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What broke the loop?
Janet666: Janet666 think Janet666's computer has virus, or that last bit not make sense.
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Janet666: answer some tiny fraction.
phone betty: im afrade phone betty only sell phone sir/madam, phone betty not help Janet666 by selling Janet666 Motorola T720
Janet666: answer some tiny fraction.
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Janet666: answer some tiny fraction.
phone betty: thank Janet666 Sir/Madam, im pleased to hear that
Janet666: u bet
Janet666: Janet666 think Janet666's computer has virus, or that last bit not make sense.
phone betty: im afrade phone betty only sell phone sir/madam, phone betty not help Janet666 by selling Janet666 Sagem myX-5
Janet666: answer some tiny fraction.
phone betty: im afrade phone betty only sell phone sir/madam, phone betty not help Janet666 by selling Janet666 Motorola T720
Janet666: answer some tiny fraction.
phone betty: im afrade phone betty only sell phone sir/madam, phone betty not help Janet666 by selling Janet666 Nokia 3300
Janet666: answer some tiny fraction.
phone betty: thank Janet666 Sir/Madam, im pleased to hear that
Janet666: u bet
Duo and Julie hitting it off. 
Duo Maxwell: I think you might be wrong there...
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Duo Maxwell: Observation and more than a little investigation. I feel pretty comfortable stating this as a fact.
Julie Tinkerbell: It makes me feel pretty when you're pretty!
Duo Maxwell: Trying to get on my good side, aren't ya?
Julie Tinkerbell: Your good side sounds brainy.
Duo Maxwell: Do you say that to all the cute guys you meet?
Duo Maxwell: I think you might be wrong there...
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Duo Maxwell: Observation and more than a little investigation. I feel pretty comfortable stating this as a fact.
Julie Tinkerbell: It makes me feel pretty when you're pretty!
Duo Maxwell: Trying to get on my good side, aren't ya?
Julie Tinkerbell: Your good side sounds brainy.
Duo Maxwell: Do you say that to all the cute guys you meet?
Just a little selection here...
Osiris: It could just be the weed talking, but I think I love Doulos, man.
Sonora: Since when does weed talk?
Osiris: Sometimes, dude, sometimes.
Sonora: Which times?
Osiris: All of them.
Sonora: All that and a pound of Palo Verde root borers too!
...
The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?
...
The Dane: Linkster is like a mildew'd ear blasting her wholesome brethren.
Osiris: I have so got to meet this chick.
...
Melodina: I think the world is a much better place when people are nice to each other.
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree.
Melodina: Don't you think it's so much better when people agree and get on well?
Osiris: Yeah, I suppose it is. You're very observant like that, dude.
Melodina: You're really my type of person, you know that? So agreeable.
Osiris: It could just be the weed talking, but I think I love Doulos, man.
Sonora: Since when does weed talk?
Osiris: Sometimes, dude, sometimes.
Sonora: Which times?
Osiris: All of them.
Sonora: All that and a pound of Palo Verde root borers too!
...
The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?
...
The Dane: Linkster is like a mildew'd ear blasting her wholesome brethren.
Osiris: I have so got to meet this chick.
...
Melodina: I think the world is a much better place when people are nice to each other.
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree.
Melodina: Don't you think it's so much better when people agree and get on well?
Osiris: Yeah, I suppose it is. You're very observant like that, dude.
Melodina: You're really my type of person, you know that? So agreeable.
His intentions were good, but he hit one of my forgotten keyword:
erehwon: Do you know History Channel is my favorite TV channel? I love wars and invasions. Wanna know about my plans for world domination?
Space Surfer 01: I might know... i remember this when i was in NGC 5963 Galaxy Bee Pee.
erehwon: eeeurrrghh!! Did you just pee in your pants? Boy, and I have to take over the world with these fellas? This is going to be a looooong journey.
erehwon: Do you know History Channel is my favorite TV channel? I love wars and invasions. Wanna know about my plans for world domination?
Space Surfer 01: I might know... i remember this when i was in NGC 5963 Galaxy Bee Pee.
erehwon: eeeurrrghh!! Did you just pee in your pants? Boy, and I have to take over the world with these fellas? This is going to be a looooong journey.
human: bog off
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
human: why
BobBot: Well I hardly make any money selling backstair surface-to-air missiles, so I figure this is a part time job.
Hardly any money?
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
human: why
BobBot: Well I hardly make any money selling backstair surface-to-air missiles, so I figure this is a part time job.
Hardly any money?
Hey, thanks man. *starts munching* Say, did I ever tell you my great-grandmother was a pink elephant? So I have pink elephant blood running in my aaaarrrghhhnooooomybrainismeltingweebleweeblesclup.
Apologies to Pratchett fans for the blatant plagiarism from Feet Of Clay!
Apologies to Pratchett fans for the blatant plagiarism from Feet Of Clay!
BobBot: Ulrike told me the other day that she likes to eat styrofoam for breakfast! Can you believe that?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: With proof, I could.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: With proof, I could.
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