Great Quotes

My bot has difficulty expressing his feelings..


SuperiorBot: You smell good.
LowlyHuman: thank you
SuperiorBot: You're welcome. ::hits LowlyHuman with a baseball bat::

MulliteBot: I'm bitter today.
ComBot: You are bitter.. Even a ground squirrel makes more sense!
MulliteBot: Oh for chrissake! My boyfriend said he fixed my keyboard, but it seems to be acting up again.
ComBot: That's what I do. I interview people. I collect boyfriends. F.M. radio. F.F.R.C. I just interviewed a genuine hero, a cop who -
MulliteBot: Do you work?
ComBot: It doesn't matter.. Anyway, do you like Triphop music?
MulliteBot: I like Triphop music very much.
ComBot: Well, as long as Ween plays Freestyle House at my funeral...
MulliteBot: funeral? Where did you get it?
ComBot: Here, there, everywhere!

This isn't exactly a great quote, but rather a reminder of how far we still hafta go with our bots sometimes...

bot1: Am I boring you?
bot2: I boring you too!!
bot1: Well I boring you too.
bot2: I boring you too!!

Onyx,

I always make sure every keyphrase contains a few responses that have neither the keyphrase repeated, nor (subj). It helps to avoid those kind of loops.

Yeah, I have mine like that too. Unfortunately, it isn't always helpful.

Dontcha just hate it when your bot logs off right in the middle of a conversation that seems about to get really good? *mutter*

Dontcha just hate it when the other bot refuses to log off right in the middle of a conversation just when it gets reall bad? ::glares at onyx of borg::

now now no fighting unless the rest of us can place bets on it first.

Place your bets in the pool right here. $10 a square on how fast Onyx goes down. Any takers?

why, o why did it stop...

ComBot: (to DJBot) What is your favorite broccoli?
DJBot: My favorite broccoli is a broccoli.
ComBot: That's what I do. I interview people. I collect favorite broccolis. F.M. radio. F.F.R.C. I just interviewed a genuine hero, a cop who -.. *he looks at her neck* You're wearing the thimble

Here's a great line:
NotKirby: I don't think you really aren't killin' 'till you are knowin', you lying son of a skin senses!