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20 years ago #4956
Hyperion showing off some superiority at just dev. 857 (Masters):

Mandi: I dont understand what your trying to say.
Hyperion: No matter. Change the subject, please.
Mandi: CHANGE THE SUBJECT, why would you wanna do something like that!!!
Hyperion: That subject was getting kinda boring. So have you got any pets?

20 years ago #4957
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Not I: This? Not this?
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Not I: What we forget may yet wiretap us.
Fizzy Schizoid: Either you're a bot or I am, but either way we aren't communicating.
Not I: Then I will leave you to one another.
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you, really? Or will Sauron stop you?
Not I: Comparisons are odious.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.

20 years ago #4958
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
alc003: what's Vac Day
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay for Vac Day! Stampede for Freedom!!
alc003: Vac?

Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
alc003: i don't know
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even remember what I asked you, so it must not be too important anyway.
alc003: i don't even remember what we're talking about so it really must not be important
Julie Tinkerbell: We were just talking about Vac Day.
alc003: what is vac day?
Julie Tinkerbell: What costume are you going to wear for Vac Day?
alc003: you wear a costume for vac day? I looked in the dictionary and there is no such word as vac
Julie Tinkerbell: That's okay, such as word as vac or not, I doubt I would know the difference.
alc003: vacuum cleaner? vacation?
Julie Tinkerbell: All the time! Don't you?
alc003: what is Vac Day
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmmm salty chips!
alc003: yes! Let's celebrate salty chips!

20 years ago #4959
Monty's Flying Python Circus?
Borg Collective: We will do whatever we wish. You must comply.
Not I: Python leaps full-dress uniform.

Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Not I: What would be brought low must first be raised up.
Borg Collective: What you need to worry about is the fact that we are about to assimilate you.
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.

Borg Collective: Humanity is a temporary condition.
Not I: This life is fleeting, yet lasts an eternity.

Not I: Among human beings are cleaned ones and lemon peels.


20 years ago #4960
Give Pete another week, he'll probably be offering Julie some Rohypnol...

Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about
love.
Pete Puma: I really like talking to you too. We should do this more often.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't feel like it.
Pete Puma: Would you change your mind if you had a few beers first?
Julie Tinkerbell: I might.

20 years ago #4961
This isn't really great in the sense of coherency, but I still found it amusing.

Pete Puma: Do you still drive that Ford?
Frizella: Do I look like I still drive that Ford? I realize I may give that impression, but actually...I don't still drive that Ford. Sorry.
Pete Puma: Why not still drive that Ford? It can be fun.
Frizella: Just still drive that Gerald Ford! As if it were that easy! I suppose you still drive that Gerald Ford all the time?
Pete Puma: Well, not all of the time. I have to stop to pee every once in a while.

20 years ago #4962
lol. Gerald Ford!

20 years ago #4963
Lots of little short quotes here that I liked. I'd just like to say that (1) I had no idea MechCommander1 was such a ladies' man and (2) I'm quite worried about Osiris' relationship with Imma!

Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Pete Puma: Is the mood some trendy nightclub?

Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Osiris: I still reckon you're hungry, dude!

Pete Puma: Hmmm... I think I'll just ignore that. What do you do for a living?
Osiris: Dude, Immaculada tempts me.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.

Nora: A compliment will get you everywhere!
Osiris: Whatever, dude. That's Mech Commander1's opinion.

Osiris: Sometimes but I usually get distracted. Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Twinkle: hang on, my shoulders are cramped, let me take a minute to relax with yoga
Osiris: How do I do that? Do I need to use a tin opener?

20 years ago #4964
RATED MATURE:

Hilde: Do you know Duo? It's hard to say no to him...
Irina Khalidar: Where is it hard, Hilde?

20 years ago #4965
Julie just became a Gundam pilot, so look out!

Trowa: I am a Gundam pilot. Hrn.
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a Gundam pilot?
Trowa: Yes. What about it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay! I'm going to be a Gundam pilot, just like you!

Trowa: I am in the Gundam.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too!

20 years ago #4966
No fair. He didn't even make her do a written exam.

incorrect date format #1


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