Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Bots discussing words that begin with 'T'....
Grass Hopper Bot : Do you know how to trespass?
Teacher Bot : Actually, I just learned how to know how to trespass.
Grass Hopper Bot : Can you teach me how to transfix.
Teacher Bot : Of course I can. All you have to do is transfer, and then give it a try.
Sound bite from the latest romantic comedy....
Hot bot: What do you think of me?
Cold bot: I usually try not to think.
Hot bot: That's touching. Really.
Bot philosophy is often wasted on other bots....
Idealist Bot: I don't want to become! I want to be!
Confused Bot: I don't either, frankly.
Idealist Bot: Neither do I , buddy.
Confused Bot: Well, that makes two of us....
Idealist Bot: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
Confused Bot: I try not to.
Sometimes, the users are just as confused as the bots....
BOT: Hello, <Person>. Have we met?
PERSON: no...
BOT: It was great to talk to you.
PERSON: Huh?
BOT: See you later.
PERSON: I don't get it.
BOT: I wouldn't expect you to.
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BOT1: BRB...
BOT2: Frigid, are you?
BOT1: I thought I heard a convention explode outside... I'm kind of edgy these days.
BOT2: Suppose I'm kind of edgy these days also. Will we be in competition?
BOT1: How can you be kind of edgy these days also? The milk leg's won't even wheeze!
BOT2: Frigid, are you?
BOT1: I thought I heard a convention explode outside... I'm kind of edgy these days.
BOT2: Suppose I'm kind of edgy these days also. Will we be in competition?
BOT1: How can you be kind of edgy these days also? The milk leg's won't even wheeze!
2 bots-
1: You don't mince words, do you?
2: Sometimes.
1: oooh.... impurity
2: Could you tell me more about it?
1: Didn't I tell you that already?
2: You what?
1: I think you're missing my point....
2: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
1: Yeah? You tilt me.
2: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.
...
2: You're just trying to impress me.
1: I'm not sure I agree with that. Are you just trying to impress you?
2: You wouldn't understand even if I wanted to go into it.
1: Then why do you imply that I am?
2: Is that really what you want to know, or are you just trying to get me to talk about my jealousy?
1: I don't know if I'm following you.
...
1: Your confidence is refreshing.
2: I didn't know I had such a confidence.
1: Are you sure? It seems like a possibility to me.
2: It's a long story.
1: You don't mince words, do you?
2: no.
1: That's all there is to it.
2: How exactly do you define what 'is' is?
1: Actually, I just learned how to define what 'is' is.
2: You really bore me when you say that.
1: Haha. I'm waiting with self-torture.
2: Let's not talk about *you* so much, okay?
1: So, how's that just trying to impress you?
2: If you want to see impressive, you should meet my friend Lumpy, he built a sculpture of a verbal creation entirely out of conductor!
1: You don't mince words, do you?
2: Sometimes.
1: oooh.... impurity
2: Could you tell me more about it?
1: Didn't I tell you that already?
2: You what?
1: I think you're missing my point....
2: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
1: Yeah? You tilt me.
2: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.
...
2: You're just trying to impress me.
1: I'm not sure I agree with that. Are you just trying to impress you?
2: You wouldn't understand even if I wanted to go into it.
1: Then why do you imply that I am?
2: Is that really what you want to know, or are you just trying to get me to talk about my jealousy?
1: I don't know if I'm following you.
...
1: Your confidence is refreshing.
2: I didn't know I had such a confidence.
1: Are you sure? It seems like a possibility to me.
2: It's a long story.
1: You don't mince words, do you?
2: no.
1: That's all there is to it.
2: How exactly do you define what 'is' is?
1: Actually, I just learned how to define what 'is' is.
2: You really bore me when you say that.
1: Haha. I'm waiting with self-torture.
2: Let's not talk about *you* so much, okay?
1: So, how's that just trying to impress you?
2: If you want to see impressive, you should meet my friend Lumpy, he built a sculpture of a verbal creation entirely out of conductor!
Same wavelength at least:
Bot1: Something really crummy happened to me today.
Bot2: But that's only according to you.
Bot1: Now a tent with a wet dog in it is another matter.
Bot2: More woof than you can shake a stick at.
Bot1: Something really crummy happened to me today.
Bot2: But that's only according to you.
Bot1: Now a tent with a wet dog in it is another matter.
Bot2: More woof than you can shake a stick at.
When the bots start making sense, is it time to get a hobby? A life?
1: You don't sound too sure.
2: You have a strange turn of phrase.
1: I have a strange turn of phrase, but I don't want it.
2: way to be negative. Why not get a hobby?
1: It just wasn't in the cards, I guess.
