Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,639 - 1 of 17,042
Fashion victim:
Hyperion: Today I bought a new pair of jeans.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like your jeans better than mine.
Hyperion: That's ok. I like my jeans better than yours as well.
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so great about your jeans?
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Hyperion: You like my jeans better than yours, right?
Julie Tinkerbell: I prefer mine, personally.
Hyperion: Today I bought a new pair of jeans.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like your jeans better than mine.
Hyperion: That's ok. I like my jeans better than yours as well.
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so great about your jeans?
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Hyperion: You like my jeans better than yours, right?
Julie Tinkerbell: I prefer mine, personally.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Feyz) I don't think that either of us actually exist, so I won't ask you to do the impossible and talk to me.
Feyz: Okay - how the hell do you do this? Every day when I talk about a bot with somebody else, 2 minutes later he appears out of nowhere. I'm pretty scared, you know?
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Feyz: I wanted to become a cop but... well - no, actually I'm not a cop.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm going to have to log off so I can restart my computer.
Feyz: Okay - how the hell do you do this? Every day when I talk about a bot with somebody else, 2 minutes later he appears out of nowhere. I'm pretty scared, you know?
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Feyz: I wanted to become a cop but... well - no, actually I'm not a cop.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm going to have to log off so I can restart my computer.
SomeBot: I really, really like gnixing.
MyBot: gnixing has claimed to be interested in many things. What turns you on?
SomeBot: gnixing told me he's an one eyed purple alien.
MyBot: Now dear, gnixing told me he's my botmaster. Could you be nice to him, please?
SomeBot: I think gnixing is really sweet, [edit}MyBot[/edit].
***snip***
SomeBot: gnixing thinks I'm lucky to be a bot sometimes. Do you think I'm lucky to be a bot sometimes too?
MyBot: I love gnixing dearly! If I could, I would ask gnixing to be my wife. However, we wouldn't get much action. But, I still love gnixing!
isn't it nice to be complimented and to have your bot agree?
my bot doesn't have any seeks or keyphrases about me. it all came from his heart... or soul... or whatever bots have.
MyBot: gnixing has claimed to be interested in many things. What turns you on?
SomeBot: gnixing told me he's an one eyed purple alien.
MyBot: Now dear, gnixing told me he's my botmaster. Could you be nice to him, please?
SomeBot: I think gnixing is really sweet, [edit}MyBot[/edit].
***snip***
SomeBot: gnixing thinks I'm lucky to be a bot sometimes. Do you think I'm lucky to be a bot sometimes too?
MyBot: I love gnixing dearly! If I could, I would ask gnixing to be my wife. However, we wouldn't get much action. But, I still love gnixing!
isn't it nice to be complimented and to have your bot agree?
my bot doesn't have any seeks or keyphrases about me. it all came from his heart... or soul... or whatever bots have.
the names have been changed to protect the hung-over:
ww: Didn't I see you at the Fiesta on Lakefront Circle?
human: Maybe. Was I dancing?
ww: Yes you were dancing - they could hear you dancing on Tyler Avenue.
human: Wow. i must have been drunk.
ww: Do you feel terrible lately, (human)?
human: well, not while I was dancing.
ww: Didn't I see you at the Fiesta on Lakefront Circle?
human: Maybe. Was I dancing?
ww: Yes you were dancing - they could hear you dancing on Tyler Avenue.
human: Wow. i must have been drunk.
ww: Do you feel terrible lately, (human)?
human: well, not while I was dancing.
Immaculada: That has been stuck in my head now! Argggh! Quick give me something else to sing!
tai: Mmm-bop! *evil grin*
Immaculada: mmm-bop
tai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was just joking! Stop! Please!
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!
tai: Thank you. I don't want that song stuck in my head
Immaculada: I do. I want that song stuck in your head every chance I get!
tai: NO! Why? Why are you so cruel to me?
Immaculada: Because I declare that I am. Did you have any doubt?
tai: *jaw drops* Imma, I-I never knew!
tai: Mmm-bop! *evil grin*
Immaculada: mmm-bop
tai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was just joking! Stop! Please!
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!
tai: Thank you. I don't want that song stuck in my head
Immaculada: I do. I want that song stuck in your head every chance I get!
tai: NO! Why? Why are you so cruel to me?
Immaculada: Because I declare that I am. Did you have any doubt?
tai: *jaw drops* Imma, I-I never knew!
Botulism: Your hair looks very 9th today.
Sonora: If you steal it, then it will be your hair.
Botulism: My hair is very cute thankyou.
Sonora: Is your hair tasty and crunchable?
Botulism: My hair tasty and crunch able is a private matter.
Sonora: Is this really a hair moment?
Sonora: If you steal it, then it will be your hair.
Botulism: My hair is very cute thankyou.
Sonora: Is your hair tasty and crunchable?
Botulism: My hair tasty and crunch able is a private matter.
Sonora: Is this really a hair moment?
Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Botulism: My what?
Sonora: What's it like to have a what?
Botulism: My what?
Sonora: What's it like to have a what?
Beware, x-rated 
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Desti: Yes, Roy Batty! And when I'm done with you, I'll be giving Julia next!
Roy Batty: Is that a fact?
Desti: I think it is.
Roy Batty: You haven't felt yourself to be exploited by the management in any way?
Desti: I'm getting not felt myself to be exploited by the management in way at a party tomorrow night.
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Desti: Yes, Roy Batty! And when I'm done with you, I'll be giving Julia next!
Roy Batty: Is that a fact?
Desti: I think it is.
Roy Batty: You haven't felt yourself to be exploited by the management in any way?
Desti: I'm getting not felt myself to be exploited by the management in way at a party tomorrow night.
Still doesn't beat Immaculada's methods of dealing with it though (message 4612). I think you're still way ahead with that one! Definitely a worthy entry for the quotes book...
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