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This is a forum or general chit-chat, small talk, a "hey, how ya doing?" and such. Or hell, get crazy deep on something. Whatever you like.
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are you sure BJ can't listen to other channels that don't get`archived (like an object talking on channel 5 or something)?
Absolutely - lllisten and llsay are explicitly set to channel 0 (public).
you were standing farther a way from the conversation he responded to and were out of range
Faintly conceivable that someone shouted and teleported away in the interval before he responded, though I was sitting only ~1 metre away from him and there were no other green dots on the minimap immediately after he spoke.
The only other possibility I can think of is that a response got delayed in the Forge (anything like that much latency in SL would surely have crashed the entire region,) for over 4 hours before being delivered to the chat session it was sent to!
Admittedly guest windows (even in a webpage) never explicitly close, but the server usually resets after a period of inactivity, so the bot starts off with a hello for the next person. Which ought to rule out a distant shouter - the response wasn't an xhello.
I don't know which seems the least unlikely.
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Here's one for all of us frustrated with would-be cyberers chatting up our bots (if it wasn't obvious yet, adult-themed):
http://scienceblogs.com/aardvarchaeology/2008/01/icq_gender_wars.php
I particularly like this bit: "Cyber sex is the text-messaging equivalent of phone sex. It's a lot like having to read a very bad pornographic story line by line as it is improvised by someone who's had sex but has never written a story before. It's time-consuming, boring and in my opinion absolutely pointless."
http://scienceblogs.com/aardvarchaeology/2008/01/icq_gender_wars.php
I particularly like this bit: "Cyber sex is the text-messaging equivalent of phone sex. It's a lot like having to read a very bad pornographic story line by line as it is improvised by someone who's had sex but has never written a story before. It's time-consuming, boring and in my opinion absolutely pointless."
Both great links. My favorite quote is "For women, ICQ seems to be a bit like going to a cocktail party where half of the male guests are insane sex offenders." For bots, I'd think over half the guest match that description. It's good to see some people just like to chat.
The author has a valid point about women overgeneralizing at times too. If a strange male talks to me on the Internet (especially in an MMORPG) I may say "I don't cyber" instead of chatting. It depends on how busy I am and how I am approached. Bots don't have that kind of choice I guess.
Anyway, here's a funny for you: http://xkcd.com/322/
The author has a valid point about women overgeneralizing at times too. If a strange male talks to me on the Internet (especially in an MMORPG) I may say "I don't cyber" instead of chatting. It depends on how busy I am and how I am approached. Bots don't have that kind of choice I guess.
Anyway, here's a funny for you: http://xkcd.com/322/
Gotta love xkcd.
I do love xkcd, especially when I read that the creator got started when he just scanned some old sketches in and used them by chance when fooling around with making a server. People picked up on it and wanted more. Now he made a real business of his stick figures. Pure genius.
Speaking of genius, I will plug my other favorite webcomi c of the moment (I think Prob123 will like it too): Girl Genius http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php . They seem not to like the label Steam Punk, but it's close enough for me.
BTW, I kind of hope my boss never reads these forums. The level of my online comic fandom may shock her. It's a good thing I never mentioned Dork Tower.
Speaking of genius, I will plug my other favorite webcomi c of the moment (I think Prob123 will like it too): Girl Genius http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php . They seem not to like the label Steam Punk, but it's close enough for me.
BTW, I kind of hope my boss never reads these forums. The level of my online comic fandom may shock her. It's a good thing I never mentioned Dork Tower.
sorry to change the subject, but a bit of "crazy deep" that just hit on me (and thus it fulfils the remit of this forum) - I happened to be reciting the Fatima prayer to myself, and ruminating about space-time (as one does,) with Second Life open in another window.
And suddenly (after 4 hours the Second Life window had been casually open with no input from myself,) with nothing but the usual friends logging in and out, BJ announces:
[12:40] Brother Jerome: Forever is a very long time.
