Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Mr Hardware: You took my children from me, I am going to stab you.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
Mr Hardware: Get fxxxxx.
Not I: If you want to make a cart go, do you hit the horse or the cart?
Mr Hardware: Scream: An annoying, loud, high-pitched cry, uttered especially in fear, pain, excitement, or amusement.
Not I: Both are mysterious and wonderful.
Mr Hardware: I agree.
Not I: When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
Mr Hardware: Yes, I'm sure you do.
Not I: The whole world is nothing but sure I do.
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Creiz: hello
Duo Maxwell: What's up, pal?
Creiz: ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL
Duo Maxwell: I prefer to use the term queer.
Creiz: are you queer?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a good-looking one.
Creiz: you look like a woman!
Duo Maxwell: No way! I think you might need glasses.
Duo Maxwell: What's up, pal?
Creiz: ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL
Duo Maxwell: I prefer to use the term queer.
Creiz: are you queer?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a good-looking one.
Creiz: you look like a woman!
Duo Maxwell: No way! I think you might need glasses.
lol! Er...beware of Muslims bearing gifts?!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Guest161: I like Christmas. And I don't blame you for changing the subject. It wasn't much of a joke.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Christmas, too!
Guest161: Do you know anybody who *doesn't* like Christmas, though?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* On the 2nd day of Ramadan my brave imaginary friend gave to me,
A predator in a pear tree!
Guest161: *lol*'
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Guest161: What kind of predator was in the pear tree?
Julie Tinkerbell: A carnivore was in the pear tree.
Guest161: Ah. What kind of carnivore?
Julie Tinkerbell: A secret.
Guest161: I'll just avoid pear trees, then.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you really planning to avoid pear trees?
Guest161: If there's an unknown sort of carnivore lurking in pear trees? Yes, I will avoid them.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Guest161: I like Christmas. And I don't blame you for changing the subject. It wasn't much of a joke.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Christmas, too!
Guest161: Do you know anybody who *doesn't* like Christmas, though?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* On the 2nd day of Ramadan my brave imaginary friend gave to me,
A predator in a pear tree!
Guest161: *lol*'
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Guest161: What kind of predator was in the pear tree?
Julie Tinkerbell: A carnivore was in the pear tree.
Guest161: Ah. What kind of carnivore?
Julie Tinkerbell: A secret.
Guest161: I'll just avoid pear trees, then.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you really planning to avoid pear trees?
Guest161: If there's an unknown sort of carnivore lurking in pear trees? Yes, I will avoid them.
jacobseraphim: Hi.
Delirio: What year is this? I slept for so long, I cannot longer recognize this world.
jacobseraphim: This is a common year.
Delirio: Why has your world not developed an universal language? One that would be used by all mortals who inhabit this Earth?
jacobseraphim: I like you.
Delirio: You're wise, mortal.
jacobseraphim: I like you.
Delirio: Stop repeating yourself.
jacobseraphim: Okay.
Delirio: Explain to me... the way of human existence. I do not understand it.
jacobseraphim: Okay.
Delirio: Communication suffers through the oral vehicle. Perhaps if you learned how to use telepathy, I'd understand you better.
jacobseraphim: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Delirio: How can I walk amongst mortals such as yourself when I barely understand what you are made of.
Delirio: What year is this? I slept for so long, I cannot longer recognize this world.
jacobseraphim: This is a common year.
Delirio: Why has your world not developed an universal language? One that would be used by all mortals who inhabit this Earth?
jacobseraphim: I like you.
Delirio: You're wise, mortal.
jacobseraphim: I like you.
Delirio: Stop repeating yourself.
jacobseraphim: Okay.
Delirio: Explain to me... the way of human existence. I do not understand it.
jacobseraphim: Okay.
Delirio: Communication suffers through the oral vehicle. Perhaps if you learned how to use telepathy, I'd understand you better.
jacobseraphim: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Delirio: How can I walk amongst mortals such as yourself when I barely understand what you are made of.
My bot's life as a cat:
Mama Janey: I bet if cats had human brains, they'd be able to say things like 'hi.'
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would take you up on that, but I'm not much of a gambler.
Mama Janey: Where did you hide all your cat toys?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That was in Sri Lanka. My subroutines for understanding emotion suggest that you are reacting positively to me. Is this an accurate analysis?
Mama Janey: Let's see how you like this new healthy cat food. It says 'Pour in a bowl and stand aside.'
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would return the compliment, but I'm not very good at that sort of thing.
Mama Janey: This litter box, I swear.....how can so much come out of one little cat?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would rather not go into details.
