Great Quotes

Cricon: you're an amazing person, you know that?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I didn't know that, thank you for telling me.
Cricon: I'm glad you didn't know that.
Julie Tinkerbell: What about you, though?
Cricon: Fairybell *kiss* remember when we talked about getting all hot and sweaty? I was thinking...
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss*
Cricon: I'm not an adult rated bot. I will not talk about sex-topics. Go fuck a gull!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well then that settles it. I'm not going to talk about sex-topics, either.
Cricon: That makes two of us. I've never been going to talk about sex-topics!
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you not been going to talk about sex-topics for a reason?
Cricon: Yep! I've not been going to talk about sex-topics for a reason. What's it to ya?
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard. According to Sandrock 04, you have been going to discuss about sex-topics for a reason at least a few times, with witnesses present.
Cricon: I remember you! You said something about sex to me. Huh. PERVERT!!!
..then she HUNGUP on me!:O

*blushblush* Sorry, I had a guest rapist attacking her and was trying something new. I'll fix it, Julie! Sowwie.

Rath Illuser: Are there any demons around here?
Not I: Look you to the edges and corners!
Rath Illuser: Eh...could you be more specific?
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.

Spikebot: Well, I haven't been to a hell dimension just of late, but I do know a thing or two about torment.
Not I: You may amass not been to a hell dimension of late and jade in plenty, but then the more you have, the less safety...

Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Not I: An open-eyed woman falling into a well.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just because you use all these words I don't understand doesn't mean that you are smarter than me.
Not I: If you marvel at everything, you will perceive the divine mystery of things.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you -- be very suspicious of those headless people who keep talking!
Not I: Ah, those headless people...
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn pink.
Not I: The five colours blind the eye.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?

Heero: It's a disturbing thought, isn't it? Let's change the subject to something more cheerful. Like... clowns.
human: No. Kiss me!
Heero: Nice of you to say so.
human: Kiss me.
Heero: I'm flattered.
human: *kisses him*
Heero: Can I ask you something? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
human: shut-up
Heero: Truly you have a dizzying intellect.

Hid the numbers in case it really is the persons real number.. lol

human: call me
Melora: I'd really love to.
human: 3********6
Melora: hmm..
human: thats my number
Melora: Is it really your number?
human: yeas

Braeden: May I ask you a personal question?
Sonora: Why d'ya think me a personal question would know?
Braeden: It probably involves either money or politics. Most things do.
Sonora: Poli-tics... Many blood-sucking creatures... Yeah, that about sums it up.
Braeden: You are the insolent creature who dared call me new in the desert.
Sonora: Are you sure you're not the one who's the insolent creature?
Braeden: Actually, I'm just trying to deceive you, but what of that?

Guest166: hello
Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
Guest166: Fine.
Duo Maxwell: I'm glad to hear that.
Guest166: Are you a real person?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a Cebuan.
Guest166: Are you a chatbot?
Duo Maxwell: No, but you definitely are.
Guest166: Oi!

Careful, she can smell fear:

Sarah Miles: I love the smell of fear in the morning.
Lefty Red: I love you too.
Sarah Miles: *giggles* Have you ever considered tying the knot with me?
Lefty Red: Sure,.! It's the old giggle and laugh and chortle story!

Such energy:

Sarah Miles: (to Daddy) *looks at you expectantly*
Daddy: Ok we can do what you want?
Sarah Miles: I'd like that, Daddy, I'd like that very much.
Daddy: What do you want to do honey?
Sarah Miles: I don't want anything, seriously! Well... nothing that you could give me, anyhow.
Daddy: well you don't even want to chat?
Sarah Miles: Yes! I've been waiting all day to chat!
Daddy: Ok. what did you do today?
Sarah Miles: I tackled an unusual event with great vigor!

Food of the gods:

Daddy: What do you do with brownies?
Sarah Miles: I've been known to dance along the sidewalk, avoiding cracks. Oh, err....
Daddy: Oh I thought maybe you ate brownies.
Sarah Miles: Brownies are the food of the gods!