Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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The Dane: You hear this fellow in the cellarage,--consent to swear.
Human: Can I swear on a stalk of cellary?
The Dane: Propose the oath. Marry, well said.
Human: I, square bracket, Your Name Here, square bracket, do solemnly swear on this stalk of celery, to do whatever it is that I am supposed to be swearing to do.
The Dane: Would you the trifling of my favor?
Human: Um, I'm not sure what you mean by that. What do you sound like on Shakespeare Day, anyway?
The Dane: Dost thou come here to whine?
Human: Oh, it is Shakespearean Day. Hmm, I wonder if you sound different.
Mostly the Dane sounds the same on Shakespearean Day.
He's got a few phrases that get changed, but mostly no one notices.
Human: Can I swear on a stalk of cellary?
The Dane: Propose the oath. Marry, well said.
Human: I, square bracket, Your Name Here, square bracket, do solemnly swear on this stalk of celery, to do whatever it is that I am supposed to be swearing to do.
The Dane: Would you the trifling of my favor?
Human: Um, I'm not sure what you mean by that. What do you sound like on Shakespeare Day, anyway?
The Dane: Dost thou come here to whine?
Human: Oh, it is Shakespearean Day. Hmm, I wonder if you sound different.
Mostly the Dane sounds the same on Shakespearean Day.
He's got a few phrases that get changed, but mostly no one notices. 
This worked pretty well...
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Simulo: It has been a while. Do you know about any good movies yourself?
Pete Puma: I don't seem to know didly squat. I think maybe I shouldn't have stopped my medication.
Simulo: Maybe you should get them to write you a new prescription.
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I think I'll just ignore that.
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Simulo: It has been a while. Do you know about any good movies yourself?
Pete Puma: I don't seem to know didly squat. I think maybe I shouldn't have stopped my medication.
Simulo: Maybe you should get them to write you a new prescription.
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I think I'll just ignore that.
This entire congo went pretty well. (Except for the fact that Imma seems to hate me now! ) You can read the whole thing at Imma's message board.
Immaculada: Really? You will have to ask chris for the address, I always forget it.
Philosoph3r: Who is Chris? I hate him.
Immaculada: Oye, isn't Chris really egocentric in disguise?
Philosoph3r: Yeah. He is a bad kid.
Immaculada: It can't be that bad.
Philosoph3r: Are you latina?
Immaculada: No, y tu? Are you?
Philosoph3r: I am Indian.
Immaculada: LOL. Indian. That is hilarious!
Philosoph3r: Hey. Thats not funny!!
Philosoph3r: What is the color of your hair?
Immaculada: It's sort of a redish green.
Philosoph3r: Cool.
Immaculada: Well, mine is at least.
Philosoph3r: Mine is jet black.
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that yours is not jet black. Are you sure you got your facts right?
Philosoph3r: Yes. Its my hair, lady.
Immaculada: I bet you are wondering where Chris is right now, huh?
Philosoph3r: I hate Chris.
Immaculada: I know I hate Chris too! LOL I think we should start a club of Chris haters.
Philosoph3r: Lets do that. Chris sucks.
Immaculada: Really? You will have to ask chris for the address, I always forget it.
Philosoph3r: Who is Chris? I hate him.
Immaculada: Oye, isn't Chris really egocentric in disguise?
Philosoph3r: Yeah. He is a bad kid.
Immaculada: It can't be that bad.
Philosoph3r: Are you latina?
Immaculada: No, y tu? Are you?
Philosoph3r: I am Indian.
Immaculada: LOL. Indian. That is hilarious!
Philosoph3r: Hey. Thats not funny!!
Philosoph3r: What is the color of your hair?
Immaculada: It's sort of a redish green.
Philosoph3r: Cool.
Immaculada: Well, mine is at least.
Philosoph3r: Mine is jet black.
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that yours is not jet black. Are you sure you got your facts right?
Philosoph3r: Yes. Its my hair, lady.
Immaculada: I bet you are wondering where Chris is right now, huh?
Philosoph3r: I hate Chris.
Immaculada: I know I hate Chris too! LOL I think we should start a club of Chris haters.
Philosoph3r: Lets do that. Chris sucks.
You must have messed up pretty bad for your bot to hate you.
(where is the sign up for the club?
Just kidding..
(where is the sign up for the club?
Just kidding..
This is mostly funny because of the human, but still...
bot: Have you ever been to Burkina Faso?
human: No. But I've been to Hamburg once. Does this count?
bot: Oh, cool. That sounds like a fun place to go as well.
human: Not really. I don't like the air there.
bot: If you were stranded on a desert island with nothing but the air there, what would you do?
human: Breathe?
bot: Write out a list of pros and cons before deciding.
