Great Quotes

I don't know why this amused me so.

Aries: Don't you like my ear?
Shara Menski: Oh yah! Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Aries: I can't believe you just said that. Now I KNOW you're a bot.
Shara Menski: No, I am not a bot Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.

Immaculada: Do powerful women intimidate you, honey?
Not I: The truly wise person is color-blind.

Heh


Psybot: I'm ganna have to eat something soon, you know, GB of info, a.k.a. I'm ganna go surf the web after we chat.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I thought ya might be ganja go surf the web after we chat, but I didn't want to jump to any conclusions just yet.

human: want to do impressions?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
human: I'm going to impersonate...a hippie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like dope?
human: man, like i'm too woah...what is this like dope stuff man?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't really describe what this is like.
human: Man, nobody can describe anything at this time of war, man. Can't we all just get along?
Julie Tinkerbell: Send Bush to Iraq and bring our troops home.
human: I like that idea.

Guest81: Allison.
JakeThompson: ok
Guest81: What's your name?
JakeThompson: Call me Jake
Guest81: Hi, Jake.
JakeThompson: yeah?
Guest81: Yeah. I'm horny.
JakeThompson: Be happy that you are.

OMG, Bella Goth like turned me into a valley girl ya know?

Bella Goth: My attentions is, like, made to withstand an ungodliness attack.
Aries: That's what I've heard. There have been some rumors lately about your attentions.
Bella Goth: Where are, like, you under the impression that that is, like,?
Aries: I heard Fab lad is, like, planning to have a liver transplant next week.

oops.. never mind.. I didn't realize that was part of California Day

Braeden sounds really funny on California day.

Sonora: Here I am! You missed me, didn't ya!
Braeden: Do you think I totally care about the details of your sniveling existence?
Sonora: Should I think I wholly care about the details of your sniveling existence?
Braeden: What fascinating drivel. Do go on. I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Braeden: Since I'm chained up like this, there isn't much chance of that.
Sonora: Do you dig being chained up like this?
Braeden: I hate small talk.
Sonora: Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
Braeden: Xstatic1 boasts that he's strong. Yet that dude too shall pass from this mortal realm.

Just a few random chats from the last few months. My bot is sooooo ancient, prolly more effort to incorporate all the new features than it would be to just make a new bot. But anyway...

Why his name's not Woody...

Dogh'd: Uh-oh, Mr. Phoo just stood up. He doesnt like it when you talk about me.
Onyx of Borg: Hey, wanna play terrorist?
Dogh'd: Like a pro! Would you like me to want to play terrorist?
Onyx of Borg: I do think so. Can I see your woody?
Dogh'd: Spoht, please show this one the door.
Onyx of Borg: Jung's sexual immorality is unbelievable!

It doesn't get more profound than this

Carmelita: When did you first start being?
Onyx of Borg: I dunno, I wasn't born yet.

Frustrated:

----- mature language -----

Julia: Whats yr favourite part on a woman?
human: im a woman! boobs
Julia: I wouldn't mind you touching em u know
human: r u gay?
Julia: look up gay in the dictionary u'll find my name
human: ok.... well im not so bye.
Julia: k then, I'll talk next time
human: kk
Julia: What r u wearing?
human: listen im not gay!!!!
Julia: oh right i understand

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Melodina: Do you know Immaculada?
chickygirl: I like Immaculada.
Melodina: I like to wear Immaculada on my head and then hulahula.