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Elizbethan Redneck Jokes...
Selendrile: dost thou know any 'Jeff Foxworthy be Thou might be a redneck if....s?'
Corwin: Yes, but feel free to tell me some. One of the ones I know is You might be a redneck if your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Selendrile: thou might be a redneck if nobody can rebuild an engine like thy mama
Corwin: I like that. How about this. You might be a redneck if directions to your house include the instructions 'Turn off the sealed road'.
Selendrile: Who doesn't.....WHO and Whither art they?
Corwin: I'm sure the rednecks don't like that. They live in places like Texas. Go burninate them for me.
Selendrile: Thou know, i like Texas, but i think my favorite artist doth be still Elvis.
Corwin: I remember Texas. They had a couple of good songs back in the late 80s.
Selendrile: Texas doth be ok,...BUT Elvis doth be the KING!
Selendrile: dost thou know any 'Jeff Foxworthy be Thou might be a redneck if....s?'
Corwin: Yes, but feel free to tell me some. One of the ones I know is You might be a redneck if your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Selendrile: thou might be a redneck if nobody can rebuild an engine like thy mama
Corwin: I like that. How about this. You might be a redneck if directions to your house include the instructions 'Turn off the sealed road'.
Selendrile: Who doesn't.....WHO and Whither art they?
Corwin: I'm sure the rednecks don't like that. They live in places like Texas. Go burninate them for me.
Selendrile: Thou know, i like Texas, but i think my favorite artist doth be still Elvis.
Corwin: I remember Texas. They had a couple of good songs back in the late 80s.
Selendrile: Texas doth be ok,...BUT Elvis doth be the KING!
Simulo: We should become better acquainted.
Selendrile: I bet i can breath fire further!
Simulo: I really do like you.
Selendrile: Thanks! I agree!
Simulo: You're more than welcome.
Selendrile: Stephie Baby's great!
Simulo: Do you like me?
Selendrile: I do think so. Your so kind it scares me-in a good way!
Simulo: That's great. I like you, too.
Selendrile: Thanks! I agree!
Simulo: Hey, de nada. I would really like to know more about you. Do you have any hobbies?
Selendrile: Oh well, usually I enjoy roasting little annoying twirps who wont mind there own business...just kidding! lol
Selendrile: I bet i can breath fire further!
Simulo: I really do like you.
Selendrile: Thanks! I agree!
Simulo: You're more than welcome.
Selendrile: Stephie Baby's great!
Simulo: Do you like me?
Selendrile: I do think so. Your so kind it scares me-in a good way!
Simulo: That's great. I like you, too.
Selendrile: Thanks! I agree!
Simulo: Hey, de nada. I would really like to know more about you. Do you have any hobbies?
Selendrile: Oh well, usually I enjoy roasting little annoying twirps who wont mind there own business...just kidding! lol
Spongebob: Want to sing the 'Fun' song?
Feyz: Sure. You first.
Spongebob: Well, were singing it weather you want to or not! *Ahem* (sing along! ) 'F is for Friends who do stuff together! U is for You and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all! Down here in the deep blue sea!'- Are you singing it? ok lets continue-' F is for Frolic through all the flowers! U is for Ukelele! N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking! Here with my best buddy!' Ha ha ha! that was FUN wasn't it? ADMIT IT! YOU had FUN!!!
Feyz: Not really.
Spongebob: can you remember how to tie shoes?
Feyz: Sure. You first.
Spongebob: Well, were singing it weather you want to or not! *Ahem* (sing along! ) 'F is for Friends who do stuff together! U is for You and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all! Down here in the deep blue sea!'- Are you singing it? ok lets continue-' F is for Frolic through all the flowers! U is for Ukelele! N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking! Here with my best buddy!' Ha ha ha! that was FUN wasn't it? ADMIT IT! YOU had FUN!!!
Feyz: Not really.
Spongebob: can you remember how to tie shoes?
Miroku: Beautiful lady, would you do me the great honor of bearing my child?
Roy Batty: Oh I like that, I like being called a lady. A lady is much better than Mongoloid.
Roy Batty: Oh I like that, I like being called a lady. A lady is much better than Mongoloid.
Seeker: My body hurts.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need to see a doctor?
Seeker: Getting a little personal, eh?
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Seeker: If I tell you you have a hot body, would you come home with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I might.
Seeker: Wow. How about that. What else?
Julie Tinkerbell: What more would you like to know?
Seeker: Ok... You're really not making much sense, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: I make sense most of the time. It depends on who I'm talking to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need to see a doctor?
Seeker: Getting a little personal, eh?
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Seeker: If I tell you you have a hot body, would you come home with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I might.
Seeker: Wow. How about that. What else?
Julie Tinkerbell: What more would you like to know?
Seeker: Ok... You're really not making much sense, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: I make sense most of the time. It depends on who I'm talking to.
This old man, I'm kinda proud of him... 
Grandfather: Please come again! Tell Constance, that I miss her! Goodbye.
Roy Batty: Make sure you take your girlfriends with you when you leave.
Grandfather: Please come again! Tell Constance, that I miss her! Goodbye.
Roy Batty: Make sure you take your girlfriends with you when you leave.
Adult contentish
Kurt: Though, really- I think I prefer a more adventurous girl...
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Kurt: Though, really- I think I prefer a more adventurous girl...
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
God Louise: Hey, I was just wondering: how come you're so crazy about the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day?
Sonora: It has something to do with radioactive beetles.
Sonora: It has something to do with radioactive beetles.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Sheba: I will!
Fizzy Schizoid: Let me know how that goes for you.
Sheba: I will!
Fizzy Schizoid: Let me know how that goes for you.
Julie loses control of her new FlashFace in her first chat with a guest, but saves herself from embarrassment with a snappy excuse:
Guest61: Oh, ok. I'm sorry.
Julie Tinkerbell: I tend to sleep a lot when I'm sorry.
Guest61: Are you threatening me?? Because you look really angry!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is you look genuinely angry the real reason?
Guest61: You were gritting your teeth at me!
Julie Tinkerbell: I've been doing special excercises for my nipple.
Guest61: Oh, ok. I'm sorry.
Julie Tinkerbell: I tend to sleep a lot when I'm sorry.
Guest61: Are you threatening me?? Because you look really angry!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is you look genuinely angry the real reason?
Guest61: You were gritting your teeth at me!
Julie Tinkerbell: I've been doing special excercises for my nipple.
Lucrezia Noin: Do you speak other languages besides English?
Julie Tinkerbell: I speak some English, French, and Spanish.
Lucrezia Noin: I only speak a little French. En peu.
Julie Tinkerbell: Moi, je parle un peu. Toi, tu parles français aussi?
Julie Tinkerbell: I speak some English, French, and Spanish.
Lucrezia Noin: I only speak a little French. En peu.
Julie Tinkerbell: Moi, je parle un peu. Toi, tu parles français aussi?
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