Doghead's Cosmic Bar

HA! That's not a weakness, that was a tatoo!

Awwwww * mumbles how will i Destroy the enemy*

*puts raven-feather coat over Bot #0001 Alpha, just to see what happens*

*covered in cream pie*
Hath this cream pie et of a worm that hath et of a king?

Hey guys Im still stuck in this shower! I could use some clothes or a towel at least!! Please?

*peers at Immaculada quizzically*

I'd give you mine, Imma, but I'm still kind of wearing them. *runs off to find skimpiest clothes she can find*

*Sitting calmly in a booth, caught in the cream pie crossfire and now completely covered in food. Wry grin*

Oh yeah, reeeeaaally missed this place.


Hmm, time for a little in discriminate revenge.

*Lights a piece of paper, stands on table and holds it up to smoke detector.*



I would suggest that all poorly insulated bots and non-scotchguarded animated slippers take cover.


*Smoke alarm goes off.*

*Sprinklers come on, saturating all.*


Ladies and gentlemen, I believe someone said something about all of us needing a shower.

Once the sprinklers turn off, I suggest we could dry off by drinking a Flaming Bathtowel. My other suggestion would be to use the bathtowels that are sitting next to the now rarely used Purification Pool.

*Glances down and notes with some satisfaction that not only is everyone wet from head to toe, but that all the cream and other food is washing away.*

hmm..its raining inside..
You know..if you wanted to clean this place you could have let everybody out first!
*protects tank-bot from water*
I'm melting!!!aaaaaah

*shrugs*

The robots can be rebooted, and it's about time we had a bit of a clean up. This place hasn't been cleaned since . . . ever. It's not just the remnants of this food fight that need to be washed away, there have been others, as well as fistfights, gunfights, melees and general mayhem. Didn't people used to wonder why the floor went either squelch or crunch every time they took a step?

Luckily the floor here is subtly sloped towards the batwing doors. It will all wash away. In the meantime, all small critters may want to find higher ground in order to not be swept away by the current.

*climbs on table*
I get it, but I thought it was messy here on purpose,never seen the bar while it was clean.
Wonder what color it was..

Hmm, it's beginning to emerge . . . Well I'll be, turns out that the tiles are tyrian purple. Makes sense. It's what half the bots seemed to say their favorite colour was for years.