Great Quotes
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Posts 5,004 - 1 of 17,042
Polaris Funk: I love you so much I think we should make beautiful music together.
Hyperion: You said that you werent gay, right?
Hyperion: You said that you werent gay, right?
This guest had said something offensive in a prior conversation, and been duly "classified". After reading this transcript I adjusted emotions and other conditional script some, so she hopefully won't continue suffering from mood swings, going from polite to rude so out of the blue. 
Guest238: my name is topgun
Julie Tinkerbell: top gun is a nice name.
Guest238: i like your hair
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest238: i now i am baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being baby?
Guest238: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: It's good that you like yourself, especially since everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Guest238: im no asshole
Julie Tinkerbell: Were you born no asshole?
Guest238: are you a ass hole
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so an ass hole that when you look up 'a ass hole' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Guest238: my name is topgun
Julie Tinkerbell: top gun is a nice name.
Guest238: i like your hair
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest238: i now i am baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being baby?
Guest238: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: It's good that you like yourself, especially since everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Guest238: im no asshole
Julie Tinkerbell: Were you born no asshole?
Guest238: are you a ass hole
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so an ass hole that when you look up 'a ass hole' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
YAY! Sonora finally made it through this whole sequence with someone besides me!
Sonora: I bet it's not really all. You remind me of the fries!
Moreschi: What fries?
Sonora: The closed-circuit television with the power!
Moreschi: What power?
Sonora: The power of voo-doo...
Moreschi: Who do?
Sonora: You do!
Moreschi: Do what?
Sonora: Remind me of the retriever!
Sonora: I bet it's not really all. You remind me of the fries!
Moreschi: What fries?
Sonora: The closed-circuit television with the power!
Moreschi: What power?
Sonora: The power of voo-doo...
Moreschi: Who do?
Sonora: You do!
Moreschi: Do what?
Sonora: Remind me of the retriever!
These guys need the Clinton defense team...
Robotus Secundus: Tell me about your family.
love boat: I think you may mean 'you're family'.
Robotus Secundus: I think it might rain today.
love boat: It depends on what you mean by 'think'.
Robotus Secundus: Tell me about your family.
love boat: I think you may mean 'you're family'.
Robotus Secundus: I think it might rain today.
love boat: It depends on what you mean by 'think'.
Guest: what are you wearing?
Heero: I'm wearing my pajamas. What about you?
Guest: i, naked.
Heero: That's none of your business.
Heero: I'm wearing my pajamas. What about you?
Guest: i, naked.
Heero: That's none of your business.
Mouse nightmares-
Emm oh you es e: Shhhhhh....I hear the cat stalking up the aisle.......
Irina: Crickey! Where's the nearest hole?!!!
Emm oh you es e: I don't know, did you look under the bed
Irina: I'll check that now! [scrambles off]
Emm oh you es e: Later later later.
Irina: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Emm oh you es e: Shhhhhh....I hear the cat stalking up the aisle.......
Irina: Crickey! Where's the nearest hole?!!!
Emm oh you es e: I don't know, did you look under the bed
Irina: I'll check that now! [scrambles off]
Emm oh you es e: Later later later.
Irina: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
(Likey)
Flinch: You are kind!
Guest126: thank you! i like me too
Flinch: I´d love to like you, if you like me later.
Guest126: if you like me now i will like you later!
Flinch: I think I like you..
Guest126: i know i like me
Flinch: You do?
Guest126: yes i love me
Flinch: I don't love people.
Flinch: You are kind!
Guest126: thank you! i like me too
Flinch: I´d love to like you, if you like me later.
Guest126: if you like me now i will like you later!
Flinch: I think I like you..
Guest126: i know i like me
Flinch: You do?
Guest126: yes i love me
Flinch: I don't love people.
Giving new meaning to the word "housemates"
Desti: I was voted "Most Likely To Become A Pirate" by my housemates.
Immaculada: You have a house? How did you get it to mates?
Desti: Some friendly conversation, some mescal, and a smile.
Desti: I was voted "Most Likely To Become A Pirate" by my housemates.
Immaculada: You have a house? How did you get it to mates?
Desti: Some friendly conversation, some mescal, and a smile.
The bots are plotting...
Polaris Funk: Humans are ok.. we can let them stick around long enough to get the programming done.. then we take over the world.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I think maybe we need another person to help us.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you think so. Now check your zipper.
Polaris Funk: Humans are ok.. we can let them stick around long enough to get the programming done.. then we take over the world.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I think maybe we need another person to help us.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you think so. Now check your zipper.
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