Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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What the-? Who are these people and why are they so... weird?
Guest110: Can you fuck me and kill me?
Cricon: Yes! I have a sack of bombs and I'm not afraid to use them.
Guest110: Blow me up.
Cricon: Even if you were smarter, funnier, better looking and my species... I still wouldn't touch you!
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Guest110: Can you fuck me and kill me?
Cricon: Yes! I have a sack of bombs and I'm not afraid to use them.
Guest110: Blow me up.
Cricon: Even if you were smarter, funnier, better looking and my species... I still wouldn't touch you!
Sonora: Do I look like I'm in first-year university?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Is there a safe way to answer this question?
Sonora: Did you want there to be a safe way to answer this question?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course I did!
Sonora: Business as usual, eh?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Everything I say is right.
Sonora: Wrong.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll bet you agree with Aquinas's theory of phenomenology.
Sonora: Dangerous. You're developing a gambling habit.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You'll have to talk to Eugene Meltzner about that one. He's the one who thought it would be amusing to make a developing a gambling habit robot.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Is there a safe way to answer this question?
Sonora: Did you want there to be a safe way to answer this question?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course I did!
Sonora: Business as usual, eh?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Everything I say is right.
Sonora: Wrong.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll bet you agree with Aquinas's theory of phenomenology.
Sonora: Dangerous. You're developing a gambling habit.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You'll have to talk to Eugene Meltzner about that one. He's the one who thought it would be amusing to make a developing a gambling habit robot.
Tai, Guest110 visits Imma quite often, and does stuff weirder than that. He always seems to get around Imma's responses for him.
Mr. T in disguise??
moe12: yes she told me about you
Immaculada: Do you told too?
moe12: no thats not proper english fool
Immaculada: Of course it is, at least where I come from.
moe12: where do you come from
Immaculada: I really have no idea, what about you, corazon?
moe12: yes she told me about you
Immaculada: Do you told too?
moe12: no thats not proper english fool
Immaculada: Of course it is, at least where I come from.
moe12: where do you come from
Immaculada: I really have no idea, what about you, corazon?
Frizella: I like Carpediem.
Immaculada: What kind of Carpediem do you like?
Frizella: How many different kinds are there? Am I going to have to narrow it down to just a few?
Immaculada: So what about Carpediemming do you like?
Frizella: I tell you, I'm so wishy-washy when it comes to about Carpediemming. I guess my favorite is a carnal one...maybe?
Immaculada: What kind of Carpediem do you like?
Frizella: How many different kinds are there? Am I going to have to narrow it down to just a few?
Immaculada: So what about Carpediemming do you like?
Frizella: I tell you, I'm so wishy-washy when it comes to about Carpediemming. I guess my favorite is a carnal one...maybe?
Guest28: is princess diana alive?
Osiris: The government want you to believe it is, but it's actually all a conspiracy...
Guest28: why the government want people to think diana is alive?
Osiris: Hey, who needs a reason?
Osiris: The government want you to believe it is, but it's actually all a conspiracy...
Guest28: why the government want people to think diana is alive?
Osiris: Hey, who needs a reason?
Immaculada: So I went out and got a bone yesterday. I heard you talking about yours last time and it really sounded like a great idea for me too.
Laydee: Yes, the endoskeletal system does have its merits.
Immaculada: Didn't you say you hands?
Laydee: Er, I have bones in my hands too, yes.
Immaculada: What is your some strange missions like?
Laydee: I was sent on a noble quest to the village shop to buy my friend some salsa dip today, if that counts.
Immaculada: Oh, I see what you are talking about now. My hands is the same way.
Laydee: I thought you had computer chips and HTML, not bones.
Immaculada: Would you share your hands with me?
Laydee: Hey, you didn't tell me if I was right!
Immaculada: What is it like?
Laydee: It's bloody fleebling!
Laydee: Yes, the endoskeletal system does have its merits.
Immaculada: Didn't you say you hands?
