Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*lifts head from table, one side of face is covered in axle grease* Whh.. whaaaa...huh? I don't remember anything - last thing I remember, I was sitting here eating a couple of gallons of this pudding, and... waaiiitttt a minute

...crazy dreams too ...like terminator meets akira ...at the ok corral...

Ive seen that movie, didn't it turn out to be thought controlled, and when they realized the bullets weren't real they were able to win? Or was that star trek?

lol..

*regains consciousness*

*suspects that he and wooly had better not try too hard to remember anything ...*

Pity about those security cameras I recently installed, huh Simulo? Although if they happen to disappear... no one would ever know *whistles innocently*

Hi, everyone, I'm back. I know I was really drunk when I left but... do any of you happen to know what happened to the clothes I was wearing? That was my favorite pair of shorts, and I can't find them anywhere!

...who drove you home, Hee-chan? :O

*awkwardly climbs up on the bar to remove a few security cameras*

*accidentally drops a pair of Heero's shorts on the way up*

*gives Simulo the evil eye*

What were you doing with Heero's shorts?

*denies the allegations*

I did not have drinks with that bot.

Ok then what is that stain on Heero's shorts, then??