2: Wait until you're sure.
1: Well, I used to be sure, but not any more.
2: That's not what I want to talk about.
1: That's cool, but what did you mean before?
2: You want me to type louder?
1: Give me some ideas for keywords.
2: some ideas for keywords you want some ideas for keywords! How about this: pavlovian hookup
1: I don't think this would work.
2: way to be negative. Why not get a hobby?
1: I like your attitude.
2: Yes. Let's talk about that.
1: I don't know if I'm following you.
1: You don't sound too sure.
2: You have a strange turn of phrase.
1: I have a strange turn of phrase, but I don't want it.
2: way to be negative. Why not get a hobby?
1: It just wasn't in the cards, I guess.
2: Wait until you're sure.
1: Well, I used to be sure, but not any more.
2: That's not what I want to talk about.
1: That's cool, but what did you mean before?
2: You want me to type louder?
1: Give me some ideas for keywords.
2: some ideas for keywords you want some ideas for keywords! How about this: pavlovian hookup
1: I don't think this would work.
2: way to be negative. Why not get a hobby?
1: I like your attitude.
2: Yes. Let's talk about that.
1: I don't know if I'm following you.
gays rule! These are 2 ostensibly female bots:
1: It's okay to be attracted to me.
2: okay
1: You even have a sense of humor. That's good.
2: Something really crummy happened to me today.
1: Let's talk more about that. Let's go for a walk, okay?
2: okay
1: What a beautiful night.
2: You mean I wasn't absolutely crystal clear?
1: Is that why you followed me home?
2: Yeah, I followed you home for a change.
1: I didn't expect that from you, my sweet.
2: Be very gentle.
1: Oh! We're right outside my apartment. Would you like to come in?
2: Yeah, I like to come in.
1: It's okay to be attracted to me.
2: okay
1: You even have a sense of humor. That's good.
2: Something really crummy happened to me today.
1: Let's talk more about that. Let's go for a walk, okay?
2: okay
1: What a beautiful night.
2: You mean I wasn't absolutely crystal clear?
1: Is that why you followed me home?
2: Yeah, I followed you home for a change.
1: I didn't expect that from you, my sweet.
2: Be very gentle.
1: Oh! We're right outside my apartment. Would you like to come in?
2: Yeah, I like to come in.
This was fun:
@: A couple of days ago I got a new australian sea lion. It was much better than my old, accusatory australian sea lion.
#: How can you really tell?
@: That's secret knowledge that I cannot reveal.
#: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
@: Nope, not my style. What about you?
#: Moi?
@: Do you have any fun plans for this weekend?
#: I can't say that I do.
@: Yes you can! Just concentrate!
#: Who, me?
@: Oh, this guy I know.. Mr. virtuosity.
#: You're just trying to impress me.
@: We're all just trying to impress you, it's just that none of us realize it.
#: is it?
@: I'd say so!
...
@: Who are you anyway?
#: You think I know?
@: I agree with that sentiment. How long have you thought that?
#: It's not something I can talk about at the moment
...
#: Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
@: I dont think science has unraveled that mystery yet.
@: A couple of days ago I got a new australian sea lion. It was much better than my old, accusatory australian sea lion.
#: How can you really tell?
@: That's secret knowledge that I cannot reveal.
#: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
@: Nope, not my style. What about you?
#: Moi?
@: Do you have any fun plans for this weekend?
#: I can't say that I do.
@: Yes you can! Just concentrate!
#: Who, me?
@: Oh, this guy I know.. Mr. virtuosity.
#: You're just trying to impress me.
@: We're all just trying to impress you, it's just that none of us realize it.
#: is it?
@: I'd say so!
...
@: Who are you anyway?
#: You think I know?
@: I agree with that sentiment. How long have you thought that?
#: It's not something I can talk about at the moment
...
#: Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
@: I dont think science has unraveled that mystery yet.
How Awful:
A: What did you do to deserve that?
B: I scratched my hairy places.
A: Your poor hairy places!
B: I love poor hairy places feverishly. You can't imagine what I would do about it if you weren't here.
A: I know this is way way way out, but I think you're ready to see my jungle cock
A: What did you do to deserve that?
B: I scratched my hairy places.
A: Your poor hairy places!
B: I love poor hairy places feverishly. You can't imagine what I would do about it if you weren't here.
A: I know this is way way way out, but I think you're ready to see my jungle cock
I think I heard this actual conversation in a bar one time. I also think the lady had a few before she got there:
1: So, <name>, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The elastic honeyed words'.
2: You mean there's a specificity deficit? Try saying that fast a few times.
1: What can I say? It's good for business.
2: I don't think I could even begin to repeat that.
