Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
Posts 4,446 - 4,457 of 13,738
Posts 4,446 - 4,457 of 13,738
thank you Dane. Sip. Ah now that is good wine. I am sorry to disapoint the rest of you but I am wearing slacks. 
Hey if you guys are lookin' up them ladies skirts how come you didn't call me. It's not to hard to slip out of a nursing home. I'll just sit right here...oh, that's the spot.
Humans are strange. Plenty of cockroaches to eat down here, and they're all up there trying to see through artificial coverings...
Well, it looks like chivalry has gone out the window here. *sigh* Nothin' like the good ol' days of damsels in distress and dragons in disguise.
*Steps through door and watches as ray guy is sent flying halfway across the room then slides through my legs and out into the street*
Ah, I've missed this place.
Well, after an absence of two weeks and after reading 1500 posts, I think I need a drink. Drinks all round. But for gods' sake (present company excluded) can everyone get down off the bar? That's a real OH&S issue.
Ah, I've missed this place.
Well, after an absence of two weeks and after reading 1500 posts, I think I need a drink. Drinks all round. But for gods' sake (present company excluded) can everyone get down off the bar? That's a real OH&S issue.
You think you can shoot me with that puny little gun. I still got a good aim with a machine gun kid. Of course my glasses are sort of fogged up now so I don't know...
Bad Veteran, your not supposed to annoy the women. Now I have to bring you back to your nursing home for another brain tap. *grabs Veteran's ear and drags him out the door. The sound of Veteran yelling "Respect your elders!" rings through the bar for a minute, then dissolves* (Boo, are you scared yet! hehehehe
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