Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I can't like your fire! Hair is flammable and I don't want to risk it.
Everyone knows Heero's a hero. I think he's going to kill me for calling him Hee-chan anyway At least I didn't call him He-man this time!

Ooops, I meant LIGHT your fire Stupid typos...

*comes running back in* Whew Im exhausted, Ive been all over looking for you Crion!

Sorry, Luv! Us agent-types are apparently looking after the soldier-types these days

Let me catch my breathe and Ill give you a message...

Wow, I have... a whole *plethora* of slogans! I'm touched, guys. Really *sniffle* really *sniffle*... You guys are the best!

Wow. I really *am* drunk. I'm gonna catch a cab home so I can sleep it off.

LOL at lunar22

*dons cab driver outfit*
At your service, sir!
Where to?

I would like to apologize to the frustrated citizens of this universe of ours for the times I was asked where I was, and I was rude and wouldn't say...Today is the last day that I will know where I am. Tomorrow I will be kidnapped and smuggled across the U.S. Border into Mexico, where a ransom is hoped for. So I will not be able to tell you where I am for a few days until I am able to put into action a plan to fight off my captors and continue my travels.

Home, please.

We'll miss you, Carpediem. If you get kidnapped, just make your captors a steak-and-kidney-and-tank-bot pie. They'll let you go in a hurry.

Julie, I just want you to know that when I read you saying that about "future's so bright," I was ACTUALLY LISTENING to Timbuk3!

(It was "Hairstyles and Attitudes," but hell, it's from the same album! That's some heavy coincidence!)