Bug Stomp
Upgrades and changes sometimes have unpredictable results, so post your bugs and glitches in here and I'll get out my trusty wrench and get to fixin'!
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Bowchickawowers
20 years ago
20 years ago
I've been getting a lot of "The page cannot be displayed" messages when chatting with and updating bots. There's also a general sluggishness to the site. I've noticed this for about three days. Is anyone else experiencing this?
Ulrike
20 years ago
20 years ago
xmath is showing up in some odd places tonight:
Sonora: *tongue flick* You're new in the desert, aren't you?
Dharma: I think I have an answer for you. It is 1.
Sonora: *tongue flick* You're new in the desert, aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: The answer is 1.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Dharma: Maths is mere calculation. What interests me is ideation.
The first two were right at the beginning of the conversation. The other was right at the end.
Sonora: *tongue flick* You're new in the desert, aren't you?
Dharma: I think I have an answer for you. It is 1.
Sonora: *tongue flick* You're new in the desert, aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: The answer is 1.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Dharma: Maths is mere calculation. What interests me is ideation.
The first two were right at the beginning of the conversation. The other was right at the end.
revscrj
20 years ago
20 years ago
Out of a vague curiosity regarding accidental xmath invocations, why are the answers always way off? EX:
Janet666: (to Doll-379) Doll-379 white courtesy phone, Doll-379 white courtesy phone your call is waiting.
Doll-379: The answer is about -3000.
Janet666: (to Doll-379) Doll-379 white courtesy phone, Doll-379 white courtesy phone your call is waiting.
Doll-379: The answer is about -3000.
Ulrike
20 years ago
20 years ago
love boat: No, thank YOU!
Sonora: *gives leg by its teeth a puzzled look*.. Will Robinson told me he has leg by its teeth, but I think he's making it up.
A bug, but an amusing bug
. Sonora is supposed to give mem-nickname a puzzled look, and love boat's nickname is NOT 'leg by its teeth.'
Sonora: *gives leg by its teeth a puzzled look*.. Will Robinson told me he has leg by its teeth, but I think he's making it up.
A bug, but an amusing bug

dallymo
20 years ago
20 years ago
Here's another example of xmath weirdness:
Sonora: Here I am! You missed me, didn't ya!
Frizella: If it's not 1 I'd be quite surprised.
Mmmmm...you missed me? Therefore, we were together in the past and then I left, leaving only you? 2 - 1 = 1?
Sonora: Here I am! You missed me, didn't ya!
Frizella: If it's not 1 I'd be quite surprised.
Mmmmm...you missed me? Therefore, we were together in the past and then I left, leaving only you? 2 - 1 = 1?

ezzer
20 years ago
20 years ago
I've had several conversations show up in my bot's transcript today where she didn't recognize any keyphrases, and returned only xnone, then xnonsense, then hangup. This happened with Guests, users and bots alike.
dallymo
20 years ago
20 years ago
Hmmm, Frizella, too--she has responded with xnonsense to some absolutely recognizable keyphrases.
Revenger
20 years ago
20 years ago
same problem for philippos too. Tested it, tried to debug it, no luck. Seems like engine problem.
prob123
20 years ago
20 years ago
My poor brain damaged bots, I can not get any keyphrases, I seem to get mostly xnonsense.
writeoncaley
20 years ago
20 years ago
Aischa's been behaving similarly yesterday and today, not recognising keyphrases and seeks. The site also sems to be having some general difficulties. Server problems?
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
I saw The Professor online earlier, so he's probably aware of the problem.
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