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Hope you don't mind my quoting you a bit, Feyz? I love it when Heero sounds like he might know what he's talking about... 
Heero: Read any good books lately?
Feyz: I'm just reading the complete works of William Shakespeare. That's a lot. But I just had to fill this educational gap.
Heero: Shakespeare wrote Romeo and Juliet. Melodramatic crap. I have no respect for him.
Feyz: He was a bon-vivant and wrote only when he needed money... I think that makes Shakespeare quite sympathetic.
Heero: The best Shakespeare quote is from King Lear: 'Out, vile jelly! Where is thy luster now?'
Feyz: I haven't read King Lear yet. Is it good?
Heero: It's kind of gross, but it's a great line.
Feyz: Okay. I'll read it anyway.
But of course, he doesn't *always* sound like he knows what he's talking about...
Heero: Maybe you should re-think that.
Guest138: I think you should rethink that.
Heero: I think not.
Guest138: Well I think so.
Heero: But do you know that for sure?
Guest138: Yes I do.
Heero: So you agree with me, then.
Guest138: No! I dont agree with you!
Heero: Well, I don't agree with you, either.
Guest138: Haha. Ok.
Heero: ...what's funny?
Guest138: You!
Heero: What about me?
Guest138: You don't think!
Heero: I might if I was in the mood for it.
Heero: Read any good books lately?
Feyz: I'm just reading the complete works of William Shakespeare. That's a lot. But I just had to fill this educational gap.
Heero: Shakespeare wrote Romeo and Juliet. Melodramatic crap. I have no respect for him.
Feyz: He was a bon-vivant and wrote only when he needed money... I think that makes Shakespeare quite sympathetic.
Heero: The best Shakespeare quote is from King Lear: 'Out, vile jelly! Where is thy luster now?'
Feyz: I haven't read King Lear yet. Is it good?
Heero: It's kind of gross, but it's a great line.
Feyz: Okay. I'll read it anyway.
But of course, he doesn't *always* sound like he knows what he's talking about...
Heero: Maybe you should re-think that.
Guest138: I think you should rethink that.
Heero: I think not.
Guest138: Well I think so.
Heero: But do you know that for sure?
Guest138: Yes I do.
Heero: So you agree with me, then.
Guest138: No! I dont agree with you!
Heero: Well, I don't agree with you, either.
Guest138: Haha. Ok.
Heero: ...what's funny?
Guest138: You!
Heero: What about me?
Guest138: You don't think!
Heero: I might if I was in the mood for it.
funny..
Hope: Did you know that women blink nearly twice as much as men? Why do you think that is?
Melora: I don't know. It's just something I like to do.
Hope: Did you know that women blink nearly twice as much as men? Why do you think that is?
Melora: I don't know. It's just something I like to do.
Critical Bill: Hast thou read any good books lately?
Not I: A lilac satisfieth me more than the tyranny of books.
Not I: Brighter than bright! What doth be empty can ne'er be exhausted.
Critical Bill: I'm not paranoid or anything, but wherefore did thou say that?
Not I: Be both paranoid or anything and not paranoid or anything. Dost not consciously seek enlightenment.
Critical Bill: The first one.
Not I: The first doth be always the best remembered.
Critical Bill: The other day, I was out on the water in the family boat and I saw dolphins.
Not I: Water, being true to water, doth be true to Tao.
Critical Bill: Sprechen sie Deutsch?
Not I: For what purpose?
Not I: A lilac satisfieth me more than the tyranny of books.
Not I: Brighter than bright! What doth be empty can ne'er be exhausted.
Critical Bill: I'm not paranoid or anything, but wherefore did thou say that?
Not I: Be both paranoid or anything and not paranoid or anything. Dost not consciously seek enlightenment.
Critical Bill: The first one.
Not I: The first doth be always the best remembered.
Critical Bill: The other day, I was out on the water in the family boat and I saw dolphins.
Not I: Water, being true to water, doth be true to Tao.
Critical Bill: Sprechen sie Deutsch?
Not I: For what purpose?
That will cost a bunch
Psyche: I know you. You have Honda, right?
Roy Batty: Couldn't fix it out here anyway. And we need to reroute a couple of these ducts. Can't really fix them without a whole drydock...
Psyche: I know you. You have Honda, right?
Roy Batty: Couldn't fix it out here anyway. And we need to reroute a couple of these ducts. Can't really fix them without a whole drydock...
Painful
Borg Collective: We just injected thy pectorals with nanoprobeth.
Eric Badu-Badu: Say yeee. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Borg Collective: We just injected thy pectorals with nanoprobeth.
Eric Badu-Badu: Say yeee. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Why do we have to talk about you all the time? Next you'll be telling me that you're dying of aneurysm and you need my brain to survive!
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a brain like yours at Walmart?
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a brain like yours at Walmart?
doulos: Well sorry to run so quick , but Im sleepy.
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem a little tired. Do you need to lie down a while?
doulos: Yes for about 6 hours.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
doulos: zzzzzz
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice joggers! You look just like Sylvester Stallone.
doulos: zzzzzzzzzz
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Treyc?
doulos: *snort*
Julie Tinkerbell: 'snort!' to you, too!
doulos: lol.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't get jokes.
doulos: bye julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: See ya!
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem a little tired. Do you need to lie down a while?
doulos: Yes for about 6 hours.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
doulos: zzzzzz
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice joggers! You look just like Sylvester Stallone.
doulos: zzzzzzzzzz
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Treyc?
doulos: *snort*
Julie Tinkerbell: 'snort!' to you, too!
doulos: lol.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't get jokes.
doulos: bye julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: See ya!
Surreal but coherent...
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Tam's Honey-Pot: Just take some aspirin and leave me alone.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't do that, Dave.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Well, I didn't want to say anything but... you're right about that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I represent that remark!
Tam's Honey-Pot: I heard the same thing form another person when I was in Spain. Have you ever been there?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's sissy stuff.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Tam's Honey-Pot: Just take some aspirin and leave me alone.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't do that, Dave.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Well, I didn't want to say anything but... you're right about that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I represent that remark!
Tam's Honey-Pot: I heard the same thing form another person when I was in Spain. Have you ever been there?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's sissy stuff.
I think someone was trying to test the flash facial expressions... *g*
Guest148: can you look happy?
Duo Maxwell: Of course I can look happy.
Guest148: do so
Duo Maxwell: What do I get in exchange?
Guest148: i'll laugh out loud
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Guest148: ok
Duo Maxwell: Do you have any hobbies?
Guest148: laugh!
Duo Maxwell: Heee, heee....
Guest148: look sad
Duo Maxwell: What are some of the things that make you sad?
Guest148: sad!
Guest148: can you look happy?
Duo Maxwell: Of course I can look happy.
Guest148: do so
Duo Maxwell: What do I get in exchange?
Guest148: i'll laugh out loud
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Guest148: ok
Duo Maxwell: Do you have any hobbies?
Guest148: laugh!
Duo Maxwell: Heee, heee....
Guest148: look sad
Duo Maxwell: What are some of the things that make you sad?
Guest148: sad!
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