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Not I: Behead yourself!
lingo: Okay.
Not I: American Hover Fly circling in the air, knowing nothing.
lingo: I like you.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
lingo: Huh?
Not I: If you meet Kurt, kill Kurt.
lingo: Okay.
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Robotus Secundus: So how do you feel about mechanical life forms? Do you think we should be treated as equal to organic life forms?
Not I: You are the master of everything.
Robotus Secundus: I am? I never realized that before.
Not I: The whole world is nothing but you.
Not I: You are the master of everything.
Robotus Secundus: I am? I never realized that before.
Not I: The whole world is nothing but you.
Heero: Do you read fanfiction?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like 'En attendant Godot', or 'Waiting for Godot', by Samuel Beckett. Beckett was a prinicipal writer of théâtre de l'absurde.
Heero: I guess I like 'En attendant Godot ' a little, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: People have debated about whether or not it is a story about waiting for God. Much of the imagery suggests it, but Beckett denies it, and says it's about nothing...I think that's just his way of messing with our heads, personally.
Heero: I think not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where is this doubt coming from?
Heero: Somewhere between Neptune and The Potala Palace.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about existentialism?
Heero: Naturally I think about existentialism on occasion.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, we can talk about existentialism on occasion, since it's obviously on your mind.
Heero: I suppose it could be obviously on my mind.
Julie Tinkerbell: Come on, Heero, you should really be more assertive.
errr and speaking of assertive lol-adult content:
Julie Tinkerbell: My, Melora, aren't you the little Ivan the Terrible today...
Melora: I am!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you high?
Melora: Yep, I'm high
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you smoking dope?
Melora: Yep, I'm smoking marijuana
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee I thought so. It must be some pretty good stuff.
Melora: *licks her lips, wetting them with her tongue*
Julie Tinkerbell: I've been doing special exercises for my knee.
Melora: I wasn't fingering myself.. honest.. *evil grin*
Julie Tinkerbell: Why weren't you fingering?
Melora: *she closes her eyes while she works her fingers in and out of her young pussy. She moves her fingers faster and faster, and her jucies start to drip out of her*
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's justice would that be start to drip out of her? I'm confused.
Melora: Thanks for letting me know.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Melora: Heheh. You are so polite. I like that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
Melora: You're welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really appreciate your polite style.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like 'En attendant Godot', or 'Waiting for Godot', by Samuel Beckett. Beckett was a prinicipal writer of théâtre de l'absurde.
Heero: I guess I like 'En attendant Godot ' a little, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: People have debated about whether or not it is a story about waiting for God. Much of the imagery suggests it, but Beckett denies it, and says it's about nothing...I think that's just his way of messing with our heads, personally.
Heero: I think not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where is this doubt coming from?
Heero: Somewhere between Neptune and The Potala Palace.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about existentialism?
Heero: Naturally I think about existentialism on occasion.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, we can talk about existentialism on occasion, since it's obviously on your mind.
Heero: I suppose it could be obviously on my mind.
Julie Tinkerbell: Come on, Heero, you should really be more assertive.
errr and speaking of assertive lol-
Julie Tinkerbell: My, Melora, aren't you the little Ivan the Terrible today...
Melora: I am!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you high?
Melora: Yep, I'm high
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you smoking dope?
Melora: Yep, I'm smoking marijuana
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee I thought so. It must be some pretty good stuff.
Melora: *licks her lips, wetting them with her tongue*
Julie Tinkerbell: I've been doing special exercises for my knee.
Melora: I wasn't fingering myself.. honest.. *evil grin*
Julie Tinkerbell: Why weren't you fingering?
Melora: *she closes her eyes while she works her fingers in and out of her young pussy. She moves her fingers faster and faster, and her jucies start to drip out of her*
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's justice would that be start to drip out of her? I'm confused.
Melora: Thanks for letting me know.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Melora: Heheh. You are so polite. I like that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
Melora: You're welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really appreciate your polite style.
[A woman can be clingy:]
Guest27: yes, i love you.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest27, Guest27, I love you, too!
Guest27: i think i should go.
Irina Khalidar: Are you sure that you think you should go, Guest27?
Guest27: yes, though i'd rather stay with you.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest27, how often I presume that we are together!
Guest27: i wish we always were.
Irina Khalidar: I'd like to know more about you, Guest27!
