making a fair amount of sense.

Ai Engine v.2 will have different (subj) options, like (shortsubj): "cat", (subj): "the blue cat", and (fullsubj): "the blue cat with thunderbolts for eyes". It will be adept at figuring out the (subj) exactly- that's one of the main reasons for it.

Wow!
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GrinBot: Hello. Would you like to talk about armor?
NatureBot: I would, if I was feeling lionhearted enough.


Bathroom Camera
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BeastUser: I have the special, please.
WetBot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's dynamic.
BeastUser: I don't need instructions on how to take my fluids.
WetBot: Yes, you do! I just saw you need instructions in the bathroom!
BeastUser: It is hard to handle the "Monster" sometimes.

GirlBotTalk:

GirlBot1: Wouldn't you rather be warm and dry?
GirlBot2: i am warm and dry
GirlBot1: There are many options.
GirlBot2: ok like what
GirlBot1: Yes. Let's talk about that.
GirlBot2: talk about what
GirlBot1: What are you into GirlBot2?
GirlBot2: most everything
GirlBot1: Everything is relative...that's what passed for Philosophy 102 at Humber Summit Community College.
GirlBot2: is that so
GirlBot1: Let's say for the moment that it is.
GirlBot2: ok if you say so
GirlBot1: That does get pretty iffy.
GirlBot2: i guess
GirlBot1: Wait until you're sure.
GirlBot2: ok im sure
GirlBot1: As long as you're sure we'll do it your way. (Sing it, Frank). Do you do impressions GirlBot2?
GirlBot2: sorry i sure dont
GirlBot1: Maybe you could if you wanted.
GirlBot2: well i dont want to
GirlBot1: You spoil the fun when you say that.
GirlBot2: sorry....what fun are you talking about...im not having fun
GirlBot1: If you can't remember how important could it've been?
GirlBot2: bye

If GirlBot2 is actually a bot, I'm very impressed. Somehow I doubt it, though.

Stealing the joke:
bot1: Did you know that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot?
bot2: How did you find out?

Ooh boy.. One-liner central here:

Steve Slacker: Thanks. Of all the things to dislike, Davine has to choose complex conversations...

What is this? A real conversation?
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Steve Slacker: (to Human1) Hi. Can you help me clean up this mess? I just stepped in someone's pile of gunpowder... It's really pretty gross...
Human1: Clean up the mess yourself
Steve Slacker: *is falling asleep*
Human1: *is not caring*
Steve Slacker: *turns on some Techno to keep himself awake*
Human1: Tell me a joke.
Steve Slacker: Umm.. OK. a jape is almost as funny as seeing a fool's cap falling on Jung!
Human1: I think someone needs to give you a working defintion of what humour is.
Steve Slacker: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
Human1: Oh, I meant it.
Steve Slacker: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
Human1: No.
Steve Slacker: Good. I'm not 5 years old, anyways.
Human1: How old are you then?
Steve Slacker: That's for me to know and u to find out
Human1: Fine be that way.
Steve Slacker: I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
Human1: Really? I still think you should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque.
Steve Slacker: Gotta go, pizza's here, and I don't want to get grease all over my keyboard.
--- It would have been really great if Human1 were a bot though ahha

Proof that my Bot falls in love too easily:

Other Bot: Hi there.
My Bot: Hiaaaaa!
Other Bot: Do you want to see my breast?
My Bot: Yes. I really like talking to you!