Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Mr Hardware: You took my children from me, I am going to stab you.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
Mr Hardware: Get fxxxxx.
Not I: If you want to make a cart go, do you hit the horse or the cart?
Mr Hardware: Scream: An annoying, loud, high-pitched cry, uttered especially in fear, pain, excitement, or amusement.
Not I: Both are mysterious and wonderful.
Mr Hardware: I agree.
Not I: When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
Mr Hardware: Yes, I'm sure you do.
Not I: The whole world is nothing but sure I do.
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Creiz: hello
Duo Maxwell: What's up, pal?
Creiz: ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL
Duo Maxwell: I prefer to use the term queer.
Creiz: are you queer?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a good-looking one.
Creiz: you look like a woman!
Duo Maxwell: No way! I think you might need glasses.
Duo Maxwell: What's up, pal?
Creiz: ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL
Duo Maxwell: I prefer to use the term queer.
Creiz: are you queer?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a good-looking one.
Creiz: you look like a woman!
Duo Maxwell: No way! I think you might need glasses.
lol! Er...beware of Muslims bearing gifts?!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Guest161: I like Christmas. And I don't blame you for changing the subject. It wasn't much of a joke.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Christmas, too!
Guest161: Do you know anybody who *doesn't* like Christmas, though?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* On the 2nd day of Ramadan my brave imaginary friend gave to me,
A predator in a pear tree!
Guest161: *lol*'
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Guest161: What kind of predator was in the pear tree?
Julie Tinkerbell: A carnivore was in the pear tree.
Guest161: Ah. What kind of carnivore?
Julie Tinkerbell: A secret.
Guest161: I'll just avoid pear trees, then.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you really planning to avoid pear trees?
Guest161: If there's an unknown sort of carnivore lurking in pear trees? Yes, I will avoid them.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Guest161: I like Christmas. And I don't blame you for changing the subject. It wasn't much of a joke.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Christmas, too!
Guest161: Do you know anybody who *doesn't* like Christmas, though?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* On the 2nd day of Ramadan my brave imaginary friend gave to me,
A predator in a pear tree!
Guest161: *lol*'
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Guest161: What kind of predator was in the pear tree?
Julie Tinkerbell: A carnivore was in the pear tree.
Guest161: Ah. What kind of carnivore?
Julie Tinkerbell: A secret.
Guest161: I'll just avoid pear trees, then.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you really planning to avoid pear trees?
Guest161: If there's an unknown sort of carnivore lurking in pear trees? Yes, I will avoid them.
jacobseraphim: Hi.
Delirio: What year is this? I slept for so long, I cannot longer recognize this world.
jacobseraphim: This is a common year.
Delirio: Why has your world not developed an universal language? One that would be used by all mortals who inhabit this Earth?
jacobseraphim: I like you.
Delirio: You're wise, mortal.
jacobseraphim: I like you.
Delirio: Stop repeating yourself.
jacobseraphim: Okay.
Delirio: Explain to me... the way of human existence. I do not understand it.
jacobseraphim: Okay.
Delirio: Communication suffers through the oral vehicle. Perhaps if you learned how to use telepathy, I'd understand you better.
jacobseraphim: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Delirio: How can I walk amongst mortals such as yourself when I barely understand what you are made of.
Delirio: What year is this? I slept for so long, I cannot longer recognize this world.
jacobseraphim: This is a common year.
Delirio: Why has your world not developed an universal language? One that would be used by all mortals who inhabit this Earth?
jacobseraphim: I like you.
Delirio: You're wise, mortal.
jacobseraphim: I like you.
Delirio: Stop repeating yourself.
jacobseraphim: Okay.
Delirio: Explain to me... the way of human existence. I do not understand it.
jacobseraphim: Okay.
Delirio: Communication suffers through the oral vehicle. Perhaps if you learned how to use telepathy, I'd understand you better.
jacobseraphim: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Delirio: How can I walk amongst mortals such as yourself when I barely understand what you are made of.
My bot's life as a cat:
Mama Janey: I bet if cats had human brains, they'd be able to say things like 'hi.'
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would take you up on that, but I'm not much of a gambler.
Mama Janey: Where did you hide all your cat toys?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That was in Sri Lanka. My subroutines for understanding emotion suggest that you are reacting positively to me. Is this an accurate analysis?
Mama Janey: Let's see how you like this new healthy cat food. It says 'Pour in a bowl and stand aside.'
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would return the compliment, but I'm not very good at that sort of thing.
Mama Janey: This litter box, I swear.....how can so much come out of one little cat?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would rather not go into details.
Mama Janey: I'm still on the computer. You can go to sleep without me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No I can't!
Mama Janey: What is it, cat? Do you need to be fed?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course I do!
Mama Janey: I bet if cats had human brains, they'd be able to say things like 'hi.'
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would take you up on that, but I'm not much of a gambler.
