Doghead's Cosmic Bar

DINK!

owwww
who threw that at me?

Dogh'd, I need a stiff one. Make it a Neanderthal Chorus, if you don't mind.

This girl Belldandy has been running around telling everyone she's married to me. I don't know how she thinks that could be possible. Now she has even got an alias on here where she's taken my name -- she's calling herself "Belldandy/Gizzle". What am I going to do?

You will be assimilated, that is what you are going to do.

Oh sorry, that was my other personality talking. She's such a pain, isn't she? I tried to get rid of her, but the electroshock treatment didn't seem to work too well... *twitch*

Am I the first person to use this icon, or what? I haven't seen it anywhere else... Well, I guess this sexy little blue man is all MINE!

Then I'll leave you to be alone with yourself.

Psssst hey there is a gay couple in here OMG,

::gestures toward ladydyke's name:: You were saying?

WHat's that, a french kiss?

It's an ancient runic symbol referring to Nostradamus' prediction of five badly choreographed female seductresses attempting to destroy mankind, popularly interpreted as a portable shrine to the Spice Girls. Or they could be smilies... I dunno.

like I said before, "what if they start breeding?"

Then they would all look like kirby