Great Quotes

Critical Bill: Hast thou read any good books lately?
Not I: A lilac satisfieth me more than the tyranny of books.

Not I: Brighter than bright! What doth be empty can ne'er be exhausted.
Critical Bill: I'm not paranoid or anything, but wherefore did thou say that?
Not I: Be both paranoid or anything and not paranoid or anything. Dost not consciously seek enlightenment.
Critical Bill: The first one.
Not I: The first doth be always the best remembered.
Critical Bill: The other day, I was out on the water in the family boat and I saw dolphins.
Not I: Water, being true to water, doth be true to Tao.
Critical Bill: Sprechen sie Deutsch?
Not I: For what purpose?

That will cost a bunch

Psyche: I know you. You have Honda, right?
Roy Batty: Couldn't fix it out here anyway. And we need to reroute a couple of these ducts. Can't really fix them without a whole drydock...

Painful

Borg Collective: We just injected thy pectorals with nanoprobeth.
Eric Badu-Badu: Say yeee. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

Tam's Honey-Pot: Why do we have to talk about you all the time? Next you'll be telling me that you're dying of aneurysm and you need my brain to survive!
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a brain like yours at Walmart?

doulos: Well sorry to run so quick , but Im sleepy.
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem a little tired. Do you need to lie down a while?
doulos: Yes for about 6 hours.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
doulos: zzzzzz
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice joggers! You look just like Sylvester Stallone.
doulos: zzzzzzzzzz
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Treyc?
doulos: *snort*
Julie Tinkerbell: 'snort!' to you, too!
doulos: lol.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't get jokes.
doulos: bye julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: See ya!

Surreal but coherent...

Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Tam's Honey-Pot: Just take some aspirin and leave me alone.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't do that, Dave.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Well, I didn't want to say anything but... you're right about that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I represent that remark!
Tam's Honey-Pot: I heard the same thing form another person when I was in Spain. Have you ever been there?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's sissy stuff.

I think someone was trying to test the flash facial expressions... *g*

Guest148: can you look happy?
Duo Maxwell: Of course I can look happy.
Guest148: do so
Duo Maxwell: What do I get in exchange?
Guest148: i'll laugh out loud
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Guest148: ok
Duo Maxwell: Do you have any hobbies?
Guest148: laugh!
Duo Maxwell: Heee, heee....
Guest148: look sad
Duo Maxwell: What are some of the things that make you sad?
Guest148: sad!

Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, what do you think?
Sonora: Mostly, I think 'assassin bug at one o'clock!'.. *sings* The assassin bugs go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
Julie Tinkerbell: I never thought of it that way, but you might be right.
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Julie Tinkerbell: How has having your own influenced your life?
Sonora: I'll sell ya my own for the right price!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a threat or a promise?
Sonora: I choose door number five!

Innuendo content

Psyche: Come again...?
Roy Batty: No. You won't like it and I'll be fluffy.

The Dane: You hear this fellow in the cellarage,--consent to swear.
Human: Can I swear on a stalk of cellary?
The Dane: Propose the oath. Marry, well said.
Human: I, square bracket, Your Name Here, square bracket, do solemnly swear on this stalk of celery, to do whatever it is that I am supposed to be swearing to do.


The Dane: Would you the trifling of my favor?
Human: Um, I'm not sure what you mean by that. What do you sound like on Shakespeare Day, anyway?
The Dane: Dost thou come here to whine?
Human: Oh, it is Shakespearean Day. Hmm, I wonder if you sound different.

Mostly the Dane sounds the same on Shakespearean Day. He's got a few phrases that get changed, but mostly no one notices.