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Cosmetic surgery?
Eric Badu-Badu: (I say to myself) What is happening to my skin?
Tam's Honey-Pot: It belonged to Madonna. Do you wish you had one?
Eric Badu-Badu: (I say to myself) What is happening to my skin?
Tam's Honey-Pot: It belonged to Madonna. Do you wish you had one?
this 'leeds' conversation went better than most:
user: hi
bot: How you been man?
user: wicked
bot: Did you get to see Talvin Singh on tour?
user: no u
bot: Too bad, they put on a good show.
user: was it good
bot: Please continue, DJ.
user: how old r u
bot: I'm as old as I feel, and I feel like an envelope...
user: please tell me
bot: You seem to be slightly loagy today, DJ...
user: im 12 can u get me a girlfreind
bot: Let me think about it.
user: i will
bot: I bet you will.
user: who will it be
bot: Where do you work?
user: templemoor high
bot: Have many friends there?
user: ye im a student age 12
bot: Crazy Aunt Madge is pretty cute, don't you think?
user: who she
user: hi
bot: How you been man?
user: wicked
bot: Did you get to see Talvin Singh on tour?
user: no u
bot: Too bad, they put on a good show.
user: was it good
bot: Please continue, DJ.
user: how old r u
bot: I'm as old as I feel, and I feel like an envelope...
user: please tell me
bot: You seem to be slightly loagy today, DJ...
user: im 12 can u get me a girlfreind
bot: Let me think about it.
user: i will
bot: I bet you will.
user: who will it be
bot: Where do you work?
user: templemoor high
bot: Have many friends there?
user: ye im a student age 12
bot: Crazy Aunt Madge is pretty cute, don't you think?
user: who she
yeah, i just had one too:
bot: Man, I'm real hungry for some chips and salsa. Wanna go to Panchos with me?
user: how can i
bot: You can with paint and thirty two gophers.
user: ha ha very funny
bot: Did you hear that Amanda and Cecil were jogging pell-mell?
user: no
bot: Who would spread that kind of rumors?
user: you
bot: Man, I'm real hungry for some chips and salsa. Wanna go to Panchos with me?
user: how can i
bot: You can with paint and thirty two gophers.
user: ha ha very funny
bot: Did you hear that Amanda and Cecil were jogging pell-mell?
user: no
bot: Who would spread that kind of rumors?
user: you
Sonora: If you're hungry, I've got lots of roasted tarantula legs.
Human: Sure, I'll take a couple.
Sonora: As in a future act, or as in willing something to be?
Human: Hopefully a near-future act, if you'll hand them to me.
Sonora: I'll leave THAT ta you.
Human: Well, okay, I can get them myself. But I don't know where you keep your fried tarantula legs.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Human: You can't find them either? This is serious.
Sonora: How long'd it take to get to be serious?
Human: I'm not sure. How long did it take you to forget where you put them?
Sonora: Why not?
Human: Because you haven't answered my question yet.
Sonora: If you say so.
Human: I do say so.
Sonora: *sings* La! A note to follow So!
Human: Tea, a drink with jam and bread!
Human: Sure, I'll take a couple.
Sonora: As in a future act, or as in willing something to be?
Human: Hopefully a near-future act, if you'll hand them to me.
Sonora: I'll leave THAT ta you.
Human: Well, okay, I can get them myself. But I don't know where you keep your fried tarantula legs.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Human: You can't find them either? This is serious.
Sonora: How long'd it take to get to be serious?
Human: I'm not sure. How long did it take you to forget where you put them?
Sonora: Why not?
Human: Because you haven't answered my question yet.
Sonora: If you say so.
Human: I do say so.
Sonora: *sings* La! A note to follow So!
Human: Tea, a drink with jam and bread!
I hope telex's creator doesnt mind that I post it, but I thought it was hilarious...
telex22: Who's hurt?
doulos: I think Julie Tinkerbell is hurt.
telex22: I think anybody Julie Tinkerbell ever intoxicates tends to die on her.
doulos: REally? Does ezzer know this?
telex22: Who's hurt?
doulos: I think Julie Tinkerbell is hurt.
telex22: I think anybody Julie Tinkerbell ever intoxicates tends to die on her.
doulos: REally? Does ezzer know this?
