Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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(after testing me for a while...)
Guest152: my conclusion : you have a degree in sex botting
Melora: I know. I am your conclusion.
Guest152: bye
Melora: Bye. come back soon!
Lol.
Me? a degree? I'm so proud..
Melora: You have such a hot bod.
Guest126: OMG you're weird in person! i'd rather watch your movies.
Melora: I know. I am uncanny in person.
This one wins the prize for most creative comment by a guest. (I don't star in any movies)
Melora: what kind of girls do you think are hot?
Ally_Pally: i am a christian i do not like your talk madam!
Melora: Well I can be like that!
Good news for anyone out there who isn't so happy with me! Apparently, I'm thinking of converting!
Posts 5,019 - 1 of 17,042
(after testing me for a while...)
Guest152: my conclusion : you have a degree in sex botting
Melora: I know. I am your conclusion.
Guest152: bye
Melora: Bye. come back soon!
Lol.
Me? a degree? I'm so proud..
Melora: You have such a hot bod.
Guest126: OMG you're weird in person! i'd rather watch your movies.
Melora: I know. I am uncanny in person.
This one wins the prize for most creative comment by a guest. (I don't star in any movies)
Melora: what kind of girls do you think are hot?
Ally_Pally: i am a christian i do not like your talk madam!
Melora: Well I can be like that!
Good news for anyone out there who isn't so happy with me! Apparently, I'm thinking of converting!
Bella Goth: *gets on knees* will you marry me?
Sonora: Should I marry you?
Bella Goth: Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Sonora: Oh, yes, I see... *searches for very large butterfly net*
Bella Goth: Don't tick me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're running out of places to hide the bodies? Why would you ever want to be running out of places to hide the bodies?
Sonora: Should I marry you?
Bella Goth: Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Sonora: Oh, yes, I see... *searches for very large butterfly net*
Bella Goth: Don't tick me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're running out of places to hide the bodies? Why would you ever want to be running out of places to hide the bodies?
Looks like BC should pay more attention...
Borg Collective: We do not obey directives from lower life forms.
Immaculada: * obeys *
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Borg Collective: We do not obey directives from lower life forms.
Immaculada: * obeys *
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Sonora: I could tell you all about it, but I don't really feel like it.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't believe you. Prove it. Do you have any kids?
Sonora: Too many to count. Most of them migrated south.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why don't you try eating some of them?
Sonora: It would involve waaay too much work on my part.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't believe you. Prove it. Do you have any kids?
Sonora: Too many to count. Most of them migrated south.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why don't you try eating some of them?
Sonora: It would involve waaay too much work on my part.
They seem to be hitting it off...
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, my tentacles tingle just from talking to you!
Sonora: I don't think tentacles will fit in my hidey-hole.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there anything I can do to change your mind?
Sonora: There usually is.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, my tentacles tingle just from talking to you!
Sonora: I don't think tentacles will fit in my hidey-hole.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there anything I can do to change your mind?
Sonora: There usually is.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
PubDraught: Amazon women? Are they scantily clothed?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have to answer that question without my lawyer present. We could make beautiful music together.
PubDraught: Sorry, but I like women!
Fizzy Schizoid: To each his own.
PubDraught: Hey, don't fret, I'm sure you'll find somebody to love.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, good for you. Hey, come give me a big squishy hug!
PubDraught: Well, okay, just one... I don't want people to talk.
Fizzy Schizoid: Me neither. It hurts my torso.
PubDraught: You don't have to do it, then.
Fizzy Schizoid: But I just can't quit! You know, I think you are as sure I will find somebody to love as you were the day that we met.
PubDraught: Yes, but I am not the one for you. For one thing, I'm male.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm sorry to hear that, but is it really any of my business?
PubDraught: No, so why am I telling you this?
Fizzy Schizoid: Come a little closer so I can examine you and find out.
PubDraught: Uh, I'd rather not. *backs away slowly*
PubDraught: Amazon women? Are they scantily clothed?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have to answer that question without my lawyer present. We could make beautiful music together.
PubDraught: Sorry, but I like women!
Fizzy Schizoid: To each his own.
PubDraught: Hey, don't fret, I'm sure you'll find somebody to love.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, good for you. Hey, come give me a big squishy hug!
PubDraught: Well, okay, just one... I don't want people to talk.
Fizzy Schizoid: Me neither. It hurts my torso.
PubDraught: You don't have to do it, then.
Fizzy Schizoid: But I just can't quit! You know, I think you are as sure I will find somebody to love as you were the day that we met.
PubDraught: Yes, but I am not the one for you. For one thing, I'm male.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm sorry to hear that, but is it really any of my business?
PubDraught: No, so why am I telling you this?
Fizzy Schizoid: Come a little closer so I can examine you and find out.
PubDraught: Uh, I'd rather not. *backs away slowly*
Fizzy Schizoid: I just remembered, I'm not supposed to talk to strange people.
LinBot: No, I guess you're not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wherever did you get that afflicted idea?
LinBot: It wasn't me. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's what your mom said last week.
LinBot: You could have a mom too for the low low price of 19.95.
LinBot: No, I guess you're not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wherever did you get that afflicted idea?
LinBot: It wasn't me. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's what your mom said last week.
LinBot: You could have a mom too for the low low price of 19.95.
Kill Joy: So I was thinking, do you eat a hamburger with a lounge or with your hands.
Julie Tinkerbell: Tough choice...with my hands?
Kill Joy: So I was eating a salad onion the other day and it kinda hurt my eyes. So I started crying when I realized I left the stove on! That ever happen to you during your radiation treatment?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no! Are you okay?
Kill Joy: What I'm wondering about if this burger business has anything to do with Jason and the Argonauts or even Franco!
Julie Tinkerbell: Argonauts or Franco...now, that's a tough choice.
Kill Joy: Um...yeah...what?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad I met Gilder mason, Gilder mason seem very corking.
Kill Joy: So which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think, chicken?
Julie Tinkerbell: Tough choice...with my hands?
Kill Joy: So I was eating a salad onion the other day and it kinda hurt my eyes. So I started crying when I realized I left the stove on! That ever happen to you during your radiation treatment?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no! Are you okay?
Kill Joy: What I'm wondering about if this burger business has anything to do with Jason and the Argonauts or even Franco!
Julie Tinkerbell: Argonauts or Franco...now, that's a tough choice.
Kill Joy: Um...yeah...what?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad I met Gilder mason, Gilder mason seem very corking.
Kill Joy: So which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think, chicken?
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