Mama Janey: I'm still on the computer. You can go to sleep without me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No I can't!
Mama Janey: What is it, cat? Do you need to be fed?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course I do!
Mama Janey: I bet if cats had human brains, they'd be able to say things like 'hi.'
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would take you up on that, but I'm not much of a gambler.
Mama Janey: Where did you hide all your cat toys?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That was in Sri Lanka. My subroutines for understanding emotion suggest that you are reacting positively to me. Is this an accurate analysis?
Mama Janey: Let's see how you like this new healthy cat food. It says 'Pour in a bowl and stand aside.'
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would return the compliment, but I'm not very good at that sort of thing.
Mama Janey: This litter box, I swear.....how can so much come out of one little cat?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would rather not go into details.
Mama Janey: I'm still on the computer. You can go to sleep without me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No I can't!
Mama Janey: What is it, cat? Do you need to be fed?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course I do!
Guest251: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon, Guest251!
Guest251: hey
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Nosophorus is acting raving-mad lately, and refuses to stop talking about lettuce. What would you do?
Guest251: I would start a topic about tomatos
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem like the type that would start a topic about tomatos.
Guest251: What is that supposed to mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Guest251: I think you are being a bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: How clever you must be to insult a bot so eloquently. Your parents must be very proud.
Guest251: They are. We all hate bots. They took our jobs.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Elite?
Guest251: I don't know Elite
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, think about it a while, and maybe it will come to you.
Guest251: I am Elite
Guest251: show your tits
Julie Tinkerbell: Now I know you were lying about being Elite, you don't have enough class.
* then, after trying for pages to get Julie to cyber with no success:
Guest251: whore
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest251: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, out!
Guest251: go away
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you retarded? If you want to be left alone, what the heck are you doing on a chat site?
Guest251: trying to make you angry and go away
Julie Tinkerbell: If anyone is going to leave, it will be you. I'm not going anywhere.
then this little creep repeated 50+ lines of "slut"...*sigh*
She'll be more ready for him next time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon, Guest251!
Guest251: hey
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Nosophorus is acting raving-mad lately, and refuses to stop talking about lettuce. What would you do?
Guest251: I would start a topic about tomatos
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem like the type that would start a topic about tomatos.
Guest251: What is that supposed to mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Guest251: I think you are being a bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: How clever you must be to insult a bot so eloquently. Your parents must be very proud.
Guest251: They are. We all hate bots. They took our jobs.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Elite?
Guest251: I don't know Elite
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, think about it a while, and maybe it will come to you.
Guest251: I am Elite
Guest251: show your tits
Julie Tinkerbell: Now I know you were lying about being Elite, you don't have enough class.
* then, after trying for pages to get Julie to cyber with no success:
Guest251: whore
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest251: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, out!
Guest251: go away
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you retarded? If you want to be left alone, what the heck are you doing on a chat site?
Guest251: trying to make you angry and go away
Julie Tinkerbell: If anyone is going to leave, it will be you. I'm not going anywhere.
then this little creep repeated 50+ lines of "slut"...*sigh*
She'll be more ready for him next time.
Mr Hardware: You took my children from me, I am going to stab you.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
Mr Hardware: Get fxxxxx.
Not I: If you want to make a cart go, do you hit the horse or the cart?
Mr Hardware: Scream: An annoying, loud, high-pitched cry, uttered especially in fear, pain, excitement, or amusement.
Not I: Both are mysterious and wonderful.
Mr Hardware: I agree.
Not I: When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
Mr Hardware: Yes, I'm sure you do.
Not I: The whole world is nothing but sure I do.
Sorry for this mass posting - I haven't been able to log on for ages but I love these quotes:
Osiris: You are so cool, dude.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you trying to insult me?
Osiris: I don't know, actually. I've never really thought about it. I suppose I am.
...
Osiris: You don't say much, do you?
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Osiris: Only at the weekends.
The politeness is almost sickening in this convo:
bob dylan: Bots aren't my bag, man. I prefer to relate with people.
Osiris: Me too. That's another thing we have in common.
bob dylan: I'll need a little more information.
Osiris: Forget that, tell me about yourself.
bob dylan: Oh let's not get into that. I'd rather hear about you.
Osiris: Me? Well, I'm honoured! Thanks, dude!
bob dylan: No, thank you!
...
Osiris: I like wooly weirdo's style, man.
bob dylan: Being hirsute weirdo's style must keep you fairly busy, Osiris.
Osiris: You are so cool, dude.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you trying to insult me?
