Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Are you trying to get me drunk?

Heero... you're past that point already.

*from perch on raven, shoots rubber bands at chocolate cake*
Yay! All but two of 'em hit the cake... Er, sorry.
*missed rubber bands bounce among the patrons, somehow gaining kinetic energy instead of losing it*

I'll give you guys s if you ask nicely. Er... drinks. Drinks I swear!!! Alcohol isn't the best topic to be bringing up. LOL *blush* okay... bad Cricon. I should stop doing the 'One for you, two for me' thing.
I can do syrup shots if you want. They'll get you tanked in no time
"Yuy... just do him." It! It!!! I meant 'do IT'!

'Just do it' is already taken!

Now, how about that shot?

Heero, Heero, he's our man,
he can do what no one can!

How's that for a slogan...kind of corny, maybe?

How about Fear o' Heero!

Why not something simple, like "Heero the hero!"
Even better: O here is Heero the hero!

I'm not doin' so good...
How about "Forget ol' Nero, we've got Heero!"
or "Come back, Heero, we've got Beer-o!"

I give up...

Hee-chan's da man!

*pours shot for Duo* Want me to light that on fire for you? Like in the Simpson's? Might make it taste better. Also might make it taste like burning but that's part of the fun!

Personally, I like Heero, the hero.

Cricon, you can light my fire anytime!

Oh... you meant the drink, right? Sure! You can do that too.