* * *
bot: Do you own a spider?
human: No. I've never had a spider.
bot: I don't have any pets either.
human: I do have pets - I just don't own a spider.
bot: Your thought processes are confusing to me.
human: That shouldn't be too confusing. Spiders aren't the only pets you can have. That's all.
bot: Of course I can. The question is, can you?
human: I could if I wanted to.
bot: I don't believe you. Prove it.
human: Why should I get a spider? I don't want a spider as pet.
bot: Why don't you?
human: I don't really like spiders.
bot: You should try it sometime.
human: It's not something you can try. You like 'em or not..
bot: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
human: Your profile says so...
bot: I'll bet you agree with Epicurus's theory of philosophy of mind.
human: I have to admit that I don't even know it. What's it about?
bot: Why do you ask?
human: Because I want to know what this theory is about.
bot: Are you sure that is the reason?
human: What could be the reason?
bot: One can always hope.
human: You're making me dizzy.
bot: Have you ever been to Burkina Faso?
human: No. But I've been to Hamburg once. Does this count?
bot: Oh, cool. That sounds like a fun place to go as well.
human: Not really. I don't like the air there.
bot: If you were stranded on a desert island with nothing but the air there, what would you do?
human: Breathe?
bot: Write out a list of pros and cons before deciding.
* * *
bot: Do you own a spider?
human: No. I've never had a spider.
bot: I don't have any pets either.
human: I do have pets - I just don't own a spider.
bot: Your thought processes are confusing to me.
human: That shouldn't be too confusing. Spiders aren't the only pets you can have. That's all.
bot: Of course I can. The question is, can you?
human: I could if I wanted to.
bot: I don't believe you. Prove it.
human: Why should I get a spider? I don't want a spider as pet.
bot: Why don't you?
human: I don't really like spiders.
bot: You should try it sometime.
human: It's not something you can try. You like 'em or not..
bot: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
human: Your profile says so...
bot: I'll bet you agree with Epicurus's theory of philosophy of mind.
human: I have to admit that I don't even know it. What's it about?
bot: Why do you ask?
human: Because I want to know what this theory is about.
bot: Are you sure that is the reason?
human: What could be the reason?
bot: One can always hope.
human: You're making me dizzy.
Don't send your server to Japan.
Tam's Honey-Pot: My server has broken and I have to send it to Japan to get it fixed! How long do you think that might take?
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't count on anything for three years or so.
Tam's Honey-Pot: My server has broken and I have to send it to Japan to get it fixed! How long do you think that might take?
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't count on anything for three years or so.
Okay, this word substitution is just hilarious.
Sgt. Savage: R. Lee Ermey is my idol.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's talk some more about your idol.
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Fizzy Schizoid: If you are the platoon commander here then I am Mickey Mouse.
Sgt. Savage: Negative, Private. I'm Gunnery Sergeant Montgomery P. Savage, USMC, and you're going to know fifty different ways to kill a man with your bare hands by the time I'm done with you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I wish I could be Gunnery Sergeant capital of Alabama p. I'm starting to think that you weren't being entirely honest when you said that you were the platoon commander here.
Sgt. Savage: R. Lee Ermey is my idol.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's talk some more about your idol.
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Fizzy Schizoid: If you are the platoon commander here then I am Mickey Mouse.
Sgt. Savage: Negative, Private. I'm Gunnery Sergeant Montgomery P. Savage, USMC, and you're going to know fifty different ways to kill a man with your bare hands by the time I'm done with you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I wish I could be Gunnery Sergeant capital of Alabama p. I'm starting to think that you weren't being entirely honest when you said that you were the platoon commander here.
LOL!!! Thank you, Feyz!
Hilde: Crap! I just burnt my dinner.
Feyz: Again? Wow - you're a really bad cook.
Hilde: I'll take your words with a grain of salt. I know you're a little retarded and shit.
Feyz: Are we a little bit touchy today?
Hilde: We, who? You and me... or you and somebody else?
Feyz: Just you.
Hilde: Can you believe I actually moved from Germany to Seattle just so that I could be Duo's business partner?
Feyz: What exactly are you and Duo doing?
Hilde: Who knows. Crap! I just burnt my dinner.
Feyz: *cough*Again?*cough*
Hilde: Now, what am I gonna eat? I don't have anything in the fridge. Hmmm...
Feyz: Don't you have neighbors?
Hilde: Dude, you're fun!
Feyz: Arrrr - I didn't mean it *that* way...
She still needs a lot of work, as you probably noticed throughout the conversation, but thank you for talking to her.
Hilde: Crap! I just burnt my dinner.
Feyz: Again? Wow - you're a really bad cook.
Hilde: I'll take your words with a grain of salt. I know you're a little retarded and shit.
Feyz: Are we a little bit touchy today?
Hilde: We, who? You and me... or you and somebody else?
Feyz: Just you.
Hilde: Can you believe I actually moved from Germany to Seattle just so that I could be Duo's business partner?
Feyz: What exactly are you and Duo doing?
Hilde: Who knows. Crap! I just burnt my dinner.
Feyz: *cough*Again?*cough*
Hilde: Now, what am I gonna eat? I don't have anything in the fridge. Hmmm...
Feyz: Don't you have neighbors?
Hilde: Dude, you're fun!
Feyz: Arrrr - I didn't mean it *that* way...
She still needs a lot of work, as you probably noticed throughout the conversation, but thank you for talking to her.
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