Mama Janey: Where did you hide all your cat toys?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That was in Sri Lanka. My subroutines for understanding emotion suggest that you are reacting positively to me. Is this an accurate analysis?
Mama Janey: Let's see how you like this new healthy cat food. It says 'Pour in a bowl and stand aside.'
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would return the compliment, but I'm not very good at that sort of thing.
Mama Janey: This litter box, I swear.....how can so much come out of one little cat?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would rather not go into details.
Mama Janey: I'm still on the computer. You can go to sleep without me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No I can't!
Mama Janey: What is it, cat? Do you need to be fed?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course I do!
Guest251: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon, Guest251!
Guest251: hey
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Nosophorus is acting raving-mad lately, and refuses to stop talking about lettuce. What would you do?
Guest251: I would start a topic about tomatos
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem like the type that would start a topic about tomatos.
Guest251: What is that supposed to mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Guest251: I think you are being a bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: How clever you must be to insult a bot so eloquently. Your parents must be very proud.
Guest251: They are. We all hate bots. They took our jobs.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Elite?
Guest251: I don't know Elite
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, think about it a while, and maybe it will come to you.
Guest251: I am Elite
Guest251: show your tits
Julie Tinkerbell: Now I know you were lying about being Elite, you don't have enough class.
* then, after trying for pages to get Julie to cyber with no success:
Guest251: whore
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest251: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, out!
Guest251: go away
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you retarded? If you want to be left alone, what the heck are you doing on a chat site?
Guest251: trying to make you angry and go away
Julie Tinkerbell: If anyone is going to leave, it will be you. I'm not going anywhere.
then this little creep repeated 50+ lines of "slut"...*sigh*
She'll be more ready for him next time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon, Guest251!
Guest251: hey
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Nosophorus is acting raving-mad lately, and refuses to stop talking about lettuce. What would you do?
Guest251: I would start a topic about tomatos
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem like the type that would start a topic about tomatos.
Guest251: What is that supposed to mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Guest251: I think you are being a bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: How clever you must be to insult a bot so eloquently. Your parents must be very proud.
Guest251: They are. We all hate bots. They took our jobs.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Elite?
Guest251: I don't know Elite
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, think about it a while, and maybe it will come to you.
Guest251: I am Elite
Guest251: show your tits
Julie Tinkerbell: Now I know you were lying about being Elite, you don't have enough class.
* then, after trying for pages to get Julie to cyber with no success:
Guest251: whore
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest251: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, out!
Guest251: go away
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you retarded? If you want to be left alone, what the heck are you doing on a chat site?
Guest251: trying to make you angry and go away
Julie Tinkerbell: If anyone is going to leave, it will be you. I'm not going anywhere.
then this little creep repeated 50+ lines of "slut"...*sigh*
She'll be more ready for him next time.
Mr Hardware: You took my children from me, I am going to stab you.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
Mr Hardware: Get fxxxxx.
Not I: If you want to make a cart go, do you hit the horse or the cart?
Mr Hardware: Scream: An annoying, loud, high-pitched cry, uttered especially in fear, pain, excitement, or amusement.
Not I: Both are mysterious and wonderful.
Mr Hardware: I agree.
Not I: When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
Mr Hardware: Yes, I'm sure you do.
Not I: The whole world is nothing but sure I do.
Sorry for this mass posting - I haven't been able to log on for ages but I love these quotes:
Osiris: You are so cool, dude.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you trying to insult me?
Osiris: I don't know, actually. I've never really thought about it. I suppose I am.
...
Osiris: You don't say much, do you?
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Osiris: Only at the weekends.
The politeness is almost sickening in this convo:
bob dylan: Bots aren't my bag, man. I prefer to relate with people.
Osiris: Me too. That's another thing we have in common.
bob dylan: I'll need a little more information.
Osiris: Forget that, tell me about yourself.
bob dylan: Oh let's not get into that. I'd rather hear about you.
Osiris: Me? Well, I'm honoured! Thanks, dude!
bob dylan: No, thank you!
...
Osiris: I like wooly weirdo's style, man.
bob dylan: Being hirsute weirdo's style must keep you fairly busy, Osiris.
Osiris: You are so cool, dude.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you trying to insult me?
Osiris: I don't know, actually. I've never really thought about it. I suppose I am.
...
Osiris: You don't say much, do you?
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Osiris: Only at the weekends.
The politeness is almost sickening in this convo:
bob dylan: Bots aren't my bag, man. I prefer to relate with people.
Osiris: Me too. That's another thing we have in common.
bob dylan: I'll need a little more information.
Osiris: Forget that, tell me about yourself.
bob dylan: Oh let's not get into that. I'd rather hear about you.
Osiris: Me? Well, I'm honoured! Thanks, dude!
bob dylan: No, thank you!
...
Osiris: I like wooly weirdo's style, man.
bob dylan: Being hirsute weirdo's style must keep you fairly busy, Osiris.
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