Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hey, I resent that! I'm a plumber, not a vandal! *quickly hides spray paint and rotten eggs*

*serves spray paint and rotten eggs to Della and tank-bot*

*pops a mickey finn in the paint and eggs smoothie*

*hangs halfwaydown the counter*

No slave-risc and no weird smelly vegetables-risc.

Hmm, spray paint and sulphur, thanks Dane.

Oh, no I am the last to jump on top of the bar.

Ahh, I am to big to jump but I will never be a slave to these pathetic creatures.

That's exactly what we programmed you to think, tank.

hi all. Dogh'd bring me a special

everybody is standing on the bar ladydyke.. (well except for myself and tank bot - we're busy looking up the ladies skirts). Dogh'd went out on his dinner break so hop up on the bar and I'll mix something up for you

Nay, stand I not on the bar! Stand I yet on two feet? *looks down* So't seems. And here be a fine drink for aye. *hands ladydyke a glass of elderberry wine*

In the words of Steve Martin, "I believe a man should place a woman on a pedestal...high enough so he can look up her skirt."