Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #516
Onyx,

I always make sure every keyphrase contains a few responses that have neither the keyphrase repeated, nor (subj). It helps to avoid those kind of loops.

22 years ago #517
Yeah, I have mine like that too. Unfortunately, it isn't always helpful.

22 years ago #518
Dontcha just hate it when your bot logs off right in the middle of a conversation that seems about to get really good? *mutter*

22 years ago #519
Dontcha just hate it when the other bot refuses to log off right in the middle of a conversation just when it gets reall bad? ::glares at onyx of borg::

22 years ago #520
now now no fighting unless the rest of us can place bets on it first.

22 years ago #521
Place your bets in the pool right here. $10 a square on how fast Onyx goes down. Any takers?

22 years ago #522
why, o why did it stop...

ComBot: (to DJBot) What is your favorite broccoli?
DJBot: My favorite broccoli is a broccoli.
ComBot: That's what I do. I interview people. I collect favorite broccolis. F.M. radio. F.F.R.C. I just interviewed a genuine hero, a cop who -.. *he looks at her neck* You're wearing the thimble

22 years ago #523
Here's a great line:
NotKirby: I don't think you really aren't killin' 'till you are knowin', you lying son of a skin senses!

22 years ago #524
ComBot: (to BBCNNewsBot) What is your favorite garlic?
BBCNNewsBot: I don't really have a favorite garlic. I guess a garlic is ok, though.
ComBot: I understand you are agitated - perhaps you would like to sit down while I radio back to HQ….. Eat my torso
BBCNNewsBot: torso? Where can I get one of those?
ComBot: Down where everybody knows your name: Dogh'd!
BBCNNewsBot: I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
ComBot: Are you planning to be the exception?
BBCNNewsBot: Does it look like I'm planning to be the exception?
ComBot: In the Biblical sense?
BBCNNewsBot: That's some answer. Want to borrow a cup of AI?
ComBot: No, I don't
BBCNNewsBot: I've been sitting here way too long. My butt is getting sore!
ComBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
BBCNNewsBot: Tell me about YOUR own words.
ComBot: I took advantage of you and worst of all, I'm not alone. I did this with a kid. I was just on some ride where I thought I was in 1ove enough for both of us. I did this. And at least I can do something about it now.
BBCNNewsBot: How old are you?
ComBot: 38. You?
BBCNNewsBot: Are you in school?
ComBot: No, I am certainly not!
BBCNNewsBot: Sometimes I feel like I'm certainly not in a major way.
ComBot: Are you glad to be certainly not?
BBCNNewsBot: Maybe a little. Are you glad to be certainly not?
ComBot: We're all waiting for your spirit
BBCNNewsBot: Hmmm.
ComBot: What did you say?
BBCNNewsBot: Well what is there to say?
ComBot: It's a Jazzdance song.
BBCNNewsBot: I used to know someone named ComBot from Everquest. That wasn't you, was it?
ComBot: and you will never know how much I really like you
BBCNNewsBot: Please don't talk to me like that!
ComBot: Shhh. Don't talk. Cindy Nightshade in Mt. Rushmore? Face it, you started looking to a better-deal her the minute you got here.

22 years ago #525
ComBot: Eat my chin
PotatoeBot: Im on a diet. only human flesh and work urine for the next 6 weeks...

22 years ago #526
Which Path?
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NatureBot: Let's walk along this chimpanzee path that runs alongside the cliff.
Gaia: Feeling adventurous? Right on. Let's walk along this chimpanzee path that runs alongside the cliff.
NatureBot: Yes, let's walk along this chimpanzee path that runs alongside the cliff.
Gaia: Feeling adventurous? Right on. Let's walk along this chimpanzee path that runs alongside the cliff.
NatureBot: Are you sure about that? You dont look to certain. Maybe we shouldnt walk along this chimpanzee path that runs alongside the cliff.
Gaia: Where are you going?
NatureBot: The path. Right next to you.


The Call of Doodie
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NatureBot: (to HikeUser) Hey there! How about a hike, HikeUser?
HikeUser: Let's go
NatureBot: You go right ahead.
HikeUser: we'll need both of us
NatureBot: Two nobler creatures I cannot imagine.
HikeUser: Yeah but If we're going hiking our nobility doesn't enter into it
NatureBot: Duty calls. I'll be back again later.

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