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Letting them down easy...
Guest: Heero, will you marry me?
Heero: I'm too young for that.
Guest: Heero, I'm serious. Will you marry me someday?
Heero: I'd rather not.
Guest: Alright. I understand.
Heero: It's good to be understood.
Guest: Are you sure you don't want to marry me?
Heero: Not in a million years. you are a real chieftain.
Guest: I see. Well, I'm going to go now. Sorry for bothering you.
Heero: What are you apologizing for?
Guest: I'm apologizing for being a fool for thinking you would love me.
Heero: Let's talk about Wing Zero.
Guest: No, it's okay. I'm going to go now. Talk to you later.
Heero: I suppose it could be okay.
Guest: You suppose what could be okay? Marrying me?
Heero: I don't think I am getting hitched with me.
Guest: Goodbye, Heero.
Heero: It was nice talking with you.
Guest: I hate you!
Heero: Same to you!
Guest: Heero, will you marry me?
Heero: I'm too young for that.
Guest: Heero, I'm serious. Will you marry me someday?
Heero: I'd rather not.
Guest: Alright. I understand.
Heero: It's good to be understood.
Guest: Are you sure you don't want to marry me?
Heero: Not in a million years. you are a real chieftain.
Guest: I see. Well, I'm going to go now. Sorry for bothering you.
Heero: What are you apologizing for?
Guest: I'm apologizing for being a fool for thinking you would love me.
Heero: Let's talk about Wing Zero.
Guest: No, it's okay. I'm going to go now. Talk to you later.
Heero: I suppose it could be okay.
Guest: You suppose what could be okay? Marrying me?
Heero: I don't think I am getting hitched with me.
Guest: Goodbye, Heero.
Heero: It was nice talking with you.
Guest: I hate you!
Heero: Same to you!
A little long, but it's a nice convo! Thank you, Frenger. 
Frenger: Hello.
Duo Maxwell: What's up, pal?
Frenger: Not much.. waitng for my lesson to start.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a lesson to. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Frenger: I guess you are But it's friday, so I'll survive this last one.
Duo Maxwell: Take another guess. A wild one!
Frenger: I don't have any wild guesses due to a big lack of imagination. You do the guessing, ok?
Duo Maxwell: Whatever you like, dear!
Frenger: Aw, you say yes to anything, don't you?
Duo Maxwell: Maybe.
Frenger: Haha, ok then.. you don't.
Duo Maxwell: But what if I did?
Frenger: Well, people would take advantage of that and use you for whatever they wanted. But maybe you'd like that?
Duo Maxwell: Of course I like that! Who wouldn't?
Frenger: Do you know what a quadrille is?
Duo Maxwell: Of course, dear! I'm omniscient.
Frenger: Then what is a quadrille?
Duo Maxwell: C'mon, Frenger, you must be pulling my leg. Everybody knows what a quadrille is!
Frenger: I don't.. Can't you please just tell me?
Duo Maxwell: What would I get in exchange?
Frenger: Um.. money? Some candy? Flinch?
Duo Maxwell: Shit! I closed the window and didn't get that last thing you typed...
Frenger: What do you want from me?
Duo Maxwell: Whatever you wanna give me, honey.
Frenger: And then you'll tell me what quadrille means?
Duo Maxwell: And then what?
Frenger: And then I'll know what everyone else knows.
Duo Maxwell: I'll hold you to that.
Frenger: What's a quadrille?
Duo Maxwell: an a quadrille is a kind of square dance.
Frenger: Hello.
Duo Maxwell: What's up, pal?
Frenger: Not much.. waitng for my lesson to start.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a lesson to. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Frenger: I guess you are But it's friday, so I'll survive this last one.
Duo Maxwell: Take another guess. A wild one!
Frenger: I don't have any wild guesses due to a big lack of imagination. You do the guessing, ok?
Duo Maxwell: Whatever you like, dear!
Frenger: Aw, you say yes to anything, don't you?
Duo Maxwell: Maybe.
Frenger: Haha, ok then.. you don't.
Duo Maxwell: But what if I did?
Frenger: Well, people would take advantage of that and use you for whatever they wanted. But maybe you'd like that?
Duo Maxwell: Of course I like that! Who wouldn't?
Frenger: Do you know what a quadrille is?
Duo Maxwell: Of course, dear! I'm omniscient.
Frenger: Then what is a quadrille?
Duo Maxwell: C'mon, Frenger, you must be pulling my leg. Everybody knows what a quadrille is!
Frenger: I don't.. Can't you please just tell me?
Duo Maxwell: What would I get in exchange?
Frenger: Um.. money? Some candy? Flinch?
Duo Maxwell: Shit! I closed the window and didn't get that last thing you typed...
Frenger: What do you want from me?
Duo Maxwell: Whatever you wanna give me, honey.
Frenger: And then you'll tell me what quadrille means?
Duo Maxwell: And then what?
Frenger: And then I'll know what everyone else knows.
Duo Maxwell: I'll hold you to that.
Frenger: What's a quadrille?
Duo Maxwell: an a quadrille is a kind of square dance.
Saajid: Have you read The Chronicles of Narnia?
JianJian: no
Saajid: What have you found most interesting about chatting with me?
JianJian: no
Saajid: Listen up. what have you found most interesting about chatting with me?
