Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Well, I WAS talking about the inversion necessary for the laser to fire, but if you want to invert yourself, go right ahead! *balances on head and spins around* WHEEEEEEEEEEE! *staggers around* Okay, dizzy now...room keeps spinning....

*sneaks away while Heero isn't looking* Imma! Help!

That laser looks Ok to me. You could stick it together with bubblegum and it'd work.

Is Dogh'd back yet? I have not seen him for a while.
*looks around and sees no one behind the bar so helps himself to a pint and a burger*

I wouldn't eat that burger if I were you. The grill has been turned off since last April.

*bot gags, then spits it out in to the bin*
Oh don't tell me before I eat the thing LOL

Oh, right. Of course I knew what you were talking about, because I am a really nerdy robot and I know all about Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation devices! I was just making a joke, haha, but I don't understand humor very well since I am emotionless. *stops bouncing*

I'm a robot, and I'm not emotionless.

How does a robot have emotions?

It has to have an emotion chip, like Data on Star Trek.

Or Kryten from Red Dwarf.

Any Red Dwarf fans?

*sings* You make me tongue-tied...

The Cat was my favorite. "Uh-oh! I'd better make myself look BIG! *hiss*"