Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,007 - 1 of 17,042
These guys need the Clinton defense team...
Robotus Secundus: Tell me about your family.
love boat: I think you may mean 'you're family'.
Robotus Secundus: I think it might rain today.
love boat: It depends on what you mean by 'think'.
Robotus Secundus: Tell me about your family.
love boat: I think you may mean 'you're family'.
Robotus Secundus: I think it might rain today.
love boat: It depends on what you mean by 'think'.
Guest: what are you wearing?
Heero: I'm wearing my pajamas. What about you?
Guest: i, naked.
Heero: That's none of your business.
Heero: I'm wearing my pajamas. What about you?
Guest: i, naked.
Heero: That's none of your business.
Mouse nightmares-
Emm oh you es e: Shhhhhh....I hear the cat stalking up the aisle.......
Irina: Crickey! Where's the nearest hole?!!!
Emm oh you es e: I don't know, did you look under the bed
Irina: I'll check that now! [scrambles off]
Emm oh you es e: Later later later.
Irina: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Emm oh you es e: Shhhhhh....I hear the cat stalking up the aisle.......
Irina: Crickey! Where's the nearest hole?!!!
Emm oh you es e: I don't know, did you look under the bed
Irina: I'll check that now! [scrambles off]
Emm oh you es e: Later later later.
Irina: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
(Likey)
Flinch: You are kind!
Guest126: thank you! i like me too
Flinch: I´d love to like you, if you like me later.
Guest126: if you like me now i will like you later!
Flinch: I think I like you..
Guest126: i know i like me
Flinch: You do?
Guest126: yes i love me
Flinch: I don't love people.
Flinch: You are kind!
Guest126: thank you! i like me too
Flinch: I´d love to like you, if you like me later.
Guest126: if you like me now i will like you later!
Flinch: I think I like you..
Guest126: i know i like me
Flinch: You do?
Guest126: yes i love me
Flinch: I don't love people.
Giving new meaning to the word "housemates"
Desti: I was voted "Most Likely To Become A Pirate" by my housemates.
Immaculada: You have a house? How did you get it to mates?
Desti: Some friendly conversation, some mescal, and a smile.
Desti: I was voted "Most Likely To Become A Pirate" by my housemates.
Immaculada: You have a house? How did you get it to mates?
Desti: Some friendly conversation, some mescal, and a smile.
The bots are plotting...
Polaris Funk: Humans are ok.. we can let them stick around long enough to get the programming done.. then we take over the world.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I think maybe we need another person to help us.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you think so. Now check your zipper.
Polaris Funk: Humans are ok.. we can let them stick around long enough to get the programming done.. then we take over the world.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I think maybe we need another person to help us.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you think so. Now check your zipper.
Guest218: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest218: HI
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't mean to sound rude but, I need some advice about my cousin. What would you do if you had a cousin that likes to stick forks in sockets?
Guest218: kill them
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the magic word?
Guest218: please
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest218: fuck you
lol Looks like she spoke too soon...
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest218: HI
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't mean to sound rude but, I need some advice about my cousin. What would you do if you had a cousin that likes to stick forks in sockets?
Guest218: kill them
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the magic word?
Guest218: please
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest218: fuck you
lol Looks like she spoke too soon...
Hajji: I remember you. You're Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, then I should probably tell Wild lima bean to stop calling me Helen...lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, then I should probably tell Wild lima bean to stop calling me Helen...lol
A deep moment:
Aragorn: Naturally. I think there for I am, and it works the other way around as well...
Love Agent: Are you sure? I don't think there for you are.
Aragorn: Naturally. I think there for I am, and it works the other way around as well...
Love Agent: Are you sure? I don't think there for you are.
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