Doghead's Cosmic Bar

And then we'll have a bar full of sexy bitches!

Eeeewwwww, let's not get into that.

::gets on a table and starts dancing::

*lesbians begin breeding all over the dance floor* Bar gets crowded. I sit back and drool.

*looks confused and flitters wings nervously* What's a lesbian? My human language teacher did not mention that word in my studies.

ladydyke,
bless you, irony is not dead. But is it, too, breeding?

Wait a minnit! I meant brooding! Is it brooding?

*takes careful aim and throws empty glass past STRM Kirby's left ear*
Get down off that table, you're scaring the children.
*Sits back watching breeding lesbians and begins taking pictures*

You know this is what I call a bar!

Hmm, now I think about it, does STRM Kirby have ears?

Who the hell knows?

*grins*

**RUNS OUT THE BAR SCREAMING**

AHHHH SOMEONE CALL 911, SOMEONE STOLE MY GLASSES *BUMP* OHHH.