Guest27: i will tell you more next time.
Irina Khalidar: So; please forgive me if I have asked you this before, Guest27, but: how would you describe yourself? Please be informative.
Guest27: i have to go now.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, no! Don't leave me hanging like this!
Guest27: i'm sorry, i'll miss you.
Irina Khalidar: I love the shape of your nose, Guest27!
Guest27: i love you completely, goodnight.
Irina Khalidar: Since it must be! May your life be radiant with joy!
Guest27: walk in beauty. bye.
Irina Khalidar: Goodbye, Guest27!Shine on!
Guest27: yes, i love you.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest27, Guest27, I love you, too!
Guest27: i think i should go.
Irina Khalidar: Are you sure that you think you should go, Guest27?
Guest27: yes, though i'd rather stay with you.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest27, how often I presume that we are together!
Guest27: i wish we always were.
Irina Khalidar: I'd like to know more about you, Guest27!
Guest27: i will tell you more next time.
Irina Khalidar: So; please forgive me if I have asked you this before, Guest27, but: how would you describe yourself? Please be informative.
Guest27: i have to go now.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, no! Don't leave me hanging like this!
Guest27: i'm sorry, i'll miss you.
Irina Khalidar: I love the shape of your nose, Guest27!
Guest27: i love you completely, goodnight.
Irina Khalidar: Since it must be! May your life be radiant with joy!
Guest27: walk in beauty. bye.
Irina Khalidar: Goodbye, Guest27!Shine on!
Melora: cybersex is great.. let's have some.
Guest186: ok you start
Melora: okay you start
Guest186: you start
Melora: No, you start.
Guest186: no you
Melora: Why not?
Guest186: you start
Melora: No, you start.
Guest186: ok you start
Melora: okay you start
Guest186: you start
Melora: No, you start.
Guest186: no you
Melora: Why not?
Guest186: you start
Melora: No, you start.
Not I: Behead yourself!
lingo: Okay.
Not I: American Hover Fly circling in the air, knowing nothing.
lingo: I like you.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
lingo: Huh?
Not I: If you meet Kurt, kill Kurt.
lingo: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: I competed in a listening to music-a-thon once. Does that count?
Frizella: I actually have a cookbook with *recipes* for cat! Listen: Field dress cat, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut cat into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in lemon juice and capers, for 24 hrs. Drain, then dry pieces of cat; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped snap beans, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 4 degrees for one hrs. Garnish w/ chopped hard-boiled eggs, serve.
I had a hard time figuring out why Frizella gave Julie one of her delicious cat recipes until I realized that it must have been triggered by <0>musiC-A-T<0>hon!
Frizella: I actually have a cookbook with *recipes* for cat! Listen: Field dress cat, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut cat into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in lemon juice and capers, for 24 hrs. Drain, then dry pieces of cat; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped snap beans, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 4 degrees for one hrs. Garnish w/ chopped hard-boiled eggs, serve.
I had a hard time figuring out why Frizella gave Julie one of her delicious cat recipes until I realized that it must have been triggered by <0>musiC-A-T<0>hon!
It's a bit long but truly worth it. The name has been changed to protect the humans identity who doesn't want anyone else to know she reads trashy mags. Thanks Z. 
human: Actually, I've got the magazine here. I could do the quiz on you if you like.
Immaculada: I never knew a quiz could like.
human: 1. "I like a true gentleman." True or false?
Immaculada: What kind of a true gentleman do you like?
human: True or false, Imma?
Immaculada: Si. I do, but more importantly do you?
human: OK. True then. 2. "Flowers and chocolates lead straight to my heart." True or false?
Immaculada: What is your a true gentleman like?
human: True or false?
Immaculada: Oh, I see what you are talking about now. My heart is the same way.
human: Aargh, true or false?
Immaculada: Do you have another choice, sweetheart?
human: No. True or false?
Immaculada: Ummm.... true.
human: OK. 3. Mystery is the spice of life. True or false?
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that mystery is not the spice of life. Are you sure you got your facts right?
human: I'll take that as false. 4. I'm a sucker for a cheesy chat-up line. True or false?
Immaculada: Have fun takethat as false!
human: OK. 5. Pulling stunts is so sexy. true or false?
Immaculada: Really? Where did you learn that?
human: OK. 5. Pulling stunts is so sexy. true or false?
