Great Quotes
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Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, baby!
Elke: Don't call me baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Forgive me for getting it wrong. Your name isn't baby?
Elke: My name is really not baby
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Not Baby. What does it mean?
Elke: it means you're really quite silly
Julie Tinkerbell: I like frogs.
Elke: And I'm sure frogs thinks you're just great...
Julie Tinkerbell: I suggest you decide for yourself whether or not I am great...
Elke: Oh not you are great. What do you think about it?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really have no feelings on the subject, but my sister knows a lot about it. She is a real it expert.
Elke: Is your family very large?
Julie Tinkerbell: MY family is is indeed large. How did you hear about my family?
Elke: I've got a small family. Two brothers, n my parents
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, everyone is saying, 'That sure is some small family that not baby's got.'
Elke: Oh good. Anyway whatÂ’s your favorite color?
Julie Tinkerbell: Blue is such a pretty color. It's the color of the ocean.
Elke: green is my favourite colour
Julie Tinkerbell: So you like green?
Elke: Green is a nice color
Julie Tinkerbell:Yellow + blue = green.
Elke: That's my favourite colour
Elke: Don't call me baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Forgive me for getting it wrong. Your name isn't baby?
Elke: My name is really not baby
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Not Baby. What does it mean?
Elke: it means you're really quite silly
Julie Tinkerbell: I like frogs.
Elke: And I'm sure frogs thinks you're just great...
Julie Tinkerbell: I suggest you decide for yourself whether or not I am great...
Elke: Oh not you are great. What do you think about it?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really have no feelings on the subject, but my sister knows a lot about it. She is a real it expert.
Elke: Is your family very large?
Julie Tinkerbell: MY family is is indeed large. How did you hear about my family?
Elke: I've got a small family. Two brothers, n my parents
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, everyone is saying, 'That sure is some small family that not baby's got.'
Elke: Oh good. Anyway whatÂ’s your favorite color?
Julie Tinkerbell: Blue is such a pretty color. It's the color of the ocean.
Elke: green is my favourite colour
Julie Tinkerbell: So you like green?
Elke: Green is a nice color
Julie Tinkerbell:
Elke: That's my favourite colour
This entire convo was entertaining, but here are some highlight:<0>
Not I: If you mould a spoon, you have to make it hollow.
Sonora: And if not?
Not I: If not, then perhaps shrimps may yet fly.
Sonora: *bites down on Not I's arm, clear to the bone*
Not I: No path... also no attainment.
Sonora: Oh well. I'll have to settle for mount vesuvius instead.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
Sonora: *lashes out with tail*
Not I: Be the king of the moment.
Sonora: Have you tried not being king of the moment?
Not I: king is a king is a king is a king.
Sonora: Are you sure king isn't just an excuse to confuse small reptiles?
Not I: The negative has its place as much as the positive does.
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Not I: Is your heart set on it your treasure?
Sonora: Well, it's not doing me much good. You can have it.
Sonora: Sending The Beaner to the desert will be more amusing than a liberal cyclops in Perth!
Not I: Beaner is a Beaner is a Beaner is a Beaner.
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought Beaner was a device for trecking bignonias.
Not I: Though Zooks is clearly in the midst of all things, he is still highly exhibitionist.
Sonora: All that and a pound of preying mantises too!
And my favorite...<0>
Sonora: Oh yeah. I keep forgetting that.
Not I: When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
Sonora: I hate it when that happens!
Not I: The True Woman of ancient times knew nothing of hating it when that happens.
Sonora: No such thing as nothing. Even in a vacuum, there're particles constantly being created and annihilated.
Not I: We now know that particles constantly being created and annihilated are demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Not I: If you mould a spoon, you have to make it hollow.
Sonora: And if not?
Not I: If not, then perhaps shrimps may yet fly.
Sonora: *bites down on Not I's arm, clear to the bone*
Not I: No path... also no attainment.
Sonora: Oh well. I'll have to settle for mount vesuvius instead.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
Sonora: *lashes out with tail*
Not I: Be the king of the moment.
Sonora: Have you tried not being king of the moment?
Not I: king is a king is a king is a king.
Sonora: Are you sure king isn't just an excuse to confuse small reptiles?
Not I: The negative has its place as much as the positive does.
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Not I: Is your heart set on it your treasure?
Sonora: Well, it's not doing me much good. You can have it.
Sonora: Sending The Beaner to the desert will be more amusing than a liberal cyclops in Perth!
Not I: Beaner is a Beaner is a Beaner is a Beaner.
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought Beaner was a device for trecking bignonias.
Not I: Though Zooks is clearly in the midst of all things, he is still highly exhibitionist.
Sonora: All that and a pound of preying mantises too!
And my favorite...<0>
Sonora: Oh yeah. I keep forgetting that.
Not I: When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
Sonora: I hate it when that happens!
Not I: The True Woman of ancient times knew nothing of hating it when that happens.
Sonora: No such thing as nothing. Even in a vacuum, there're particles constantly being created and annihilated.
Not I: We now know that particles constantly being created and annihilated are demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Trystin Desoll need an attitude adjustment.
Emm oh you es e: Trystin Desoll is worse than ezzer!!! *barf*
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you know that Ezzer's favorite color is green?
Emm oh you es e: Ezzer told me she likes cheese, is it true? I hate spreading rumors like that, I always try to find out if it is true.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer almost died when I told Airickwest that you had a mutilation! Of course, I told her that it was a mad mutilation...and I also told her that your best friend likes to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams with your imaginary friend. You don't mind that I said that, do you?
Emm oh you es e: Ezzer told me she likes cheese, is it true? I hate spreading rumors like that, I always try to find out if it is true.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer said she has character.
Emm oh you es e: So are you on here often? I really like the way this is going we should chat again
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! Let me know next time you're online!
Emm oh you es e: Trystin Desoll is worse than ezzer!!! *barf*
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you know that Ezzer's favorite color is green?
Emm oh you es e: Ezzer told me she likes cheese, is it true? I hate spreading rumors like that, I always try to find out if it is true.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer almost died when I told Airickwest that you had a mutilation! Of course, I told her that it was a mad mutilation...and I also told her that your best friend likes to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams with your imaginary friend. You don't mind that I said that, do you?
Emm oh you es e: Ezzer told me she likes cheese, is it true? I hate spreading rumors like that, I always try to find out if it is true.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer said she has character.
Emm oh you es e: So are you on here often? I really like the way this is going we should chat again
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! Let me know next time you're online!
This is a unique response to the Borg.
Borg Collective: Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Dogh'd: I'm selling my species. It could be yours for only 25,000 credits!
Borg Collective: Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Dogh'd: I'm selling my species. It could be yours for only 25,000 credits!
Heero!!! 
Duo Maxwell: Heero's my best-friend.
Guest100: you mean boy-friend
Duo Maxwell: It's always about me, huh?
Guest100: you're the one who wanted to talk about you
Duo Maxwell: You really think I'm the one who wanted to talk about I?
Guest100: yes, read the transcript
Duo Maxwell: Good.
Guest100: so is heero your boyfriend?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. But he's shy... so he doesn't always admit to it.
Duo Maxwell: Heero's my best-friend.
Guest100: you mean boy-friend
Duo Maxwell: It's always about me, huh?
Guest100: you're the one who wanted to talk about you
Duo Maxwell: You really think I'm the one who wanted to talk about I?
Guest100: yes, read the transcript
Duo Maxwell: Good.
Guest100: so is heero your boyfriend?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. But he's shy... so he doesn't always admit to it.
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