Doghead's Cosmic Bar

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Corwin
23 years ago #502

I didn't add the fact that Longbrae sounds like the surname of someone hung like a donkey. (Warning, porn name and reality may vary considerably.)

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OnyxFlame
23 years ago #503

Yeah, I once dated a guy named Longfellow who didn't exactly live up to his name.

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Corwin
23 years ago #504

I'm sure he was a hell of a poet though.

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STRMKirby
23 years ago #505

My first pet... hmmm.. I think I'd be Thor Griffin. Frooty.

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OnyxFlame
23 years ago #506

Actually he was dumb as a brick and schizophrenic to boot. At the time I thought he was good in bed but hell what did I know?

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deleted
23 years ago #507

I once had a dog named Thundermuffin (no, I really did!) Too bad it wasn't my first pet.

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STRMKirby
23 years ago #508

I don't even wanna know how Onyx reproduces...

Banging eyeballs together?

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OnyxFlame
23 years ago #509

Hopefully, I won't reproduce.

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ladydyke
23 years ago #510

reproduction can be a pain in the area of the ass. (I know, bad joke)

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Corwin
23 years ago #511

'Most parents would agree that the best part of their children's lives was the drawing board stage.'

P.K.Shaw

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ladydyke
23 years ago #512

yes and you would swear that you were replaying the movie "the exorcist" while it is being taken out of the oven (so to speak).

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Corwin
23 years ago #513

Why am I suddenly reminded of all the souffles I ever tried to make?