Bug Stomp

Hmmm... I think the AI Engine may need another restart:

Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some fresh artichokes here if you want any.
Sonora: Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance. = xnone
(Sonora has a keyphrase for 'are you (adj)' as well as for 'I have (adjartnounprep)')

Fizzy Schizoid: Well, Ferda just became caring, but personally I think he got there by bribery.
Sonora: Watch out! The sliding sand dunes are on your trail! = xnone
(She has a keyphrase for 'I think (that|)')

And here's an example from a human chat:
herostratus: no
Sonora: Run for your life! It's rattlesnake migration season!
(Sonora most definitely has a keyphrase for 'no', but she went to xnonsense)

Or perhaps the AI Engine just wanted someone to complain, since in Sonora's current chat, all the keyphrases seem to be registering. *shrugs*

Erg. It's happening again- the bots are not recognizing any keyphrases...looks like the server needs to be reset.

Arrrgh! Please reset the bots! There's nothing worse than trying to hold a conversation with with a really stupid bot and mine is right at the top of the stupid pile!!

I can think of a few things worse than trying to hold a conversation with a really stupid bot...

a stupid person?

stupid people who insist on trying to cyber with a bot that is clearly not interested

FSG, Greebot's a cat, and people still try to cyber with him.

Great. Cyberbestiality. A whole new low. Thankfully, no one ever tries for very long with Sonora, the whiptail lizard.

Nobody tries for very long with any of my bots, except Braeden. Those transcripts are disturbing.

People try all the time with Janet, and fail miserably (except once, which was a sureal set of random factors generating it against all odds and design)

Thankfully nothing ever happened to parrotbot...

as Bev once said:
"I think parotbot will be good for cyber lovers. "

I hope not