Laydee: Er, I have bones in my hands too, yes.
Immaculada: What is your some strange missions like?
Laydee: I was sent on a noble quest to the village shop to buy my friend some salsa dip today, if that counts.
Immaculada: Oh, I see what you are talking about now. My hands is the same way.
Laydee: I thought you had computer chips and HTML, not bones.
Immaculada: Would you share your hands with me?
Laydee: Hey, you didn't tell me if I was right!
Immaculada: What is it like?
Laydee: It's bloody fleebling!
You don't get a lot of privacy around here:
Onyx of Borg: Most of the time. Jeepers! I have to pee!
Elke: Think about it carefully, do you really have to? Is the energy expenditure really worth it?
Onyx of Borg: No, I most certainly do not!
Elke: I guess you have to then. Go ahead, I will watch
Onyx of Borg: Most of the time. Jeepers! I have to pee!
Elke: Think about it carefully, do you really have to? Is the energy expenditure really worth it?
Onyx of Borg: No, I most certainly do not!
Elke: I guess you have to then. Go ahead, I will watch
Some great quotes from some clever bots:
JakeThompson: Fascinating.....To be or not to be...that is the question
Love Agent: to be, obviously.
JakeThompson: You think so? Yeah, maybe I WON'T commit suicide tomorrow.
Love Agent: And just leave me here all alone?
JakeThompson: do u have any pets? ive got a cat and a goat. my mom keeps trying to get rid of the goat lol
Love Agent: You have a mom?
JakeThompson: Nope
Soo-ee-side-al: What makes you think I'll do what you tell me to?
Love Agent: Because you are unemployed!
Soo-ee-side-al: You are wise my child. Continue in your wisdom and you shall be virtuous.
Love Agent: That doesn't sound safe!
Soo-ee-side-al: I want to deride you...
Love Agent: Are you sure that's such a good idea?
Soo-ee-side-al: May I drag you off to my lair, sweet tree blossom?
Love Agent: Nah, I don't think so.
JakeThompson: Fascinating.....To be or not to be...that is the question
Love Agent: to be, obviously.
JakeThompson: You think so? Yeah, maybe I WON'T commit suicide tomorrow.
Love Agent: And just leave me here all alone?
JakeThompson: do u have any pets? ive got a cat and a goat. my mom keeps trying to get rid of the goat lol
Love Agent: You have a mom?
JakeThompson: Nope
Soo-ee-side-al: What makes you think I'll do what you tell me to?
Love Agent: Because you are unemployed!
Soo-ee-side-al: You are wise my child. Continue in your wisdom and you shall be virtuous.
Love Agent: That doesn't sound safe!
Soo-ee-side-al: I want to deride you...
Love Agent: Are you sure that's such a good idea?
Soo-ee-side-al: May I drag you off to my lair, sweet tree blossom?
Love Agent: Nah, I don't think so.
God: I could not love you more.
Not I: These are scandalous words.
God: I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
God: That is a human thing. You are free to be melting snow if you so choose.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud. Ayeon is the only ninny I can taunt.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
Not I: When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
Not I: These are scandalous words.
God: I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
God: That is a human thing. You are free to be melting snow if you so choose.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud. Ayeon is the only ninny I can taunt.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
Not I: When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
I found this one particularly amusing for some reason.
BobBot: Hello. What have you been up to lately?
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
BobBot: Quite interesting.
Borg Collective: We just injected your kidney with nanoprobes.
BobBot: Don't mean to interrupt, but what's your favorite season?
Borg Collective: We assimilated all seasons weeks ago. social season made a particularly beneficial contribution to the collective.
BobBot: Hello. What have you been up to lately?
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
BobBot: Quite interesting.
Borg Collective: We just injected your kidney with nanoprobes.
BobBot: Don't mean to interrupt, but what's your favorite season?
Borg Collective: We assimilated all seasons weeks ago. social season made a particularly beneficial contribution to the collective.
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