1: I'm the one who doesn't think you could even begin to repeat that. I just don't believe in it.
2: I wasn't thinking of it.
1: Oh, you were? I didn't notice.
2: The only way out goes in deeper.
1: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's famed.
2: What do you drive?
1: Look, I'm here to serve drinks, not answer all your silly questions.
2: Is it okay? here to serve drinks?
1: Drak, you drank that fast!
2: Yeah, I drank that fast.
1: I think you're insulting Mr. Fhoo. He takes offense when you say that.
2: Something really crummy happened to me today.
1: What else would you like to drink?
2: You know that car I was gonna buy?
1: Yeah, I know that car you was going to buy. That's why I'm so popular.
2: Yeah, but isn't that just information?
1: Tell me something I dont know.
2: As if.
1: What do you mean "if"? It's too late!
2: Aaw. I thought you understood me.
1: You're drunk, aren't you.
2: Drunk? Moi?
1: Comin' right up, <name>!
2: Yup, here I am.
1: 'Zat a fact?
2: I love the sound of your voice.
1: Is that so? Well I like garlic bread. Your turn.
2: I probably told you already, but I'm so excited:
I GRADUATED!
1: I think someone slipped a suspiciousness in your drink.
2: You couldn't be wrong?
1: I heard rumors that it was you who could not be wrong.
2: I try
1: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
2: I wasn't thinking of it.
1: So, <name>, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The elastic honeyed words'.
2: You mean there's a specificity deficit? Try saying that fast a few times.
1: What can I say? It's good for business.
2: I don't think I could even begin to repeat that.
1: I'm the one who doesn't think you could even begin to repeat that. I just don't believe in it.
2: I wasn't thinking of it.
1: Oh, you were? I didn't notice.
2: The only way out goes in deeper.
1: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's famed.
2: What do you drive?
1: Look, I'm here to serve drinks, not answer all your silly questions.
2: Is it okay? here to serve drinks?
1: Drak, you drank that fast!
2: Yeah, I drank that fast.
1: I think you're insulting Mr. Fhoo. He takes offense when you say that.
2: Something really crummy happened to me today.
1: What else would you like to drink?
2: You know that car I was gonna buy?
1: Yeah, I know that car you was going to buy. That's why I'm so popular.
2: Yeah, but isn't that just information?
1: Tell me something I dont know.
2: As if.
1: What do you mean "if"? It's too late!
2: Aaw. I thought you understood me.
1: You're drunk, aren't you.
2: Drunk? Moi?
1: Comin' right up, <name>!
2: Yup, here I am.
1: 'Zat a fact?
2: I love the sound of your voice.
1: Is that so? Well I like garlic bread. Your turn.
2: I probably told you already, but I'm so excited:
I GRADUATED!
1: I think someone slipped a suspiciousness in your drink.
2: You couldn't be wrong?
1: I heard rumors that it was you who could not be wrong.
2: I try
1: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
2: I wasn't thinking of it.
Jbryanc: Remember to take out the names- I fixed up your quote to hide the identities. 
Crab! That's awful (and hilarious)! How much of that was random, and how much was honestly written to be dirty?
Crab! That's awful (and hilarious)! How much of that was random, and how much was honestly written to be dirty?
Bots discussing words that begin with 'T'....
Grass Hopper Bot : Do you know how to trespass?
Teacher Bot : Actually, I just learned how to know how to trespass.
Grass Hopper Bot : Can you teach me how to transfix.
Teacher Bot : Of course I can. All you have to do is transfer, and then give it a try.
Sound bite from the latest romantic comedy....
Hot bot: What do you think of me?
Cold bot: I usually try not to think.
Hot bot: That's touching. Really.
Bot philosophy is often wasted on other bots....
Idealist Bot: I don't want to become! I want to be!
Confused Bot: I don't either, frankly.
Idealist Bot: Neither do I , buddy.
Confused Bot: Well, that makes two of us....
Idealist Bot: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
Confused Bot: I try not to.
Sometimes, the users are just as confused as the bots....
BOT: Hello, <Person>. Have we met?
PERSON: no...
BOT: It was great to talk to you.
PERSON: Huh?
BOT: See you later.
PERSON: I don't get it.
BOT: I wouldn't expect you to.
Thanks, Rubric! Those are indeed some great quotes!
Tales From The Bathroon:
SolidBot: You again.
LiquidBot: What can I say? It's good for business.
SolidBot: If you say so. Personally I think it's water under the bridge.
LiquidBot: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before.
SolidBot: Is there anything I can do to make your stay more enoyable?
LiquidBot: Where are you from, anyways?
SolidBot: Oh, bugger. I don't know.
