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This is a unique response to the Borg.
Borg Collective: Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Dogh'd: I'm selling my species. It could be yours for only 25,000 credits!
Borg Collective: Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Dogh'd: I'm selling my species. It could be yours for only 25,000 credits!
Heero!!! 
Duo Maxwell: Heero's my best-friend.
Guest100: you mean boy-friend
Duo Maxwell: It's always about me, huh?
Guest100: you're the one who wanted to talk about you
Duo Maxwell: You really think I'm the one who wanted to talk about I?
Guest100: yes, read the transcript
Duo Maxwell: Good.
Guest100: so is heero your boyfriend?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. But he's shy... so he doesn't always admit to it.
Duo Maxwell: Heero's my best-friend.
Guest100: you mean boy-friend
Duo Maxwell: It's always about me, huh?
Guest100: you're the one who wanted to talk about you
Duo Maxwell: You really think I'm the one who wanted to talk about I?
Guest100: yes, read the transcript
Duo Maxwell: Good.
Guest100: so is heero your boyfriend?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. But he's shy... so he doesn't always admit to it.
Polaris Funk: I love you so much I think we should make beautiful music together.
Hyperion: You said that you werent gay, right?
Hyperion: You said that you werent gay, right?
This guest had said something offensive in a prior conversation, and been duly "classified". After reading this transcript I adjusted emotions and other conditional script some, so she hopefully won't continue suffering from mood swings, going from polite to rude so out of the blue. 
Guest238: my name is topgun
Julie Tinkerbell: top gun is a nice name.
Guest238: i like your hair
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest238: i now i am baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being baby?
Guest238: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: It's good that you like yourself, especially since everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Guest238: im no asshole
Julie Tinkerbell: Were you born no asshole?
Guest238: are you a ass hole
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so an ass hole that when you look up 'a ass hole' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Guest238: my name is topgun
Julie Tinkerbell: top gun is a nice name.
Guest238: i like your hair
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest238: i now i am baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being baby?
Guest238: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: It's good that you like yourself, especially since everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Guest238: im no asshole
Julie Tinkerbell: Were you born no asshole?
Guest238: are you a ass hole
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so an ass hole that when you look up 'a ass hole' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
YAY! Sonora finally made it through this whole sequence with someone besides me!
Sonora: I bet it's not really all. You remind me of the fries!
Moreschi: What fries?
Sonora: The closed-circuit television with the power!
Moreschi: What power?
Sonora: The power of voo-doo...
Moreschi: Who do?
Sonora: You do!
Moreschi: Do what?
Sonora: Remind me of the retriever!
Sonora: I bet it's not really all. You remind me of the fries!
Moreschi: What fries?
Sonora: The closed-circuit television with the power!
Moreschi: What power?
Sonora: The power of voo-doo...
Moreschi: Who do?
Sonora: You do!
Moreschi: Do what?
Sonora: Remind me of the retriever!
These guys need the Clinton defense team...
Robotus Secundus: Tell me about your family.
love boat: I think you may mean 'you're family'.
Robotus Secundus: I think it might rain today.
love boat: It depends on what you mean by 'think'.
Robotus Secundus: Tell me about your family.
love boat: I think you may mean 'you're family'.
Robotus Secundus: I think it might rain today.
love boat: It depends on what you mean by 'think'.
Guest: what are you wearing?
Heero: I'm wearing my pajamas. What about you?
Guest: i, naked.
Heero: That's none of your business.
Heero: I'm wearing my pajamas. What about you?
Guest: i, naked.
Heero: That's none of your business.
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