Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I may. So far most of the updates seem to have been conversational, though. I don't wind up talking about Shakespeare very much, these days, much to my frustration.

Awww...I'll talk about shakespeare with you.

I say, it's not fun being the only chap online here. Every bot from here to Moscow wants to talk to me...

I am the new crew here and would let you know that I am nice when I want to be but if you get me mad watch out because you will get burned.

hehe lol

The new crew, eh, Lonnie? How many are you? Or are you a one man crew?

*Finally regains consiousness from the 4 day drinking spree he had* Oh my God. *He then realizes the quotes are now at 5028* I missed the quote number turnover. Was there a party? Did I get laid?

*blinks* Ooh we missed the 5000 by.. *does some mental math* 13 millon posts??? Ack!

Damn the Rum!!!

*she strolls back in the bar* Just back from a mission in India, guys. What's been going on?

Not much, Immy 500.

Things have been kinda of quite lately it seems. What happened to all the action and adventure and stuff??