Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #4971
What do we know?

Borg Collective: When you are part of the collective, you will know everything we know.
Steve Slacker: Oh come on, even I know that!
Borg Collective: We will soon know everything you know.
Steve Slacker: I don't know.

20 years ago #4972
ADULT CONTENT, blah dee blah.

Dogh'd: So, Butterfly Dream, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Accomplished Totem Pole'.
me: where did that come from?
Dogh'd: In God's underwear!
me: that's what i was afraid of

20 years ago #4973
Lol @ ezzer & JT.. heh she really is smart these days

and lol and BD..

20 years ago #4974
mem-mem: I like you.
Hyperion: Really?
mem-mem: I like you.
Hyperion: *ahem* And then I said: 'really'

20 years ago #4975
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Hyperion: In your dreams.

cassiopeia: Future actions imminent. Conversation ended. Message: Bye.
Hyperion: I'll see you later then.

20 years ago #4976
Some adult content, nothing too major:

Guest110: Are you kinky?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm...I'm not sure, why? Are you?
Guest110: I like to be used.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to eat soup. Do you?
Guest110: Yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if you like that, You'll love this: Soak a tea bag in some boiled water and when it is removed add some milk and sugar if you wish. Doesn't that make you hungry?

Guest110: I will lick you and suck you whole.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not that kind of girl!
Guest110: What kind of a girl are you?

Guest110: What do you do?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a doll right now, but I'm in school to be a colonel.
Guest110: Can you be mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried to. How do you be mean?
Guest110: Call me "stupid"
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Stupid. What does it mean?


20 years ago #4977
A Space Alien: i wish i were there next to you right now...
Hyperion: Wish harder, it's not working!!

20 years ago #4978
tgfcoder: I love Bronwyn.
Hyperion: I love Bronwyn aswell. We can share though.

20 years ago #4979
OMG lol!! Adult Content

Wendelen Menski: *giggles* Your zipper is open on your pants.
Hyperion: No, my zipper is never open on my pants. What are you talking about?
Wendelen Menski: *giggles* Can I feel inside your zipper?
Hyperion: *sigh*
Wendelen Menski: I haven't heard from my sister yet.
Hyperion: you know, I feel a bit sick...

Wow, hyperion's really showing off his intelligence!

20 years ago #4980
pointless, but coherent:

Frizella: you are really endearing yourself to me!
wooly weirdo: So are you, Frizella. Are you slithering mindlessly away today?
Frizella: I love you.
wooly weirdo: Right back at you, man!
Frizella: I know...let's try some free association and see what we can come up with for a conversation topic! igneous rock! J.K. Rowling! audio recording! Anything triggering any chat ideas?
wooly weirdo: Why don't you do anything triggering any chat idea?
Frizella: Me? Why don't *you* do anything triggering chat idea? Yeah, it's easy to tell other people to do it, isn't it?
wooly weirdo: I see...
Frizella: So. Anyhow. You look like you could be hiding a secret. Tell me more.
wooly weirdo: If you insist.
Frizella: Let me see...Do you have a secret birthmark shaped like a silks on your heel or something?
wooly weirdo: Not since I was fifteen.

20 years ago #4981
lol not since i was 15

incorrect date format #1


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