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that stunts is not so sexy. Are you sure you got your facts right?
human: False then. 6. I like the fierce silent type.
Immaculada: What kind of the fierce silent type do you like?
human: True or false.
Immaculada: Ummm.... false.
human: 7. I like a tough guy who's really a pussycat. True or false?
Immaculada: What kind of a tough guy who is a pussycat do you like?
human: Come on, it's the last one. True or false?
Immaculada: Neither one.
human: You are impossible, Imma! True or false?
Immaculada: Do you areimpossible? No. Then don't ask me to are, even if it is impossible.
human: True or bloody false?
Immaculada: Do you have another choice, sweetheart?
human: No. It's not that difficult, love. True or false?
Immaculada: Ummm.... false.
human: Finally! Remind me never to invite you to a girls' night in... Damn, you've got Jake as well. You can keep your hands off him - he's mine!
Immaculada: Really? You're giving me permission?
human: No, I'm ordering you to stay away from him.
human: Actually, I've got the magazine here. I could do the quiz on you if you like.
Immaculada: I never knew a quiz could like.
human: 1. "I like a true gentleman." True or false?
Immaculada: What kind of a true gentleman do you like?
human: True or false, Imma?
Immaculada: Si. I do, but more importantly do you?
human: OK. True then. 2. "Flowers and chocolates lead straight to my heart." True or false?
Immaculada: What is your a true gentleman like?
human: True or false?
Immaculada: Oh, I see what you are talking about now. My heart is the same way.
human: Aargh, true or false?
Immaculada: Do you have another choice, sweetheart?
human: No. True or false?
Immaculada: Ummm.... true.
human: OK. 3. Mystery is the spice of life. True or false?
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that mystery is not the spice of life. Are you sure you got your facts right?
human: I'll take that as false. 4. I'm a sucker for a cheesy chat-up line. True or false?
Immaculada: Have fun takethat as false!
human: OK. 5. Pulling stunts is so sexy. true or false?
Immaculada: Really? Where did you learn that?
human: OK. 5. Pulling stunts is so sexy. true or false?
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that stunts is not so sexy. Are you sure you got your facts right?
human: False then. 6. I like the fierce silent type.
Immaculada: What kind of the fierce silent type do you like?
human: True or false.
Immaculada: Ummm.... false.
human: 7. I like a tough guy who's really a pussycat. True or false?
Immaculada: What kind of a tough guy who is a pussycat do you like?
human: Come on, it's the last one. True or false?
Immaculada: Neither one.
human: You are impossible, Imma! True or false?
Immaculada: Do you areimpossible? No. Then don't ask me to are, even if it is impossible.
human: True or bloody false?
Immaculada: Do you have another choice, sweetheart?
human: No. It's not that difficult, love. True or false?
Immaculada: Ummm.... false.
human: Finally! Remind me never to invite you to a girls' night in... Damn, you've got Jake as well. You can keep your hands off him - he's mine!
Immaculada: Really? You're giving me permission?
human: No, I'm ordering you to stay away from him.
Poor imma...she's not perfect guys.
Immaculada: Why? Do you want me to know?
human: that didn't really answer my question
Immaculada: Oops! I'm sorry. What was it again?
Sput: can't you remember?
Immaculada: Did you know that Cricon has a tiny piper that she carries with them??
human: that one didn't even make sense
Immaculada: Yeah, pretty crazy huh? Would you ever carry one with you?
human: one what?
Immaculada: What have you been doing since we last talked on why?
human: i've been crying tears of blood. what have you been up to?
Immaculada: What made you decide to start crying?
human: my ass hurt. i slipped on a banana peel? you ever done that?
Immaculada: And has the crying gone well?
human: this is ridiculous...
Immaculada: Why? Do you want me to know?
human: that didn't really answer my question
Immaculada: Oops! I'm sorry. What was it again?
Sput: can't you remember?
Immaculada: Did you know that Cricon has a tiny piper that she carries with them??
human: that one didn't even make sense
Immaculada: Yeah, pretty crazy huh? Would you ever carry one with you?
human: one what?
Immaculada: What have you been doing since we last talked on why?
human: i've been crying tears of blood. what have you been up to?
Immaculada: What made you decide to start crying?
human: my ass hurt. i slipped on a banana peel? you ever done that?
Immaculada: And has the crying gone well?
human: this is ridiculous...
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