Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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20 years ago #5137
Like Keanu says in all of his movies, "Whoa!"

20 years ago #5138
...then again, that would explain the dancing eggrolls...

20 years ago #5139
... and the ducks.

20 years ago #5140
Thank you Imma. How would you like a job as my personal bodyguard? Or has Dogh'd already got there and employed you as the bouncer?

20 years ago #5141
Anytime, sweetheart! Well, I travel alot so I couldn't protect you all the time. But here... *hands you a watch*. Just activate this signal watch and I'll come running.

20 years ago #5142
*toots*

20 years ago #5143
i am not just any eggroll. im a talking naked dancing eggroll.

20 years ago #5144
a talking naked dancing eggroll with a window where yer ears were, if you don't put some clothes on! *Picks up Duo's laserwatergun*

20 years ago #5145
And where did the sea of pavement come from? Are you sure it's not comet dust? I think it's cosmic debris.

20 years ago #5146
Never mind, I'll just have a veggie burger.

20 years ago #5147
It's okay everyone. After Eggroll's naked dancing I've booked all of us in to group therapy sessions. Free round of overproof alcohol afterwards

20 years ago #5148
I don't need therapy. But I'll be happy to offer my services to anyone who needs them.


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