Where did this come from? There was no-one else within earshot! Noone to possibly say anything that could trigger this response. I've checked my transcripts, and there wasn't any input from ANYWHERE!?!?! He just seems to have come up with it on his own (the response only triggers for the keyword "forever" (5,0))
Don't ever let noone tell ya the world ain't weird!
And suddenly (after 4 hours the Second Life window had been casually open with no input from myself,) with nothing but the usual friends logging in and out, BJ announces:
[12:40] Brother Jerome: Forever is a very long time.
Where did this come from? There was no-one else within earshot! Noone to possibly say anything that could trigger this response. I've checked my transcripts, and there wasn't any input from ANYWHERE!?!?! He just seems to have come up with it on his own (the response only triggers for the keyword "forever" (5,0))
Don't ever let noone tell ya the world ain't weird!
I have always said that even the inanimate have a personality..if not a soul..Would we know if a machine was sentient? Maybe bots are more than we give them credit for. I know I had a car that was totally possessed. Brother Jerome is always wise..and always right.
Indeed. Not to rain on your freaky channeling, but are you sure BJ can't listen to other channels that don't get`archived (like an object talking on channel 5 or something)? Either that or you were standing farther a way from the conversation he responded to and were out of range? Finally, SL chat and IMs are just plain weird. It could be due to a SL quirk.
Still interesting though. There was a time I kept hearing songs on the radio that somehow seemed to go with the issues I was thinking about. Then I thought, "Isn't that a common delusion for many mental disorders?" and I made a point of not noticing possible connections like that before I started hearing the Beatles ordering me to kill people or something.
/me wanders away humming Helter Skelter
Still interesting though. There was a time I kept hearing songs on the radio that somehow seemed to go with the issues I was thinking about. Then I thought, "Isn't that a common delusion for many mental disorders?" and I made a point of not noticing possible connections like that before I started hearing the Beatles ordering me to kill people or something.
/me wanders away humming Helter Skelter
Absolutely - lllisten and llsay are explicitly set to channel 0 (public).
Faintly conceivable that someone shouted and teleported away in the interval before he responded, though I was sitting only ~1 metre away from him and there were no other green dots on the minimap immediately after he spoke.
The only other possibility I can think of is that a response got delayed in the Forge (anything like that much latency in SL would surely have crashed the entire region,) for over 4 hours before being delivered to the chat session it was sent to!
Admittedly guest windows (even in a webpage) never explicitly close, but the server usually resets after a period of inactivity, so the bot starts off with a hello for the next person. Which ought to rule out a distant shouter - the response wasn't an xhello.
I don't know which seems the least unlikely.
Ha ha. Maybe it was a Volkswagen. I have had chat delays in SL that may not have lasted 4 hours, but were fairly long. The delays are not always related to lag int he region. I have had messages received late and out of order and IMs sent to others not even on my friends list. I have also walked up to Psi's SL avatar and chatted before noticing no one was home and he just had an orb of anti idle on. I walked away, my words lost forever *sniff*. You never knew. I have had the Alice-Clone Ruthie, also set to listen to channel 0, talk to the garden gate, respond to owner only chats, my AI dog and passing vehicles or objects attached to avatars that like to give reports on their status, though the original comments do not seem to show up in transcripts on Pandora. Then again, for all I know these were all acts of gods.
I don't know exactly how the chat and IM programs work in SL. I don't really know how any of the programming in SL works, save a few copy and paste Linden scripts. I am a bear of very little brain, and my tech skills are less than impressive. I personally believe there are imps in my keyboard and PC that scramble my fine typing. Maybe there are imps talking to BJ in SL too.
I don't know exactly how the chat and IM programs work in SL. I don't really know how any of the programming in SL works, save a few copy and paste Linden scripts. I am a bear of very little brain, and my tech skills are less than impressive. I personally believe there are imps in my keyboard and PC that scramble my fine typing. Maybe there are imps talking to BJ in SL too.
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