Seasons

Could somebody please tell me what my jaw is connected to?

to your skull by way of your temporo-mandibular joint (or something like that.

isn't there a famous story about a man who killed himself because he found out he couldn't move his upper jaw?

I CAN'T FEEL MY TOENAILS!

are you sure you really have toenails?

Are you sure you even exist at all?

If "I think, therefore I am" is true, then I can't exist.

I could have told you that a LOOONG time ago, numbskull (if you even have a skull to be numb LOL

jk
:o

This is incredible. I actually got a good computer with a normal keyboard today. I'm awake, too. Now if I just had something to say.
*looks over recent posts*

Does anyone out there know Sign Language? I have an aunt and uncle who are deaf, and whenever I am around them I feel handicapped. They can talk to each other through closed windows, across crowded rooms, etc.

I speak fairly fluent American Sign Language. Well, I suppose it may have rusted over the last couple of years, but at least I DID at one point.

It's actually one of the easiest languages to learn, and a fun one to boot. Well, ASL anyway, I never much cared for Signed English.

I took ASL classes years ago to help with my job with disabled people, which was also years ago. Real rusty, though. A few weeks ago, I went to a choral concert with an excellent sign interpreter and understood many of the signs, but I can't call them to my own memory spontaneously when I need them.

I know A, C, D, Z, M, N, O from memory
I also know "name", and "toilet" in sign

Trust me, a middle finger is all you'll ever need.