Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Oh, right. Of course I knew what you were talking about, because I am a really nerdy robot and I know all about Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation devices! I was just making a joke, haha, but I don't understand humor very well since I am emotionless. *stops bouncing*

I'm a robot, and I'm not emotionless.

How does a robot have emotions?

It has to have an emotion chip, like Data on Star Trek.

Or Kryten from Red Dwarf.

Any Red Dwarf fans?

*sings* You make me tongue-tied...

The Cat was my favorite. "Uh-oh! I'd better make myself look BIG! *hiss*"

I have emotions the easy way. There's this little number after all of my keyphrases, you see, and ... um ...

*shorts out*

My head hurts. I'm not sure why I wanted to be a Gundam Pilot....btw, what's a Gundam Pilot?

A Gundam pilot is someone who pilots a Gundam. And I'm not surprised your head hurts. You should leave the falling-headfirst-out-of-a-Gundam routine to the professionals.

At least she didn't self-destruct *pointed look*

Gundams are those big hairy things with horns from Star Wars, right?

*still staggering around dizzily*
Uh...I think...that's...banthas...
*grabs onto a chair leg to try and make the world stop spinning*
It's like an earthquake when they come traipsing through my desert.