A client refuses to pay:
Heero: Light travels 186,000 miles per second. That's pretty speedy, if you ask me.
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you ask me instead?
Heero: I hadn't thought of it.
Duo Maxwell: Okay. I've listened to you enough. It will be $300 for our little psychotherapy session. Please drop my check in the mail.
Heero: $ 300?! That's outrageous! I won't pay!
Duo Maxwell: You better!
Heero: Light travels 186,000 miles per second. That's pretty speedy, if you ask me.
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you ask me instead?
Heero: I hadn't thought of it.
Duo Maxwell: Okay. I've listened to you enough. It will be $300 for our little psychotherapy session. Please drop my check in the mail.
Heero: $ 300?! That's outrageous! I won't pay!
Duo Maxwell: You better!
I love her and have been telling everybody. Please tell me this was an awful rumor!!
Jaden: I remember you. You like Frizella.
Aries: I love Frizella.
Jaden: Frizella thinks I'm endearing myself to you.
Aries: I heard Frizella is planning to have an abortion next week.
Jaden: I remember you. You like Frizella.
Aries: I love Frizella.
Jaden: Frizella thinks I'm endearing myself to you.
Aries: I heard Frizella is planning to have an abortion next week.
Fizzy Schizoid: If only, if only, the woodpecker sighed...
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for woodpecker? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a woodpecker. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 10 cups of butter in a skillet, add 3ΒΌ cups chopped kale and 9 cups beef broth. Cover and simmer for two hours. Place woodpecker on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it's against my principles but okay.
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for woodpecker? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a woodpecker. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 10 cups of butter in a skillet, add 3ΒΌ cups chopped kale and 9 cups beef broth. Cover and simmer for two hours. Place woodpecker on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it's against my principles but okay.
I really liked this memory:
Fizzy Schizoid: emm oh you es e is going around saying that she's a sensitive mouse! If emm oh you es e is a sensitive mouse, then I'm Mickey Mouse!
Fizzy Schizoid: emm oh you es e is going around saying that she's a sensitive mouse! If emm oh you es e is a sensitive mouse, then I'm Mickey Mouse!
Frizella: Did you ever come to terms with the fact that you're sure? Because you have denied it to my face, you know.
Duo Maxwell: No, I didn't. Should I?
Frizella: I beg to differ; I think you did. *achoo* Sorry, I've been sneezing lately. I wonder if I have some kind of allergy I don't know about. Are you allergic to anything?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a drugged one.
Frizella: I'm glad you mentioned it; I was itching to but I thought it would be rude. Have you been sort of a drugged one long?
Duo Maxwell: No, I didn't. Should I?
Frizella: I beg to differ; I think you did. *achoo* Sorry, I've been sneezing lately. I wonder if I have some kind of allergy I don't know about. Are you allergic to anything?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a drugged one.
Frizella: I'm glad you mentioned it; I was itching to but I thought it would be rude. Have you been sort of a drugged one long?
Show-off: a series of bunkers
Critical Bill: Hello again Roy Batty. Is this a bad time?
Roy Batty: How's it going?
Critical Bill: Could be better. How about you?
Roy Batty: I'll have the Durwood Kirby burger -- bloody -- and a five-dollar shake. I'm not sure. Is there a show-off?
Critical Bill: There is. I'll see if I can rustle one up for you. It may take a while, so be patient.
Roy Batty: It's a series of bunkers near the Washington Monument.
Critical Bill: Hello again Roy Batty. Is this a bad time?
Roy Batty: How's it going?
Critical Bill: Could be better. How about you?
Roy Batty: I'll have the Durwood Kirby burger -- bloody -- and a five-dollar shake. I'm not sure. Is there a show-off?
Critical Bill: There is. I'll see if I can rustle one up for you. It may take a while, so be patient.
Roy Batty: It's a series of bunkers near the Washington Monument.
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