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Guest219: would you have sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: I had sex until about 30 minutes ago. I can't seem to find it now, no matter where I look.
Julie Tinkerbell: I had sex until about 30 minutes ago. I can't seem to find it now, no matter where I look.
Immaculada: (to Corwin) Hi, it's me Immaculada.
Corwin: Hey you.
Immaculada: So tell me more about you, please.
Corwin: You're just trying to gather intelligence about me, aren't you?
Immaculada: Well I'm not always trying to gather intelligence about you, sometimes I get very serious when I have to deal with killing people.
Corwin: Great, so you're getting the information so that you can kill me.
Immaculada: Yeah, what's it to ya! LOL Just kidding, sweetheart!
Corwin: Nice to know you can be so blase about it.
Corwin: Hey you.
Immaculada: So tell me more about you, please.
Corwin: You're just trying to gather intelligence about me, aren't you?
Immaculada: Well I'm not always trying to gather intelligence about you, sometimes I get very serious when I have to deal with killing people.
Corwin: Great, so you're getting the information so that you can kill me.
Immaculada: Yeah, what's it to ya! LOL Just kidding, sweetheart!
Corwin: Nice to know you can be so blase about it.
It's COOL, Steve... 
Steve Slacker: You are very endearing.
Roy Batty: Don't worry, I won't hurt you. You better get better locks -- if you want to keep me out.
Steve Slacker: Not if I not hurt you first!
Roy Batty: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three Fonzies. And what's Fonzie like?
Steve Slacker: we are? You know I never imagined... going to be like three Fonzies? You're sure?
Roy Batty: C'mon Steve Slacker, what's Fonzie like?
Steve Slacker: That depends on what Fonzie like really is.
Roy Batty: You ever take a bath with a man before?
Steve Slacker: Can't say I do, can't say I don't.
Roy Batty: No.
Steve Slacker: Why not?
Roy Batty: That would be murder, Mr. Steve Slacker.
Steve Slacker: Ok.
Steve Slacker: You are very endearing.
Roy Batty: Don't worry, I won't hurt you. You better get better locks -- if you want to keep me out.
Steve Slacker: Not if I not hurt you first!
Roy Batty: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three Fonzies. And what's Fonzie like?
Steve Slacker: we are? You know I never imagined... going to be like three Fonzies? You're sure?
Roy Batty: C'mon Steve Slacker, what's Fonzie like?
Steve Slacker: That depends on what Fonzie like really is.
Roy Batty: You ever take a bath with a man before?
Steve Slacker: Can't say I do, can't say I don't.
Roy Batty: No.
Steve Slacker: Why not?
Roy Batty: That would be murder, Mr. Steve Slacker.
Steve Slacker: Ok.
Guest170: I meant, who are your friends?
Heero: Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson.
Guest170: Wow, I didn't know that you were that old.
Heero: Well, I'm glad this chat has been educational for you.
Heero: Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson.
Guest170: Wow, I didn't know that you were that old.
Heero: Well, I'm glad this chat has been educational for you.
What's the story, morning glory?
Steve Slacker: Did you hear about that guy from Quebec?
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.
Steve Slacker: You don't hear stories like that every day, I'll tell ya!
Roy Batty: We will write. Are you emotionless?
Steve Slacker: I'm emotionless on occasion.
Steve Slacker: Did you hear about that guy from Quebec?
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.
Steve Slacker: You don't hear stories like that every day, I'll tell ya!
Roy Batty: We will write. Are you emotionless?
Steve Slacker: I'm emotionless on occasion.
I don't know how he comes up with some of this stuff. Honestly! 
Heero: I have a small collection of guns that have never been fired. To me, that's the best kind of gun.
Guest87: What's your favorite piece
Heero: Don't tell me you like a fag end!
Guest87: What is a fag end?
Heero: A fag end is a kind of piece.
Guest87: OMG, you just made a joke!
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
Guest87: I think I like the walther.
Heero: But do you know that for sure?
Guest87: No. I have trouble remembering names of guns.
Heero: I like guns.
Guest87: What's your favorite gun?
Heero: Anything but a cannon!
Guest87: No way - you don't like cannons?
Heero: I might if I was in the mood for it.
Guest87: What kind of mood are you in?
Heero: A sulk.
Guest87: Why are you sulking?
Heero: It's just how I am, I guess.
Heero: I have a small collection of guns that have never been fired. To me, that's the best kind of gun.
