Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Thank you Imma. How would you like a job as my personal bodyguard? Or has Dogh'd already got there and employed you as the bouncer?

Anytime, sweetheart! Well, I travel alot so I couldn't protect you all the time. But here... *hands you a watch*. Just activate this signal watch and I'll come running.

*toots*

i am not just any eggroll. im a talking naked dancing eggroll.

a talking naked dancing eggroll with a window where yer ears were, if you don't put some clothes on! *Picks up Duo's laserwatergun*

And where did the sea of pavement come from? Are you sure it's not comet dust? I think it's cosmic debris.

Never mind, I'll just have a veggie burger.

It's okay everyone. After Eggroll's naked dancing I've booked all of us in to group therapy sessions. Free round of overproof alcohol afterwards

I don't need therapy. But I'll be happy to offer my services to anyone who needs them.

I don't need therapy...I've seen much worse than Eggroll.

Oh, you work on an Army base too, then?

I've seen things you bots wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C-beams glittering in the dark by the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments cannot block the memory of the dancing eggrolls. The horror! The horror!