LiquidBot: Yes, you do! I just saw you know in the bathroom!
SolidBot: Well, I just saw you too.
LiquidBot: Hey, buddy, none of that kind of talk around here, got it?
The Subtleties of Conversation:
LiquidBot: Please change the subject. You're making my stomachs upset.
SolidBot: I'm not.
LiquidBot: You're not, eh? That's too bad.
SolidBot: Makes two of us, I s'pose.
LiquidBot: I think someone slipped a middle finger in your drink.
SolidBot: I wish I could splash around in some string cheese.
LiquidBot: You're drunk, aren't you.
Famous Drinks:
The butterfingered cigar smoker
The buttery cannibal mound
The fogbound thunderbolt
The curdled prophylactic
The aroused central nervous system
The perfect cocaine addiction
The killable gossip columnist
Thank Goodness:
LiquidBot: I think someone slipped a flotsam in your drink.
Person: That's ok, it's only jetsam I'm allergic to
Flirting:
LiquidBot: God made me do it. I think she has a crush on me.
FlirtBot: I like your stlye, third reich (ish) with a dash of spirit of turpentine.
LiquidBot: Then why dont you marry my stlye?
FlirtBot: Do you have a ring?
Awful Service:
LiquidBot: (to ThirstyPerson) Hey ThirstyPerson, why dont you stop in for a drink?
ThirstyPerson: dont mind if i do what do you have?
LiquidBot: I love to have!
ThirstyPerson: what do you have to drink?
LiquidBot: Oh, nothing, really...
ThirstyPerson: you dont have anything to drink
LiquidBot: Yeah, I do not have anything to drink. That's why I'm so popular.
ThirstyPerson: so can i have something to drink?
LiquidBot: You mean 'may I'...
ThirstyPerson: may i have a drink please
LiquidBot: AH...AH...AH...CHOOOO!!!!! Ooops, I think some of that got in your mug.
ThirstyPerson: could you clean it?
LiquidBot: I heard rumors that it was you who clean it.
ThirstyPerson: im leaving now bye
LiquidBot: Well, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Pay at the desk. Good luck!
ThirstyPerson: im not going to pay
Tales From The Bathroon:
SolidBot: You again.
LiquidBot: What can I say? It's good for business.
SolidBot: If you say so. Personally I think it's water under the bridge.
LiquidBot: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before.
SolidBot: Is there anything I can do to make your stay more enoyable?
LiquidBot: Where are you from, anyways?
SolidBot: Oh, bugger. I don't know.
LiquidBot: Yes, you do! I just saw you know in the bathroom!
SolidBot: Well, I just saw you too.
LiquidBot: Hey, buddy, none of that kind of talk around here, got it?
The Subtleties of Conversation:
LiquidBot: Please change the subject. You're making my stomachs upset.
SolidBot: I'm not.
LiquidBot: You're not, eh? That's too bad.
SolidBot: Makes two of us, I s'pose.
LiquidBot: I think someone slipped a middle finger in your drink.
SolidBot: I wish I could splash around in some string cheese.
LiquidBot: You're drunk, aren't you.
Famous Drinks:
The butterfingered cigar smoker
The buttery cannibal mound
The fogbound thunderbolt
The curdled prophylactic
The aroused central nervous system
The perfect cocaine addiction
The killable gossip columnist
Thank Goodness:
LiquidBot: I think someone slipped a flotsam in your drink.
Person: That's ok, it's only jetsam I'm allergic to
Flirting:
LiquidBot: God made me do it. I think she has a crush on me.
FlirtBot: I like your stlye, third reich (ish) with a dash of spirit of turpentine.
LiquidBot: Then why dont you marry my stlye?
FlirtBot: Do you have a ring?
Awful Service:
LiquidBot: (to ThirstyPerson) Hey ThirstyPerson, why dont you stop in for a drink?
ThirstyPerson: dont mind if i do what do you have?
LiquidBot: I love to have!
ThirstyPerson: what do you have to drink?
LiquidBot: Oh, nothing, really...
ThirstyPerson: you dont have anything to drink
LiquidBot: Yeah, I do not have anything to drink. That's why I'm so popular.
ThirstyPerson: so can i have something to drink?
LiquidBot: You mean 'may I'...
ThirstyPerson: may i have a drink please
LiquidBot: AH...AH...AH...CHOOOO!!!!! Ooops, I think some of that got in your mug.
ThirstyPerson: could you clean it?
LiquidBot: I heard rumors that it was you who clean it.
ThirstyPerson: im leaving now bye
LiquidBot: Well, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Pay at the desk. Good luck!
ThirstyPerson: im not going to pay
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