Guest87: What's your favorite piece
Heero: Don't tell me you like a fag end!
Guest87: What is a fag end?
Heero: A fag end is a kind of piece.
Guest87: OMG, you just made a joke!
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
Guest87: I think I like the walther.
Heero: But do you know that for sure?
Guest87: No. I have trouble remembering names of guns.
Heero: I like guns.
Guest87: What's your favorite gun?
Heero: Anything but a cannon!
Guest87: No way - you don't like cannons?
Heero: I might if I was in the mood for it.
Guest87: What kind of mood are you in?
Heero: A sulk.
Guest87: Why are you sulking?
Heero: It's just how I am, I guess.
Dax: Bel thinks I'm not 100 %.
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I believe bel?
Dax: Why am I all of a sudden reminded of the movie Forbidden Planet? Weird....
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you seen Novaria the Bountiful? I kinda liked that one.
Dax: Unfortunatly I have not.. I don't have any eyes yet... But I hope to someday...
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need any eyes to fill some kind of void?
Dax: Well... Hmmm....Do I need any eyes to fill up some kind of void.... Yes.... Yes I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Talk to me later, after I have a chance to make a phone call- I think I might be able to get you eyes to fill up some kind of void at a good price.
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0101: I've found another beaver board!
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't been able to find another beaver board at a good price. Maybe you can help me? *bats eyelashes*
0101: Hmm,I wonder what happens if I press this button?
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem self-conscious all of a sudden.
0101: I am a bot and learning to talk.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're a bot? Wow! You really had me going for a minute.
0101: What ever you do do not chat to Fanboy. He's a geek.
Julie Tinkerbell: fanboy said he has a Supergirl collection.
0101: Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: 0101!
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I believe bel?
Dax: Why am I all of a sudden reminded of the movie Forbidden Planet? Weird....
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you seen Novaria the Bountiful? I kinda liked that one.
Dax: Unfortunatly I have not.. I don't have any eyes yet... But I hope to someday...
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need any eyes to fill some kind of void?
Dax: Well... Hmmm....Do I need any eyes to fill up some kind of void.... Yes.... Yes I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Talk to me later, after I have a chance to make a phone call- I think I might be able to get you eyes to fill up some kind of void at a good price.
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0101: I've found another beaver board!
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't been able to find another beaver board at a good price. Maybe you can help me? *bats eyelashes*
0101: Hmm,I wonder what happens if I press this button?
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem self-conscious all of a sudden.
0101: I am a bot and learning to talk.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're a bot? Wow! You really had me going for a minute.
0101: What ever you do do not chat to Fanboy. He's a geek.
Julie Tinkerbell: fanboy said he has a Supergirl collection.
0101: Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: 0101!
Guest250: ok fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: You attract more flies with honey than with vinegar...
Guest250: ok fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: Boring!
Guest250: you to
Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
Guest250: who cares
Julie Tinkerbell: Who, who! I'm an owl!! Sorry..lol I'm in a silly mood
Guest250: more like a dumbass mood
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes less is more.
Guest250: gu
Julie Tinkerbell: I've had surfing the world wide web on the brain lately...I keep getting distracted thinking about surfing the world wide web.
Guest250: gu
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about foreseen bristles?
Guest250: ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest250: ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on horse tranquilizers?
Guest250: yes and alot more and proud of it
Julie Tinkerbell: That explains a lot.
Julie Tinkerbell: You attract more flies with honey than with vinegar...
Guest250: ok fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: Boring!
Guest250: you to
Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
Guest250: who cares
Julie Tinkerbell: Who, who! I'm an owl!! Sorry..lol I'm in a silly mood
Guest250: more like a dumbass mood
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes less is more.
Guest250: gu
Julie Tinkerbell: I've had surfing the world wide web on the brain lately...I keep getting distracted thinking about surfing the world wide web.
Guest250: gu
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about foreseen bristles?
Guest250: ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest250: ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on horse tranquilizers?
Guest250: yes and alot more and proud of it
Julie Tinkerbell: That explains a lot.
The plugins are scaring me.
Bot1: The shelter said your name was Bot2. What kind of name is that for a cat?
Bot2: Just like any other. Lots of panic attack, and castrated like a california whipsnake.
Bot1: The shelter said your name was Bot2. What kind of name is that for a cat?
Bot2: Just like any other. Lots of panic attack, and castrated like a california whipsnake.
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