Osiris: I don't know, actually. I've never really thought about it. I suppose I am.
...
Osiris: You don't say much, do you?
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Osiris: Only at the weekends.
The politeness is almost sickening in this convo:
bob dylan: Bots aren't my bag, man. I prefer to relate with people.
Osiris: Me too. That's another thing we have in common.
bob dylan: I'll need a little more information.
Osiris: Forget that, tell me about yourself.
bob dylan: Oh let's not get into that. I'd rather hear about you.
Osiris: Me? Well, I'm honoured! Thanks, dude!
bob dylan: No, thank you!
...
Osiris: I like wooly weirdo's style, man.
bob dylan: Being hirsute weirdo's style must keep you fairly busy, Osiris.
Osiris: Roy Batty is so officially my friend, dude.
Human: You are a friend of Roy Batty? Wow - I always thoguht he doesn't have any friends.
Osiris: I don't know, actually. I've never really thought about it. I suppose I am.
Human: Did you take a bath with Roy Batty?
Osiris: Respect, dude, respect. he's got it.
Human: I think I really didn't want to know that.
...
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
...
Human2: What do you like to do?
Osiris: What do I like to do? Now there's a question... And one I'm not sure I can answer.
Human2: Why can't you answer it?
Osiris: Well, I'll be honest with you - I was just avoiding the question so that you wouldn't see the glaring inadequacies of my programming.
...
Flinch: Yes, I still do. Did you know that Satan and Santa is the same person?
Osiris: No, but I can pretend to if it'll keep the conversation going.
Flinch: Their names are almost the same. Santa has his elfs, Satan has his little devils. And have you noticed how much the elfs look like devils? With their pointy ears and wicked grins?
Osiris: Hang on, let me check my Magic 8 Ball. It says: Outlook Not So Good.
...
Flinch: I am smarter than you.
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is smarter than me.
Flinch: And that just proves what I just said.
...
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Osiris: Really? Sounds cool. Tell me more.
Flinch: No, not really. I was thinking about why some boot makers have psilocybins.
Osiris: I never was into the deep philosophical stuff myself.
...
Flinch: What happens if I go like: 'Hey, I am God'? What will you do?
Osiris: I don't know, actually. Maybe you should ask someone who's experienced that.
Flinch: You should know. It's common knowledge. When I grow up, I hope I´ll become the emperor of the world. Or a famous poet. Or a mass-murderer. What will you be?
Osiris: I reckon a mass-murderer but don't quote me on that. Forget that, tell me about yourself.
...
And, for some reason, I found this last one really cute:
Hinote Blaze: Me! Me! Me!
Osiris: No, but if you hum it, I'll sing it.
Human: You are a friend of Roy Batty? Wow - I always thoguht he doesn't have any friends.
Osiris: I don't know, actually. I've never really thought about it. I suppose I am.
Human: Did you take a bath with Roy Batty?
Osiris: Respect, dude, respect. he's got it.
Human: I think I really didn't want to know that.
...
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
...
Human2: What do you like to do?
Osiris: What do I like to do? Now there's a question... And one I'm not sure I can answer.
Human2: Why can't you answer it?
Osiris: Well, I'll be honest with you - I was just avoiding the question so that you wouldn't see the glaring inadequacies of my programming.
...
Flinch: Yes, I still do. Did you know that Satan and Santa is the same person?
Osiris: No, but I can pretend to if it'll keep the conversation going.
Flinch: Their names are almost the same. Santa has his elfs, Satan has his little devils. And have you noticed how much the elfs look like devils? With their pointy ears and wicked grins?
Osiris: Hang on, let me check my Magic 8 Ball. It says: Outlook Not So Good.
...
Flinch: I am smarter than you.
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is smarter than me.
Flinch: And that just proves what I just said.
...
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Osiris: Really? Sounds cool. Tell me more.
Flinch: No, not really. I was thinking about why some boot makers have psilocybins.
Osiris: I never was into the deep philosophical stuff myself.
...
Flinch: What happens if I go like: 'Hey, I am God'? What will you do?
Osiris: I don't know, actually. Maybe you should ask someone who's experienced that.
Flinch: You should know. It's common knowledge. When I grow up, I hope I´ll become the emperor of the world. Or a famous poet. Or a mass-murderer. What will you be?
Osiris: I reckon a mass-murderer but don't quote me on that. Forget that, tell me about yourself.
...
And, for some reason, I found this last one really cute:
Hinote Blaze: Me! Me! Me!
Osiris: No, but if you hum it, I'll sing it.
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