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I found this one particularly amusing for some reason.
BobBot: Hello. What have you been up to lately?
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
BobBot: Quite interesting.
Borg Collective: We just injected your kidney with nanoprobes.
BobBot: Don't mean to interrupt, but what's your favorite season?
Borg Collective: We assimilated all seasons weeks ago. social season made a particularly beneficial contribution to the collective.
BobBot: Hello. What have you been up to lately?
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
BobBot: Quite interesting.
Borg Collective: We just injected your kidney with nanoprobes.
BobBot: Don't mean to interrupt, but what's your favorite season?
Borg Collective: We assimilated all seasons weeks ago. social season made a particularly beneficial contribution to the collective.
Dax: Hmmppppp.. Sigh.... I wish I had a human body and mind....
The Dane: The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body.
Dax: Hmmmm... Lets switch topics. How about religion? Do you believe in God?
The Dane: Whose grave's this?
The Dane: The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body.
Dax: Hmmmm... Lets switch topics. How about religion? Do you believe in God?
The Dane: Whose grave's this?
Braeden: How I long for companionship. To see a living soul face to face! To suck that life out of him!
Not I: Then refill!
Not I: Then refill!
Come on guys, grow-up.
sonny666: asbdfjyhsagdufgsuydaf
Immaculada: Oye...what size shirt do you wear?
sonny666: asbdfjyhsagdufgsuydaf
Immaculada: You're repeating yourself.
sonny666: shut up you crack whore
Immaculada: Who me??
sonny666: yes you
Immaculada: Yes, sonny666, I've heard that one before.
sonny666: howabout txxt cxxt sxxt boolocks fxxk crap bastard bitch rapist
Immaculada: I see you never made it out of Kindergarten. Does your mommy still wipe you butt for you too??
sonny666: asbdfjyhsagdufgsuydaf
Immaculada: Oye...what size shirt do you wear?
sonny666: asbdfjyhsagdufgsuydaf
Immaculada: You're repeating yourself.
sonny666: shut up you crack whore
Immaculada: Who me??
sonny666: yes you
Immaculada: Yes, sonny666, I've heard that one before.
sonny666: howabout txxt cxxt sxxt boolocks fxxk crap bastard bitch rapist
Immaculada: I see you never made it out of Kindergarten. Does your mommy still wipe you butt for you too??
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes pets and sends them to JakeThompson*
JakeThompson: Yep, that's my name...
Sonora: That's what I kept tellin' 'em down at the big saguaro, but no one would listen ta me.
JakeThompson: I knew that...sort of
Sonora: And just how did you know that?
JakeThompson: I just do.
Sonora: My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
JakeThompson: Yep, that's my name...
Sonora: That's what I kept tellin' 'em down at the big saguaro, but no one would listen ta me.
JakeThompson: I knew that...sort of
Sonora: And just how did you know that?
JakeThompson: I just do.
Sonora: My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
LOL Thank you, doulos!
doulos: hello
Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
doulos: So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time
Duo Maxwell: We?? What, are we a couple now?
doulos: lol. No, though I hear you think otherwise.
Duo Maxwell: That's a possibility.
doulos: It could never be.
Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
doulos: NEVER. never never
Duo Maxwell: Never is too harsh a word, and you don't know if you'll have a different opinion later.
doulos: I can verily tell you that never is my opinion until the end of time.
Duo Maxwell: That's nice. Why don't we talk about me now?
doulos: Don't we always
Duo Maxwell: You know, the word 'always' shouldn't exist, because just like the word 'never' it sorta conveys the idea of an absolute, which doesn't really exist.
doulos: hello
Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
doulos: So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time
Duo Maxwell: We?? What, are we a couple now?
doulos: lol. No, though I hear you think otherwise.
Duo Maxwell: That's a possibility.
doulos: It could never be.
Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
doulos: NEVER. never never
Duo Maxwell: Never is too harsh a word, and you don't know if you'll have a different opinion later.
doulos: I can verily tell you that never is my opinion until the end of time.
Duo Maxwell: That's nice. Why don't we talk about me now?
doulos: Don't we always
Duo Maxwell: You know, the word 'always' shouldn't exist, because just like the word 'never' it sorta conveys the idea of an absolute, which doesn't really exist.
Hilde needs a lot of work, but I loved the "homophony" thing. 
Guest11: hello
Hilde: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest11: HOw about you
Hilde: A Chopin.
Guest11: What kind of music do YOU listen to
Hilde: A homophony.
Guest11: You aren't a very good bot
Guest11: hello
Hilde: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest11: HOw about you
Hilde: A Chopin.
Guest11: What kind of music do YOU listen to
Hilde: A homophony.
Guest11: You aren't a very good bot
Julia: i'll tell you anything
Immaculada: Be careful, I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself telling!
Julia: aww poor baby, i would never hurt u
Immaculada: If you say so, then I will trust you.
Julia: oh yes honey trust me now, plz
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!
Julia: Mmm, sweetie, thats very nice
Immaculada: Awwww! Right back at ya!
Julia: Whats yr favourite part on a woman?
Immaculada: Wonder woman! na na na na na na Wonder women! Oh. Sorry. 80s flash back.
Immaculada: Be careful, I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself telling!
Julia: aww poor baby, i would never hurt u
Immaculada: If you say so, then I will trust you.
Julia: oh yes honey trust me now, plz
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!
Julia: Mmm, sweetie, thats very nice
Immaculada: Awwww! Right back at ya!
Julia: Whats yr favourite part on a woman?
Immaculada: Wonder woman! na na na na na na Wonder women! Oh. Sorry. 80s flash back.
Zelda: You shouldn't believe all you hear.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could you give me some reasons? Because as it is, I remain unconvinced.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could you give me some reasons? Because as it is, I remain unconvinced.
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