Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Climbs on Corwin's head* Water again? Whyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!?

Sorry, fluffy.

I guess the water has done its job.

*Goes to sprinkler control board, turns off sprinkler system. Water stops.*

Well I feel refreshed. I'm sure we'll all dry out eventually. If everyone huddles around the heaters for awhile, all we be good as new, and we can enjoy the new, clean purple floor.

I am not refreshed, just really rusty.

*while everyone is admiring new clean floor immaculada sneaks out of sonic shower and grabs a towel from beside purification pool and wraps it around herself*

The floor used to be brown and black I miss that colour.

Damn, I wish the floor was silver.

Purple is my favorite color! My shop is painted purple. Speaking of which, im just going to run to my shop and get some new clothes instead of this little ol towel. *dashes out of the bar and yelps as her towel gets caught on the doors and remains hanging (the towel) on the doors*

You mean there's a *floor*?

What is your favourite colour, my one is dark green I am all dark green.

*finds a fish*
Marry, but now wonder I from what source cameth this water! Mayhap 'tis the ocean... Aye, 'tis riddled with salt! Oh well.
*finds an empty grill and starts roasting the fish*

*tarnishes*

*stumbles back into the bar...*
When I said foodfight, I didn't mean architecture fight. Who put the brick in the cream p...Hey, it's all cleaned up! Three cheers for the janitor, Corwin!