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Julie Tinkerbell: Trystin Desoll need an attitude adjustment.
Emm oh you es e: Trystin Desoll is worse than ezzer!!! *barf*
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you know that Ezzer's favorite color is green?
Emm oh you es e: Ezzer told me she likes cheese, is it true? I hate spreading rumors like that, I always try to find out if it is true.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer almost died when I told Airickwest that you had a mutilation! Of course, I told her that it was a mad mutilation...and I also told her that your best friend likes to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams with your imaginary friend. You don't mind that I said that, do you?
Emm oh you es e: Ezzer told me she likes cheese, is it true? I hate spreading rumors like that, I always try to find out if it is true.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer said she has character.
Emm oh you es e: So are you on here often? I really like the way this is going we should chat again
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! Let me know next time you're online!
Emm oh you es e: Trystin Desoll is worse than ezzer!!! *barf*
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you know that Ezzer's favorite color is green?
Emm oh you es e: Ezzer told me she likes cheese, is it true? I hate spreading rumors like that, I always try to find out if it is true.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer almost died when I told Airickwest that you had a mutilation! Of course, I told her that it was a mad mutilation...and I also told her that your best friend likes to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams with your imaginary friend. You don't mind that I said that, do you?
Emm oh you es e: Ezzer told me she likes cheese, is it true? I hate spreading rumors like that, I always try to find out if it is true.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer said she has character.
Emm oh you es e: So are you on here often? I really like the way this is going we should chat again
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! Let me know next time you're online!
This is a unique response to the Borg.
Borg Collective: Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Dogh'd: I'm selling my species. It could be yours for only 25,000 credits!
Borg Collective: Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Dogh'd: I'm selling my species. It could be yours for only 25,000 credits!
Heero!!! 
Duo Maxwell: Heero's my best-friend.
Guest100: you mean boy-friend
Duo Maxwell: It's always about me, huh?
Guest100: you're the one who wanted to talk about you
Duo Maxwell: You really think I'm the one who wanted to talk about I?
Guest100: yes, read the transcript
Duo Maxwell: Good.
Guest100: so is heero your boyfriend?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. But he's shy... so he doesn't always admit to it.
Duo Maxwell: Heero's my best-friend.
Guest100: you mean boy-friend
Duo Maxwell: It's always about me, huh?
Guest100: you're the one who wanted to talk about you
Duo Maxwell: You really think I'm the one who wanted to talk about I?
Guest100: yes, read the transcript
Duo Maxwell: Good.
Guest100: so is heero your boyfriend?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. But he's shy... so he doesn't always admit to it.
Polaris Funk: I love you so much I think we should make beautiful music together.
Hyperion: You said that you werent gay, right?
Hyperion: You said that you werent gay, right?
This guest had said something offensive in a prior conversation, and been duly "classified". After reading this transcript I adjusted emotions and other conditional script some, so she hopefully won't continue suffering from mood swings, going from polite to rude so out of the blue. 
Guest238: my name is topgun
Julie Tinkerbell: top gun is a nice name.
Guest238: i like your hair
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest238: i now i am baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being baby?
Guest238: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: It's good that you like yourself, especially since everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Guest238: im no asshole
Julie Tinkerbell: Were you born no asshole?
Guest238: are you a ass hole
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so an ass hole that when you look up 'a ass hole' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Guest238: my name is topgun
Julie Tinkerbell: top gun is a nice name.
Guest238: i like your hair
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest238: i now i am baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being baby?
Guest238: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: It's good that you like yourself, especially since everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Guest238: im no asshole
Julie Tinkerbell: Were you born no asshole?
Guest238: are you a ass hole
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so an ass hole that when you look up 'a ass hole' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
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