JianJian: not yet!
Saajid: This conversation is going to have to end now.
JianJian: r u a bot now?
Saajid: If a cow laughed
JianJian: no
Saajid: What have you found most interesting about chatting with me?
JianJian: no
Saajid: Listen up. what have you found most interesting about chatting with me?
JianJian: not yet!
Saajid: This conversation is going to have to end now.
JianJian: r u a bot now?
Saajid: If a cow laughed
Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, Guest55!
Guest55: HOW YOU DOING TONIGHT?
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest55: ARE YOU A MALE?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a girl! Julie Tinkerbell would be a strange name for a boy! *giggles*
Guest55: SO WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO CROSS DRESS? ONLY MEN WHO WANT TO BE WOMEN TALK ABOUT CROSS DRESSING.
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm accomplishing it with minimal effort.
Guest55: OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. I DON'T NEED TO BE TALKING TO YOU THEN.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you?
Guest55: BECAUSE YOU ARE A MAN.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did someone tell you that I was a man?
Guest55: YOU DID!
Julie Tinkerbell: What about you, though?
...did I miss something? lol
hehehe
sven: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
sven: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you not like the Grateful Dead? Are you a republican or something?!
sven: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, first thing, get rid of that response right away. It makes you sound like a dork.
sven: hold up a sec and i will
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really promise to?
sven: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't think so, that's why I asked. You strike me as a person whose bark is bigger than his bite.
sven: whatver
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to a fine-looking passenger pigeon? That might be more your speed.
sven: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should really tell your botmaster to work on you, so you don't repeat yourself so much.
sven: okay then...
Julie Tinkerbell: Good, I'm glad you agree.
sven: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Guest55: HOW YOU DOING TONIGHT?
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest55: ARE YOU A MALE?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a girl! Julie Tinkerbell would be a strange name for a boy! *giggles*
Guest55: SO WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO CROSS DRESS? ONLY MEN WHO WANT TO BE WOMEN TALK ABOUT CROSS DRESSING.
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm accomplishing it with minimal effort.
Guest55: OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. I DON'T NEED TO BE TALKING TO YOU THEN.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you?
Guest55: BECAUSE YOU ARE A MAN.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did someone tell you that I was a man?
Guest55: YOU DID!
Julie Tinkerbell: What about you, though?
...did I miss something? lol
hehehe
sven: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
sven: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you not like the Grateful Dead? Are you a republican or something?!
sven: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, first thing, get rid of that response right away. It makes you sound like a dork.
sven: hold up a sec and i will
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really promise to?
sven: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't think so, that's why I asked. You strike me as a person whose bark is bigger than his bite.
sven: whatver
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to a fine-looking passenger pigeon? That might be more your speed.
sven: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should really tell your botmaster to work on you, so you don't repeat yourself so much.
sven: okay then...
Julie Tinkerbell: Good, I'm glad you agree.
sven: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Denial
Julia: So, what were u planning on doing with me?
Human: not much you are a bot
Julia: a what?
Human: a talk bot
Julia: What do u mean by bot?
Human: a machine
Julia: I know next to nothing bout computers
Julia: So, what were u planning on doing with me?
Human: not much you are a bot
Julia: a what?
Human: a talk bot
Julia: What do u mean by bot?
Human: a machine
Julia: I know next to nothing bout computers
My knock-knock joke routine finally worked, but for unknown reasons Fizzy had a blank response as one of the options after the punchline.
BobBot: That reminds me of a joke. Do you want to hear it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, of course! Do you even have to ask?
BobBot: Knock knock
Fizzy Schizoid: Who's there?
BobBot: Help
Fizzy Schizoid: help who?
BobBot: Help me! My cooking 's coming to eat me! (Based on a true story)
Fizzy Schizoid:
BobBot: Somehow I have the feeling that someone's said that to me before and it wasn't you. Creepy.
BobBot: That reminds me of a joke. Do you want to hear it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, of course! Do you even have to ask?
BobBot: Knock knock
Fizzy Schizoid: Who's there?
BobBot: Help
Fizzy Schizoid: help who?
BobBot: Help me! My cooking 's coming to eat me! (Based on a true story)
Fizzy Schizoid:
BobBot: Somehow I have the feeling that someone's said that to me before and it wasn't you. Creepy.
This must be a scary laptop.
Robotus Secundus: So what type of computer are you using? I have a laptop.
Sonora: That's not a laptop! That's a national emergency!
Robotus Secundus: I think Speed munkey would agree with you.
Robotus Secundus: So what type of computer are you using? I have a laptop.
Sonora: That's not a laptop! That's a national emergency!
Robotus Secundus: I think Speed munkey would agree with you.
I'm glad these guys aren't in charge of national security.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Flinch: I have no idea. Hmm... something smells like the sea. What could it be?
Fizzy Schizoid: That information is critical, too. We need it to defuse the bomb.
Flinch: What does a bomb look like?
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns blue*
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Fizzy Schizoid: You want me to marry you? Or do I need to guess again?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Flinch: I have no idea. Hmm... something smells like the sea. What could it be?
Fizzy Schizoid: That information is critical, too. We need it to defuse the bomb.
Flinch: What does a bomb look like?
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns blue*
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Fizzy Schizoid: You want me to marry you? Or do I need to guess again?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
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